Trang Pak is a grotsky byotch

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE 10.30AM ON SUNDAY!
And that night, I went to bed at 3.30am
But last night, that is the time I arrived home.

Yup yup yup. You heard right.

Of course this is because my mums in woop woop.. if she wasn't.. she would've been ringing me up at like 11 going MA DI SI MI DOLAZI KUCI!!!!!!

So I bet all you loyal bloggers are wondering 'what the fuck did she get up to?'. Well my friends, this was probably the best way I've ever spent a Sunday arvo/evening/Monday morning.

So Endy asks me to pick him up from work at 1, I swear most my time is spent at Hinchinbrook Maccas... -_- Anyway, one problem. I have work at 4. Sif I was bothered to go home and get ready for work. So what does the genius Endy suggest? Fucking get ready for work now. LOL okay so here I am, at a different Maccas, in a different uniform, waiting in the car for him COS I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO GO INSIDE IN A DIFFERENT FREAKIN UNIFORM. AND I DON'T EVEN WORK THERE. FARK BRO.

Anyway I decided to go to Livo to get the PWD dvd :) Feeling kinda hyper too, I guess so much so that Endy was all like "Uhh.. are you okay? Do you want me to drive?" BAAAAAHAHA. So yeah bad idea to go out in my MD's uniform.. I FARKEN SAW PEOPLE I KNEW :( I looked like I was a workaholic who lives in their uniform, kinda like Endy. ROFL. But meh, I got to JB and found the DVD.. and when I found it.. I was kinda screaming.. and going a bit insane and spastic.. :) Ahhh. It is sooo pretty. So so beautiful. I wanted to rape it. But no, I controlled myself :)

Oh btw I can't park for shit, so I'm all like "Can you park" *gets out of the car* ROFLLL AHAHA WHAT A FKN STOOGE

Then because much of what we do is quite spontaneous (oh my god after I wrote that and thought about what I just wrote.. it is so so true LMFAO) we decided to go to Natasha's. She had some sort of a wog/Greek family shindig happening... we totally crashed it BAHAHAHAHA oh golly. So anyway then what.. we tried getting her out? Wasn't allowed out. Watched the live set of the PWD DVD.. AND EVERYTIME I SAW ME, I WOULD GO SPASTIC! Bahahaa man, myself, Benita and Joanna look absolutely FUCKED but how awesome are we? WE'RE ON THE DVD BITCHES! Then us three got all depressed because we didn't see them on Saturday night at Big Top.. but meh, NEXT TIME ;)

Then it was time for me to leave for work. Endy's driving like a maniac, as usual, we're listening to Eurovision songs LOOOOL Marija Serifovic ftw (Y) Such a depressing, yet good song. Omg I'm getting all sad now :( Yeah I'm listening to it now.. oh my god THE DYKE CAN SING ABOUT LOVE FARKKKK :( :( :( :(
'Ma lazem ako kazem da te ne volimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' FARKKK that bit ALWAYS gets me :( :( :(

Okay enough wog shit for one blog.

So for some fucked up reason, after Matt begged me and promised and swore he wouldn't trash my car, I let him borrow it to go to Kirra's house. How nice am I. I'm very touchy about Matty the Mazda (fuck too many Matt's around, living and inanimate).. like really touchy. The whole time I was at work I was stressing and shitting bricks. Every car I saw that was a 626.. I would be like MATTY?!?!!??!?!!?! out the drive thru window (at the car that is, not the gronk driving xD). I saw Giles driving, he has the sporty 626, so I was like GILES!!!!!!!!!!! but to no avail. FUCK I EVEN SERVED A 626 IN D/T.. :( WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME LIKE THIS WHEN MY CAR IS IN THE HANDS OF A PSYCHO SERB BITCH.. FUCK THE UNIVERSE :(

Finish time arrives, and though Endy tried to scare me "Yeah I lost a few wheels.." I breathe a sigh of relief as my car isn't trashed :) Phewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Off to Casula again to visit Nat again. Say again again. Again. Okay I'm over it.
(Side note, fuck I think this no sleep thing and Maccas @ 4am is getting to me.. I feel a bit sick right now +o( )
Hang out a bit at Nat's, but then cos Endy was ment to be home at '8.30' *cough*, we leave at like.. 10? Idk I don't really remember lol. Then I think this is when we went to Maccas. So we order snack wraps, $4.90 in total, so two snack wraps yeah? Anyway since Endy's got connections .. we didn't end up with two snack wraps. More like, a Crispy Deluxe, Double Quarter, large chips, two pies, and water. Endy got the shitty cup tap water, I got the bottle (H)

Exhibit 4878937487: The best $4.90 ever spent.

Too bad the burgers sat on the line for two hours. They were hard as a rock. -_- Ended up chucking most the shit out. Oh well, still the best $4.90 ever :) So then we hung out in the carpark like mad lads with one of his work mates.. who is such a funny cunt I swear LOOOL the shit we talked about baaaaahaha !

Then the question was posed, who would come out at this time? It was like.. 11.30. I'm pretty sure we both had the same answer: Zomaya. LOL
So I ring up /nudge and tell him to get ready to go out. BAHAA.
We pick up /nudge in his sexy singlet... damnnn what a sexy /nudge ;) baaaahaha poor Zomaya gets teased too much.

