In memorial. <3

You hear stories.. you hear them everyday. Death and his followers, taking away the ones who should have lived. It's just never expected, that those stories would ring true to those who you know..

I'm sure you all have heard about the very untimely death of Nelson. For respectful reasons, I'm not going into the details. Those who knew him already know, and those who don't, it's best that it stays that way.

I knew Nelson through work. I knew him as simply 'Ramsena's ex' at first. As well as the pretty boy, the one who would be likely to have a personal fan club of girls following him around. I got to know him, and discovered so much more about this kid. His passion for screamo, hardcore, death metal (or whatever the fuck you crazy kids call it these days), his undeniable talent for screaming vox, that signature smartass and sarcastic personality which, I must admit, wasn't always welcomed at work. However, it was that personality which made him an icon at work.

I'll never forget the times and shifts spent at work.. well, when he did do any work :P Most times he spent sitting on the tool box just having a bludge, and sometimes I would join him. Those times where you threatened me with APC spraying or pickle throwing.. and most times you followed through with those threats. Oh and we cannot forget, those names you made for poor Josh. Steven and Sebastian, and how it would shit him to hell. Those shifts were the funniest :) You were a joy to the boys of back area, and you will remain that way for always.

Your musical prowess was undeniable. From Silence the End, to Pray for Death, the material you produced was truly epic. Watching you at shows was always fun. It's a shame I only got to see you a few times live.. Rydalmere and Worlds Greatest Shave I think. The fuckwits at Hype should have let you play that set.. I'll always remember that as the final gig you deserved. If only I had that final memory of the band in action..

I'm currently listening to an original song by the band, Condemn the Oppressor. I remember Marija sending it to me, and commenting on it's raw talent and how it sounded so professional. It truly is. I suggest anybody who reads this to youtube their stuff.. you will be impressed.

I saw you a few days ago.. we made smartass comments to each other as we always do. I just couldn't possibly imagine that would be the last time I would ever lay eyes on you or speak to you..

If only you could see just how many people are in shock, tears and are upset over the untimely loss. It rings true that the Lord does take the good young. No matter the differences we may have had, you truly were a down to earth, good person.
Work simply wont be the same without you...

Nothing will be.

The local scene has lost it's best up coming talent.. <3

So here is to your life, a life no doubt lived to the fullest, but one that deserved to have been continued..

Rest in peace Nelson David Faul.

The moments that made my year memorable :)

- The "Great Eshlad Escape". We all know what happened there, no need to go into details. Oh and if you would like to stay tuned to all the happenings of this saga, do pop into Parramatta Local Court on the 18th of January at 9.15am :)

- Continuing on the topic of escapes, was the "Great Cecil Escape". Wasn't as hardcore or br00tal as the eshlad escape, it was just more humourous. I blame Alex and Eden for it, with their "HAIRY NIPPLES"

- Making friends in the oddest way this year. I must mention Kirra in this, because right back in the beginning.. GUESS WHO HATED ME? Yep Kirra did ;D But it's all good now, she loves me now ;)

- Magic Kingdom! Which I kept calling Magic Mountain.. opps haha. Trying to steal something there to give to Matt for his birthday. EPIC FAIL.

- Shopping for his gift. Not so much fail :)

- Many, many wog outs. "JEBEMTE KURVA" "TI SI BUDALA KUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (yeah, that didn't make any sense. But then again when do we ever make sense?)

- the Mac Square Incident. Oh thank god Vince was there :) *phew*

- That night at Kirra's house where pathetic people tried to mess with us, but they got owned :)

- MADD night, I walk in and like half the crowd yells out IVANA! :| Oh god haha.

- Zomaya's utter intoxication at Missy's party. I had to look after him that night, even though I wasn't in a great state either!

- The birth of the "Wankers" :) Yep we rock

- THREE PARTY BENDER. Promising myself I wouldn't drink. Ended up drinking. Me and Giles drunk in a car, I barely got to Hinchinbrook HAHAHAH! Matt upon seeing me "...............park your car in my street, I'm taking you" BWAHAHA.

- The many times I would own Bozz in Modern.
Bozz: Nasser went into Jerusalem
Ivana: Actually, it was Sadat. OWNED!

- Continuing from that prior point, our mad competitions in Modern. Every single assessment task, we would only strive to be better than the other person..

- The time James DIDN'T SLOW DOWN ON THAT MASSIVE DIP IN CASULA, resulting in his car receiving quite a bit of air.... HAHAHAHAHAH

- Easter movie marathon! After countless V, Coke, and No Doz tablets, still feeling incredibly tired. Me and Joanna repping our PJ's :)

- Drive in's with James, Ricky, Zac and Bronte. Pumping the Zorba and dancing to it down the M7, Zac in the M4 drive thru "CAN I HAVE A RANGA?" drive to the window and I noticed shes a ranga.. "OMG SHE'S A RANGA!!!" cue everybody pissing themselves for a good 15 minutes.

- Society and Culture excursion to the Buddhist temple in the gong! Electric blankets, pigging out, BREAKING IN ON LAUREN IN THE SHOWER, she screamed so loud both Fetterplace and Agostino rock up at our room to see wtf happened AHAHAHA

- The random day with Nina, Endy and Aaron. Going to the games room at Mounties, trying to find an open bottle-o, oh and we can't forget, THE CAR SESSIONS ;) hahahaha!

- History day at USYD. Zhao getting a random nose bleed in a lecture, omg I still laugh about it lol. Hearing someone go IVAAAAANAAAAAAA and see Denita! Annoying Bozz and Gerard all day in the city, so fun.

- *pizza boy putting boxes in a trolley filled with rubbish*
Ricky: DOES THAT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?!?!?
Pizza boy: Yeah..
Ricky: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY CAN WE HAVE IT?
Pizza boy: Sure....?
Ricky and Giles scored us free pizza.

- Christmas parking in Livo Westfields GIVES ME THE SHITS. JOANNA WOULD KNOW. "Ivana's gunna kill someone tonight EYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

- The first ever food fight. One word: epic. Me and Endy vs. Ricky and James. While Ricky and James order more ammo in Bonno Heights drive thru, me and Matt ninja it on the street, chuck water all over their car, then leg it back to my car! ALL WHILE THEY COULDN'T MOVE AS THEY WERE AT THE SPEAKER BOX! EPICCCCCCCCCC.

- Our payback? Getting blocked off at Hincho. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

- DUI's in Cecil Hills. "Are you driving and drinking that double black?"

- "Is that Joel Nedved?" *drive past 6 times trying to figure it out* "OMGGGGGGG IT IS" hahahaha!

- Me and Matt sleeping in my car. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH what derros.

- Epic gnoming with a 4 car convoy after the formal :D

- The discovery of Candy Mountain! and later on the gnome tree.

- My mad fail shiftyness when buying Matt a deck for his birthday.
"Why did you go to Quix?"
"I needed tampons..?"
"Bullshit. You don't need Giles to buy tampons"
"YES I DO."
"What did you buy?"
"Nothing!"
"Show me your bag then"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

- The night of EPIC GNOMING. Matt, Ricky and Alex. Stealing a for sale sign and putting it outside James' house, along with ALL the gnomes we took that night. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Then going to the hill for sunrise :)

- Alex causing some fuckwit to hit my car at Hincho maccas, but the guy fucked up his own car and not mine ;) OWNED

- *after discussing the colour/burp came* Alex: What if you fart, do you say a shape? *5 mins later* .....square.

- Alex's run in with James' boot. Hospital emergency rooms: totes the new hang out.

- SCHOOLIES 09. Spa, Hungry Wolf pizza, LEGGING IT TO THE LAGOON, Bad Romance dancing, dancing in general, soundbites e.g. sitting on the toilet

- Ricky "I'll suck your dick for a cigarette!" Nuff said. LMAO

- Yelling IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET everytime we drive past a set of xmas lights :)

- TARA THE PSYCHO DOG JOANNA TRAINED TO KILL.

- *going around a roundabout in Penrith, getting beeped* SHUT THE FUCK UP HOUSOS!!!

- The car next to me started moving, and my mum thought I was moving and told me off and I'm like I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING IT'S THE OTHER FUCKING CAR, Joanna and Benita piss themselves

GIGS WORTH MENTIONING:
- Rydalmere.
- WGS
- PWD
- MSI
- BMTH
- 3OH!3
- Hype times

- Modern History moments. Kinnaird's fail threats "Ivana don't make me throw you" me and Benita always causing some sort of disruption, whether it be through punch ons or me shoving pencil cases down my shirt. Annoying Bozz and Gerard from the other side of the room.

- My educated arguments in the Modern History debates "BECAUSE I SAID SO."

- Yes, me and Benita STILL loved Sexy Cunt and Bitch. *sigh*

- Bring it on! Getting free flavoured condoms, me actually trying out if they're flavoured.. they kinda are >_> LOL! Flicking it in William's face HAHA

- Desecrating Benita's diary with shit like "Benita, Boneyards, B-dawg, Killa B. So many names.. one meaning.. RETARD. Ivana is cool"

- Freeman Day 09! With the best Year 12 act :)

- Walkathon! Our theme: protestors. SAVE THE TREES; STOP EXAMS.

- Hating on Gwen Harwood 24/7. Spending English lessons plotting to desecrate her grave.

- Never doing religion in Religion.

- Briscola. I learnt how to play. I owned the Italians.