We headed to the big ass hill @ Cecil. Fuck what a climb. Seems bigger at night. Bahaha. Anyway, it was well worth it, for the view <3 So beautiful. The sea of lights.. damn I wish I took a photo. Beyond the horizon was the city, and you could see Carnes Hill and Campbelltown... Endy rekons he could see a fire. Sure buddy. Sure. LOL
"LOOK IT'S FLICKERING, I'M NOT JOKING THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE! I SEE SMOKE!!!"
And I got shit for seeing spotlights towards the M7 psssh.
"SHE'S TRIPPING OUT!!!"
Then Endy had a 'genius' idea to go to his house and get some grog and 'juice'. Good one dickhead, we just climbed Mt fucking Everest LMAO.

Anyway myself and Zomaya are parked outside his house, watching him sneak in to get the stuff. It took him about 10 or so minutes.. we seriously thought his parents caught him.
Zomaya: I'm just waiting for him to call and be like "Broooo my parents caught me.."
Ivana: The bitch hasn't got a phone -_- WE ARE FUCKING STUCK HERE.

Well he didn't get caught. He came back out with two almost empty bottles of Vodka and the juice. Time to go back to the hill. OH YEAH, around the time of driving to Matt's, Zomaya kindly reminded us that it was 12.30, and he was in the car. Hence breaking curfew restrictions. ME AND MATT SHAT BRICKS LOLOLOLOL.
Matt: IVANA YOU'RE DRIVING, I CAN'T LOSE MY LICENSE
Ivana: I CAN'T LOSE MY FUCKING LICENSE EITHER
So I told Zomaya to lie down everytime a car came by, in case it was the pigs. ROFL

Back to the hill. Ahh such a nice night, nice cool breeze after a oddly hot winters day. I swear the hill would be a mad piss up destination. We'll test it out soon enough ;) So here we are, the three of us, a monage e trois ;) ROFL Nah Zomaya wishes. Endy is being all gay and cracking onto Zomaya, Zomaya is all "Don't get too jealous Ivana" and I'm all "I'M BEING LEFT OUT COURSE I'M JEALOUS :( BITCHIZZZ" Bahahaha! Then began our star gazing, I SAW SHOOTING STARS ZOMFG BRO! While lying down and star gazing I GOT VIOLATED A FEW TIMES.. first time I didn't even notice.
Endy: I just grabbed your boob you know.
Ivana: Oh.. I didn't notice..
*does it again*
BAAAAAAAAHAHA omg I was pissing myself.

THEN CAME UP THE DISCUSSION OF 'SIZES'. You could say first it was for me and my bewbz. I mentioned what my size was, and Endy started saying that they do not look like that size. I thought he was saying they were smaller, I started to get extremely angry until he says something like "I'm taking you to Myer to get fitted, you are at least a D" WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK?!?!?!?!!? OMFG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maddest compliment of the year. Then began the phrases.
"You and your fucking double deeeez"
"Hey don't tease my F's.. THEY'RE FUN SIZED ;)"
"FF's.. fun fucks"
"FARKEN MELONS"
"Your melons lit that farken cigarette"
*Endy pours water and ice down my shirt*
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK YOU *throws water*
And then some. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Back to the size thing. It was Zomaya and Endy's turn to confess sizes. ;)
DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THEIR SIZES? GOSH YOU DIRTY PRICKS. FUCKING HELL. HAHAHAHA.
Let's just say I got a ruler out. And I'm FUCKING SHOCKED LMFAO
Endy.. YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE.
Zomaya.. you asian ROFL I'M JOKING. LOL @ Zomaya telling us about other peoples small dicks. Funnily that, they're both latino. BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA LATINOS HAVE THE ASIAN CURSE!!!!!!

"So Ivana, what's your size then? ;)"
Well.. I'm not going to be outdone by some Assyrian and hung-like-a-horse Wog.
12 inches.
"FUCKKKKK MAN YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A NIGGAAAA !"
ROFL AHAHAHA. Bitch, suck my 12 inch ;)

Man I'm close to stopping this blog ahahahaha it's too much.

After Zomaya bought the chronic smoker more smokes, we went to some boat park by the lake LOL
And they sat on me on the swing, and we had a three way swing bahahaha I almost fell off and broke my back bahahaha
By then our buzzes were dying, it was like.. 3am man. I COULDN'T BELIEVE I WAS STILL OUT FFS!! But now, we finally decided to call it a night and go home. Zomaya had work at 7 in the morning, Endy told his parents he would be home at 8.30 and 6 and a half hours later...? LOL he is going to get into troubleeeee. As for me?

Home alone f t fucking w (Y)

Got home, bought Maccas, watched Mean Girls. It was then 6am. Went on FB, not like anybody was even on LOL. Watched the Today show.
Okay I lied. I have had some sleep. I went to bed at 7 and woke up at 10.
Wow. I slept so much bro.
I don't even feel that tired right now =\ Okay I kinda do, but I kinda don't.. it's really weird. =\

But I must say, 15th of August 2009 will imprint in my mind (Y)
The adventures of Ivana and Matt squared (Y)