- That day we went to the State library with Garzo and Mediati, and they kept doing hulk impersonations and other random stupid shit LOL

- That time Benita took my bag when the bell went and I had a shoop da woop face and barged her into a wall LOLOLOL

- The birth of MATTY THE MAZDA :)

- The death of Matty the Mazda :(

- MUCK UP DAY! FOUL NOODLES, FOUL EVERYTHING... ALL OVER ME. Swimming it off in Marc's pool. Realising I had to pay for UAC, piss bolting to the plaza where my PIN wouldn't work. Pissbolting out of the plaza, when who do I run into? Endy. Looking nice. Me and Benita? We looked CRAP!

- A few hours later, run into him again after graduation. I look nice. He looked CRAP!

- Dodgy u-turns in the plaza

- ACTUALLY SURVIVING 13 YEARS OF EDUCATION!!!

- SHITTING BRICKS FOR HSC. OMG WE SHAT SO MANY.

- Year 12 picnic

- Max Brenner runs before catching our train to Rydalmere!

- Alex helping the lady with her pram at Clyde station LOLOL

- HOXTON GRADUATION. BENITA WAS LATE. Jess' getty type thing after graduation :)

- City trip with Benita and Joanna. I was ten minutes late due to dodgy tway buses.
Benita and Joanna: YOU'RE LATE!!
Ivana: NO I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

- Driving around Alex's Fairmont in the park and spinning it out HAHAHAHAH

- James farting in Ricky's face LMFAO

- SITTING ON THE TOILET

- WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK

- CAT FACE

- THIS IS MY HORSE. MY HORSE IS AMAZING.

- Ricky bitching out at muck up and hiding in James' car

- Grad mass moments. James and his "OHHH' and innapropriate times. Ricky at the start: I just farted. *whole row turns around* Changing the lyrics to the hymns LOLOLOL

- Vrlic: Thank you Year 12 *James gets up and bows* LMAO

- Nina, Benita and Ivana: Can we have your Nutella?
Alex: I HAVE NUTELLA?!?!?!?!

- Nomming down Nutella sandwhiches while Alex looked on sadly :) HAHAHAHA

- Benita and I in his overwhelmingly Italian household. "This is Italian. This is Italian. This is Italian. FUCK ALEX YOU'RE SO ITALIAN"

- Nina getting bitten by his vicious dog HAHAHA

- Aaron: I FUCKING LOVE THIS BUSH *falls on it*

- Laughing at Alex's retarded tomatoes

- "FUCK DA POLEEEESE"

- 300 references throughout the school year

- Stair boarding at Schoolies!

- Never using night study to study :) HAHAHA

- Every day at school, Benita asking me to go maccas. Oh how I would crave maccas in class >:(

- Almost everyday for the last few months of school, I would get home, I would lie down. I would get woken up by Endy asking him to take him to work. HAHAHAHAH

- WE WATCHED NEW MOON OMSGIOHGIFUGJ

- Year 12 camp! Staying up all night (or at least trying to) playing scattegories haha

- My lenten vow of 2009: Quit MySpace. Quit Energy drinks. I actually accomplished both :) But I hit the energy drinks as soon as Easter sunday came HAHAHAHA!

- Sauce fight at Tails' house! EPIC. But Daprossi broke my camera AND STILL OWES ME.

- Benita convincing Brendan she was preggers LMFAO

- Fisher's Ghost-ing with Jen and Brendan. Going on a ride in a skirt, ended up flashing all of Campbelltown..

- Brendan: OMG IVANA, DO YOU EVER SHUTUP?!?!?!?!?!

- *ride slows down* Brendan: Oh thank god
*ride goes extremely fast all of a sudden* Brendan and Ivana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- Svetlana ordering at Hincho maccas, me telling Matt to make the burger good.. so he packs on the lettuce. So much so, the whole box was lettuce. HAHAHAHA

- Eden cleverly disguising a joint in my car and getting high in it -_- IDIOT LOL

- That boring day on MSN, those multiple nudgings about Zomaya being gay. Hence we have, the creation of /nudge.

- The song remixes that came from that. Sexy NUDGE and I'm Not Your Boyfriend ZOMAYA

- Zomaya and 'these ones' ;)

PARTIES WORTH MENTIONING
- Sabato's PISSUP!
- Ricky's
- Nicole's
- Cyndy's
- Rachael's
- Nadia's
- MINE!
- MISSY'S. OH MY GOD. HAHA.
- Lauren's surprise party!
- BENITA'S
- Sarah/Rachel's. Fabian's. Ninorta's. THREE PARTY BENDER.
- Eden's
- Andrew's
- Amy's surprise party!
- Alana's
- Caleb's
- Viet's
- James/Bronte's
- Julia's
- Paul's
- All the miscellaneous getty's at James'
- That derro party in Sadlier
- That random Hoxton party
- Maccas xmas party


To those who bothered reading it, you must seriously be as bored as I am..
I'm off to finish packing, Melbourne tomorrow :)
Over and out bitches xo

It's Christmas Eve...

And all through the house..
All the wogs were stirring up quite a commotion.

Yeah it's that time of year in the wog calendar, where food is being prepped, where stress is at it's highest, boy do I love Christmas (Y)

Anyway since I haven't blogged in a bit, and my last two blogs were quite lacking as they were purely dedicated to HSC and ATAR results, I decided I should blog right nowwwww :)

It has been a tradition for myself and Benita to compile a list of defining moments at the conclusion of each year. As Benita isn't even online atm (bitch!) THIS LIST WILL HAVE TO WAIT. BUT FOR HOW LONG? I MEAN COME ON, I'M FUCKING GOING TO MELBOURNE SOON! NTS: pack my laptop. :D

So yes, I'm heading off on Saturday to pay the family down south a visit :) Haven't seen them in way toooo long! So yeah I'm quite stoked to go down :)

Last weekend was quite a hectic one I must admit, with multiple parties and what not (Y) So there was Julia's and Paul's 18th, James' getty type sleepover thing, and the McDonalds Christmas shindig =) All of them quite fun indeed. Met heaps of new people, especially people who are actually from BLACKTOWN (Y) So I'm finally getting connected up in the ghetto haha, with thanks to Paul of course :P

I think the memorable bits from that weekend include...
- Snapping my dress strap on arrival at Julia's.
- Buying safety pins while everyone else was on an alcohol run.
- Smuggling Paul and Andrew's Woodstocks around in my bag, RESULTING IN MY KEYS PIERCING ONE OF THE CANS AND MY BAG BEING COVERED IN WOODSTOCK. Consequently, my bag still smells like Woodstock!
- MENTHOLS! MENTHOLS! MENTHOLS!
- Kept telling people I was the designated driver, all while I was grabbing more jelly shots :)
- After dropping off Paul and Andrew at the Casula party, mine and Benita's little.. uhh.. detour :P HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Outside Endy's house for a chat with himself and Kirra..
Endy: Take me to work? It's on the way to James' :P
Ivana: Actually no, your Maccas is this way *points right*, James' is that way *points left* so it's not on the way *drives off* HAHAHAHA!
- James' dance moves to Bad Romance and Rock That Body. CLASSIC.
- The chain of spooning while watching Skins HAHA!
- *James puts on Epic Movie* I WANT TO WATCH MR BLOBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *chucks a spazz*
- Rocking up at home, showered got ready, told mum I wouldn't be home again that night LOOOOOL
- Endy agreeing to be my deso for Paul's, BUT FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB. RESULTING IN ME GETTING COMPLETELY SMASHED ANYWAY AND WAS GUNNA DRIVE TO BRONTE'S ANYWAY !
- Endy actually feeling bad for once :P
- My introduction to the 'sames' pose. And taking it up in all photos.

BTW that is the pose.
- Rezo: AWW IT'S OKAY IVANA, JUST HAVE ANOTHER DRINK AND ANOTHER SMOKE AND IT'LL ALL BE ALRIGHT !
- The plan to sleep in her ute tray HAHA
- Fabian, the awesome bartender. Nuff said.
- Eventually getting to Bronte's because James was a good friend, and Endy eventually woke up.
- Endy bought a car. A Hyundai Lantra. It had butterflies on the back. LMFAO.
- The Carnes Hill and Bonnyrigg Heights bus breaking down right before the descent on that massive hill that leads into Wollongong.
- Fitting that WHOLE bus onto the Narellan bus. LMFAO.
- The fuckwit MC guy saying all these McDonalds stores, but not mentioning Bonno Heights, not even once.
- Banging the table and screaming like bitches when Brad, Todd and Sam got awards :P
- Dancing like a WHOREEEE
- DENITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- No, they didn't serve Maccas :(
- ZAAAAAAAAC!

That's pretty much it for my weekend. (:

OH MY GOD, JAMES IS THE BESTEST PERSON EVER.
Okay so Benita messaged me saying she saw somebody at the shops, and I lol'd. Anyway a few hours later, James, Bronte, Ricky and Endy rock up at my house. Here we are chilling in the garage when James says he served the same people at Coles.
Proceeded to tell me that when they shit talked about me, he stood up for me saying I'm cool and got a heaps good ATAR and stuff (:
I love my friends <3 LOL

And I think that is all for now. Merry Christmas, Buon Natale, Feliz Navidad, Sretan Bozic. <3

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:D Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

THE RESULTS ARE IN.

Not too shabby indeed. :)
UWS here I come, bonus points ftw. :)

This is the faith complex.

It feels as though I have hit a dead end in life. So this is what it's like to be a deadbeat...

You see, since I graduated from high school, and even long before that, I've been asking my work to roster me for more shifts other than a measy four hour shift a week. But do they listen? No. Cue some fifteen year old asking for more shifts, and what do you know? The following week their roster looks much more exciting.

This really shits me. I've finished school, I can work during the day, but yet here I am stuck at home most the time! Sure, if somebody chucks a sickie, I get called in and go to work. But I don't feel as if I deserve to be that person who has to rely on others 'falling sick' (I should really be saying 'not being bothered to come in for work').

So I don't get work, meaning I earn barely enough money -_- I NEED MONEY! What makes it worse is that I've been applying for jobs these past few weeks and I still don't have any offers.

But today I applied for Dominos and Pizza Hut as a driver, as I heard they're in high demand. Just when I thought I might get a lucky break, I find out my car is royally fucked -_- My head gasket fucked up, and mum is hesitant to fix it as she believes it's MY fault. Yeah, because it's MY fault the deadbeat mechanics she sent my car to TWICE for the same problem didn't fix up the problem EACH TIME MY CAR WAS THERE, making my car deteriorate even more. So get fucked it's my fault.

She wants to sell my car, and not buy me a new one. That idea can also get fucked. I need a car. I hate using my mums bomb. My mother is an incompetant driver, and that shows with the massive dint on the side which doesn't look good on my part when I'm sitting in that drivers seat. Which may I add, is on the odd occasion, as she NEVER let's me use her fucking car. Why? Because she's always 'busy' going to some stupid place with it -_- So the dumb whore moves me half an hour away from everything, and expects me NOT to have a car? Idi u tri picke materine, jebes mi sve kurva.

Moving onto yet another topic which serves no good news whatsoever, HSC results.
Yeah that's right, tomorrow, the 16th of December, is the day which determines how successful the fruits of my labour will be. The following day, the 17th, will determine how successful my future will be. That day I will be receiving my ATAR: Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank. HOMO.

So I signed up for the ever so convenient SMS service the Board of Studies offered to the slowly mentally deteriorating bunch of 17 and 18 year olds so that they can essentially have a mental breakdown as quickly as possible. Results are released at 6am, I plan on being awake at 5am just so I can have time to wake up. If I saw my results in my sleepy state, I would probably start mistaking my fail bands as band 6's and then get happy, but then realise they're not band 6's, but band 3's, and essentially jump out of my window. And yes, that would hurt, my room is on the second floor.

Ahh Avenged Sevenfold makes me feel better :)
(And yes, I still think they're awesome. Piss off all you 'hardcore' kids, e.g. ALEX MARSHALL!)

Anyway, some good things now. Got heaps of parties coming up :) Julia's 18th this friday, Joe and Paul's 18th on saturday, as well as Thy Art Is Murder =\ Oh what a dilemma. To go to the two parties, or to a gig that I've been looking forward to for quite a while now? Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess a good thing about not having a car, I can get my mum to drive me around now, meaning I can drinkkkkkkkkkkkk :) Yeah boy.

Christmas is coming up, and because work hasn't given me sufficient shifts, DON'T EXPECT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! Sorry guys. I'm not expecting any presents either, so it's all good =P Honestly the only thing I really wanted was an e-tag so I could cut my commute time down drastically BUT a) Mum thinks I'm too old for gifts and b) I basically now don't have a car for the e-tag to go into -_-

There's a Facebook group; All I want for Christmas is a good ATAR and good HSC marks. 100% me. Please Santa Clause, please make my Christmas wish come true.

Of course, there always is something else I would like.. but I know I won't get it :) Well I shouldn't say 'it', as 'it' is actually an animate object. :)
And none of you will know what this 'it' is :) Don't even bother asking, I won't tell you :)

OH MY FUCKING ALLAH
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*brb gonna shave :)
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*NO
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*FUCK OFF ZOMAYA
*DONT YOU DARE
That just happened. I'M GOING NUTS HERE :@ ZOMAYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*its too annoying
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*but it makes you look manly and god like ;D
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*ROFL
*god like in what way? and sif i dont look manly hmph
*i look...boy-ly
*(A)
*14yr old boy-like
*rofl
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*god like in a "OMG FUCK ME NOW" way
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*as if hmph
*sigh* WHEN WILL YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME MATHEW?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NB: I love a man with stubble. Not a beard, not a mow, just stubble. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :) Which is why I hate it when this guy tells me he is going to shave! haha

HAHA now he's got a vote on his personal message, I shall keep you posted on the results :)

Anyway. Enough about that.
I find it quite hilarious that James can manage to find ASIAN music for his car, pump that while driving and actually make the other motorists laugh! LAST NIGHT WAS EPIC. I could not stop laughing the whole way to Chippo. Oh and kudos to Endy for the free chips last night x) Free food always tastes better than paid for food.. or perhaps Endy jizzed in my fries without letting me know? Who knows with Maccas gronks these days :)

This reminded me of the time Tammy licked one of the nuggets in a bitchy customer's 6 pack happy meal, so due to the mothers inconsiderate actions towards us staff, the kid got to enjoy Tammy's saliva on their nugget. HAHAHA!

Oh oh, more recently, FUCKING ASIANS SHOULDN'T GO TO MACCAS. Okay that's a tad mean or racist yes but HONESTLY HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET? The dumbest thing happened. This asian asked for a choc shake, which we gave to them. But then they complained that it wasn't chocolate. Ashleigh was like "Well, we pressed the chocolate button on the machine so obviously you have a chocolate shake." Then he was like "UHH I'M DA CUSTOHHHMEUURRR" so she's like "And I'm the manager, I would know what products I sell." HAHAHAHA

FUCKING ZOMAYA even though EVERYONE voted no to him shaving, he is still gunna do it :( You look less hot shaved!

I think I have milked dry the possible topic of discussions for this blog, so until next time, over and out :)

Sun. Surf. Sand. Alcohol.

That is the best way to describe my week away at Terrigal =)

So it all started on Friday the 20th of November. I awoke at 7am, giddy with excitement, and got ready and made sure everything was packed. Once I was all set, it was off to drive my car for the last time (for a week) to Mista Endy's house. After much debate, and with ALOT of reluctance, I agreed to loan him the car for the week I was away. ==" I do realise that was a dumb thing to do, I should have driven up to Terrigal. HOWEVER none of my friends wanted to drive up with me, and I only found out when I got to Terrigal that they thought I ment they drive too, not me drive them all.. IN MY CAR. =="

Get to Zac's house, and that is where Mista Endy takes his leave for work, with my car =( Bye bye Matty! After watching Zac play Assassin's Creed for a bit, we finally go to the station and meet up with Joe and Benita. Bought some gross chips, then off onto the train we go! =) YAAAYY it begins. We played brisc on the way, as well as discussed Pokemon, a concept which Benita did not understand. Poor thing has not lived.

An hour and a half later, we arrive in Gosford. Find our bus to Terrigal, get on it, and wing it hoping to find our stop (Y) Some derro kids got on the bus at Erina Fair (the westfields of the central coast?) and their attention was immedietly drawn to Zac. Our first random encounter of the holiday -_-. The kids were all like "Why the fuck you going to Terrigal for Schoolies? We go to Bali." OHH SORRRYYYYY BRO, then again, they're so derro I don't even think they can afford it. =)

Continuing on my rant about derros, is the accomodation. You see, since NONE of the nice houses allowed schoolies, and we didn't think of lying to them, we ended up in some derro youth hostel ==" Oh well I guess I couldn't complain, alls I wanted was a place to sleep. Besides, it was really close to the beach :D

So after we got there, we unpacked our beach shit and hit the sand ;D Terrigal beach that day was alright, I mean on other days the sand was rough, filled with shells, and the surf was crap. But that day, the surf was okay >=]
Then we hit the shops. Explored our options for food, THEY HAD COLD ROCK ICE CREAM ;D and Subway =) mmmmmmmmm. A lot of Thai restaurants, and Hungry Wolf Italian restaurant, which Benita said was a good place with a hot guy (Y)

Anyhoo after hitting the town, we went to the lagoon, which was like a 1 minute walk from the hostel. We swam out to the bridge, where locals would jump off into the water. Watched Zac jump LOL! Then all of a sudden, being Zac, he attracted derros and lizards. :|

So he found THAT thing, and named it Jackie (me and Benita: WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEE! haha) and it kept climbing up Zac's torso, inflicting alot of pain on him. THEN some random lagoon derro kids wanted the thing, most likely so they could torture it, so Zac had to put his professional swimming skills into place to swim away from the derros and rescue the whore lizard.

These derro kids were a common reoccurance across this week at Terrigal. It was fun yelling shit like OHH YUCKK and STFU DERROS (Y)

Anyway that night was a lazy night. UNTIL ..
A group of poms asked Zac if their mates could borrow a pair of shoes, seeing as the thongs he was wearing wasn't adequate for entry into the pub. Zac obliged, and the result..

In return for the shoes, they gave us their nice, imported Dutch beer (Y) It was sweet haha! Though they were a tad drunk.. tried hitting on us hahahaa. They came back at like, 4am, and started banging on our doors asking us to hang out.
"COME ON OUT KIDDIESS.. WE'VE GOT ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTESSSS!"
I was like "oh god yuck derros."
Zac snuck out with them haha. Then snuck back in through the windoe at like.. 5am -_-

NEXT DAAAAAAAAY. Quite boring. We had pizza for dindinz. Benita got sent home cos she lost the camera LOOOOL. NEXT DAAAAAAAAY. Benita returns. Burritos for dindinz. Play some Pokemon, watch some TV. Tried to contact other Freeman kids up in Terrigal, but the fuckwits never bothered planning shit. Faggots.

It really pissed me off. We tried to plan shit with them, but the fags would be like "ohh noooo" bla bla fucking bla. Then when the rest of our mates came up, THATS when they would start ringing us planning shit. I think one of them rung up, and in my drunken state I told them off "NAH FUCK YOU, YOU ONLY WANT US WHEN YOUS HAVE NOTHING TO DO, GET FUCKED WE DON'T WANT YOU BYE" haha (:

Cue the arrival of James, Ricky, Alex, Bronte, Cayla and Erika. This is when the party begins (:
They managed to get a nice duplex house kinda thing, ironically about a 5 minute walk away from us. This is where the endless drunkness and hangovers begin :P

Cue regrettable drunken hookups :p I need not mention, because that would be just mean x) but they know who I'm talking about x) Cue a reaaaaaaaaaaaally bad drunk.. BRONTE! And all of us getting worried. Luckily Zac came back to the house to help out, he knew what to do. Ricky was taking a shitload of pics and vids of Bronte passing out and puking :| LOL. Umm what else.. while all this shit was unfolding, I was on the phone to Endy, so he got pretty informed for the next day haha. When I sobered up, I started to be a bitch to Alex and he got sad BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ahh the spa. Spa spa spa! Okay just to make it clear; who gives a fuck if I took off my singlet and sat there in my bra? -_- I had my shorts on, and I don't see you fuckers complaining if somebody is wearing a bikini. Bikini top is the exact same thing as a bra. Joe told me off and even hinted I was being a whore because of it. -_- Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah, the next day Joe decided to go home. Because that pissup isn't his kind of party, and he got sick of cleaning up after people. Well.. I don't get it, cos out of all of us, Zac had the hardest job, and he seemed quite fine with taking care of Bronte. I was the one who cleaned up most the time, all he did was TRY to have control (but miserably fail) and act like the responsible one (in which he miserably failed too). Oh well. One less down.

Wet blankets, heed warning, do not ever go to schoolies, because it won't be you type of party.

I JUST LOST THE GAME.

Okay so next morning I awake and Endy is all like "I cbf going to Terrigal" which kinda ticked me off, cos the only reason I left my car with him for a week was in hopes that a few mates would come up and he would be able to drive them. Well that plan didn't work out, but thats a different story which I don't wanna go into. But yeah I expected at least he would come up. Oh well. Looked like it was no party time for the 'schtoolie' :P (for those of you who aren't bright enough to figure it out, half toolie half schoolie, since after all he is a class of 09 drop out :P)

Okay so cue brunch. AT HUNGRY WOLF! ;D Oh my god they have THE FUCKING BEST PIZZA OUT. And it was only 10 bucks on their lunch time special :P Gotta love cheap good food man =D The poor waitress had to put up with us cheap cunts, as we kept asking what was cheaper and such, oh and kept changing orders. But she loved us. All the waitresses did. We took photos with them too! And they were so flattered (: hahaha.

Around this time, while devouring my nommy pizza, Endy msgs me asking to buy him a case of double blacks. I was quite confuzzled, so was the rest of the crew. But it ment he was actually getting off his butt and coming up =) YAY! The party grows haha.

After our nommy brunch we go back to chill at the house. Sit with Ricky and Cayla while they have their smokes, or hang out with Alex in the bedroom (yeah I realise that sounds bad, you sick children) or dance around to Channel V with Benita! Eventually I had to walk out to the main road so I could find Endy lol. But yeah, cue Mista Endy's arrival!

So then we all decide we wanna go on a Maccas run. The closest Maccas is like.. 15 mins away. I wanted to drive since I was finally reunited with my car, and I thought I got lost when really alls I had to do was keep going LOLOL. Fucking Zac, it's all his fault! Back seat drivers should DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :)

Got our maccas, got back to the house, took orders for alcohol and off the legal kids went to get it (: I think me and Endy shared 'lemon ice blocks' and double blacks between us? Oh I really do not remember.. lol. I remember making a fail vodka+v mix haha, well Erika said she liked it, so perhaps it wasn't fail? Ehhhh.

OH THATS RIGHT. WE ALSO WENT TO THE ROCKS.
It was fun (:
Sat with Endy on the bonnet "SITTING ON THE BONNET", then went down on the rocks and did my loud seagull calls (: haha.

Alex: ARE YOU AN OCEAN, OR A PUDDLE..............

BAD ROMANCE COMES ON, so me and Benita (being half drunk btw) ran to the TV and started mimicking the choreography BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Oh and singing. The bit where she strips and does that pose, yeah I did it. LOL well I didn't strip.. god no.. I wasn't THAT drunk.

What more of that night? Well, more spaspaspa, Alex and Ricky taking pics of the spaspaspa from Alex/James/Bronte's room. OH MY GOD, THE STARFISH. Okay, so the tiled floor near the backyard door got soaked in water as a result of spa goers coming and going. It was so bad, anybody walking on it was guaranteed to slip. I know I did. And I couldn't get up. Everyoen laughed :( BUT IT WAS EVEN FUNNIER TO WATCH CAYLA AND JAMES STRUGGLING LOLOL! They were sliding across, and when they would crash into each other, they would start making starfish on the floor BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shit started going down AGAIN, this time I was the bad one haha. After me and Endy stole more drinks, we decided to mission it to the lagoon. Well, it's not really a mission, it's a short walk there, but still we were quite drunk :P haha. Anyhoos, we informed Bronte (who was staying sober that night, wonder why LOL) and she seemed fine with it. CUE EVERYBODY GETTING PISSY AND THINKING THE WORST/DIRTIEST.
Zac followed us and watched us from the top of the street. Not like he had much to worry about, ha. Cayla and James followed us onto the lagoon, stumbling and shit, so we're like shit =\ and walked them back since they looked way worse than us haha.

Got back to the house, realised everyone was very hostile, so we stole a bottle of JD and went back to the hostel BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sleepy time now, well not for another 20 minutes, that faggot never shuts up when we're trying to sleep. Zac got sooo pissy lol "BOTH OF YOUS, CAN YOU JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER?!?!?!?"
*10 seconds later* "Kurva."
"Kuja."
"Pitchka."
etcetcetc.

NEXT MORNINGGGGGGGGG, as soon the humour of morning hair and states and such is over, its back to the house, and time for Endy to go home. LATERSSSS CUZ.
This day was our beach day x)
Went to Terrigal, but there was shit waves that day. Trekked it to Avoca. Better waves x)

Then what.. went back to the hostel to get mi goreng, and cooked everyone mi goreng x) nommy. Everyone was making plans and not including me and Benita, so we were like FUCK YAS WERE GOING INTO TOWN. We got the keys to the house since they would all be out.. mwahaha. x)
We saw FIRE PEOPLE near the beach, making cool music and such. So we go to check it out.. that's when I hear "IIIVVVZZZZ"
I look and see it was Zeina who called my name. I then saw Natasha and Michelle. I then saw Liana and Tails and Julianne! Me and Benita thought "FINALLY, MORE FREEMAN PEOPLE." They invited us back to their pad for a bit, where we took advantage of the wide variety of drinks ;) ;)
However they eventually pussied out and kicked us out bcos of the 'no guests' rule. Oh well. We walked back to town where everyone still was, mainly bcos they had no way to get into the house COS WE STILL HAD THE KEYS! BAHAHAHA.

At the carpark, we saw some derro schoolies running a muck. The next morning we found out they got evicted from their house due to a hole in the wall BAAAAAAAAAAHAHA.

That night I got extremely tired, but managed NO sleep cos everyone wouldn't stfu!!! Eventually ended up watching Jerry Springer. bahaha. The topic was 'vicious love affairs' and there was some gay niggra who was the mistress and was demanding the cheater go with him, however the cheater ended up proposing to the cheated on the show. The cheated literally made him kiss his ass. BAHAHA!

By then, James got over his stress about the guests, and let us sleep over. I took Alex's bed since Ricky was like HE'S SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT... yerrr... totally not gay at all =P
But we got woken up heaps early cos they had to clean, and do it quick, as they had to be out before 10.30am.

Went back to the hostel with Zac and slept some more. Though not much. The rest eventually rocked up at the hostel and were loud. Alex was playing piano and I was like SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP.. however.. nothing came out..

I had lost my voice.

CUE CELEBRATIONS AND HAPPINESS ON EVERYONES PART, BUT MINE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I GUNNA DO WITHOUT MY VOICE? MY VOICE IS WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM. :(

Does anyone know what I mean when I talk about the Super Mario music when you go down a pipe? Alex was playing that on piano, and sang 'sitting on the toilet' along to it LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Okay now speaking of that, there are memorable quotes from this week away.
-> "Where's the chapstick?"
-> "Sitting on the toilet"
-> "It's Russian"
-> "Ohhhh yuckkkk"
-> "Whatta derro"
-> "Ah shut up ya facken wanker"
-> "YOUURRRRRRRRRRR FACE!"

PHOTO TIME!

EFFING LOL. NEED I SAY MORE?

ALCOHOLZ IN A NO ALCOHOLZ ZONE =O=O=O FUCK WE BAD.

US AT THE BEACH =)

ALEX BOARDING DOWN THE STAIRS BAHAHA.

Okay. Enough photos.
I went home on friday. Arrived back in the hole Liverpool at 3.30pm.
Got picked up by Endy... AND ZOMAYAAAAAAA =D I was so surprised to see him lol but I was quite happy =)
As soon as I got in the car with them I knew I was immedietly at home, and back to reality. With Zomaya talking about 'these ones' and Endy having really bad road rage =) Ahhh welcome home. They could also feel my presence too.
Endy: You know Ivana is back.. WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY FROM HER LOUDNESS
You all love me (:
That trip was quite lol. Spoke about 'chronic masturbation' ............ really don't wanna know lol.

But yeah. The rest stayed up a bit longer. In the space of 2 days I missed so much. THEY GOT ROLLED AND CHASED AND KICKED OUT OF THE HOSTEL! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Ah well. And now I await all the photos from everyone else, and of course, THE VIDEOS.

But all in all. It was the best trip away, I loved Schoolies 09.
I would become a toolie anyday :P haha.
Over and out!