Hello, hello baby you called, I can't hear a thing..

Funny how so much can change in the course of a week..

Not only is my freedom drastically restricted because my mother thinks I'm an alcoholic, but it appears some of my 'friends' can't find the time and place for me anymore, like I would for them.

So what does this mean?
This means I have to resort to lying, a thing I much prefer not to do. For you see, my psycho wog mother believes a few of my friends are alcoholics and therefore tries to stop me from talking to them or seeing them. So if I want to see them, I either have to lie about it or wait until she's in 1, 2 WOOP WOOP! so I can go see them. However downside to woop woop, is that she takes her car -_-" meaning I must resort to public transport. Further downside, it costs a fortune. $1.60 to Blacktown station, $2.00 to Parramatta, $2.50 to Stockies/Bonnyrigg/Busby/Hincho. And that is only one way. It may not seem like much, but add up all the frequent trips I do and yeah.. it's a bit much aye?

So when I do make the time to come down, and when people throw this back in my face with reasons such as 'falling asleep', it really hurts me. Then when I find out they bother to make the time and day for other people, well, let's just say I'm hurt even more.

Yeah, I'm not a happy chap of lately aye?

Well Friday was a good day. Cabra for Alex's piercings, then Jupiters cafe for a smoke seshhhh :) Finally tried argilleh, and well, it's alright.. just mango did NOT taste like mango it was kinda minty :|
Kinda killed my mood when I had to go home when I was planning on seeing somebody I didn't see much of all week..
Got home and was sent into a depressive spiral, of course nobody bothered to check up on me so thanks guys, I love you all. Not.

Yeah if you expected a nice blog about all the happenings in my life, just close the page, you're not going to get one.

So because lately I haven't really been in my usual mood, which is psycho hyper to the point where everyone is sick of me, people ask me what's up, and what do I tell them? Nothing. That's right, nada. I've learnt from my past mistakes of opening up to people, so I've decided not to. I've got commitment issues in terms of opening up. The only person I would want to open up to, I don't want to because I can just see it backfiring on me somehow..

I think I've had enough of this boring post, I'm gunna make me some parmi then get ready and wait for Zac to come here (:

xoxo, Ivana.

"HOW MUCH VODKA DO YOU WANNA PUT IN THAT, YOU PIJANA KURVA!!"

This week is going to go down as one big blur of excessive drinking, and the repercussions and shenenigans that follow it.

And because I honestly CANNOT be bothered for detail, I shall summarise this week in dot points :) Haven't done this since school! WOW! :D

- Too. Much. Alcohol. So much vodka. Pretty much well smashed.
- James getting smashed in like 5 minutes, WEAK SHIT LMFAO.
- So many fucking cuts and bruises, on my legs and feet and knees and shit. WTF?
- Me and Benita getting hungry, raiding Endy's pantry, finding Nutella, commenting on how at every single pissup we eat peoples Nutella LMAO!
- Lying on the kitchen floor to eat the Nutella so Endy doesn't find us. He finds us on the floor, we just stare up with sporks in our mouth and he's like "wtf..." LMAO
- Ricky pushing James into the pool when he was extremely intoxicated. James struggling, and all Ricky does is laugh LOL
- As a result of all those bombs Ricky, Alex and Kyle were doing, Endy's pool got to an extremely low level. BAHAHA
- Busted pool toys, loose tiles, waiting two hours for a spa to heat up (Y)
- Endy: Hey dad I woke up early and wouldn't mind going in the spa before work, I can't get it to work though.... oh is that how you do it? Okay bye.
*everybody celebrates* LOL
- Mine and Alex's 'repeating our past' conversation.
- Mad D&M with Alex and Ricky, which teared me up a tad.
- Going through SO. MANY. SMOKES. The smokers started to get paranoid as each deck was wasted. Us social smokers didn't care =) LOLOL
- *Ketchupz drops smokes into spa* OH FUCK I'M SUCH A DICK I'M SO FUCKING SORRY *smashes head on spa wall* :| HAHAHAHAHA
- Trying to fall asleep. Alex and Endy won't stfu.
- 1pm, I wake up and those faggots are still asleep. Brittany rings up, so Alex then wakes up haha.
- Trekking it a whole 2 mins down the road to GV Maccas IN THE FUCKING 40 DEGREE HEAT.
- Being mad Maccas junkies with Britt.
- Alex: Oh look it's a gnome.. *Ivana goes steals it and hides it up shirt* LMAOOO
- Ivana: Hey Matt look what I got *whips out gnome* HAHAHA
- THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF SUSAN OR MIKAELA TELLING ME THAT THEIR MATE GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD FOR GNOMING. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- Jess, Joanna, Sarah and I at McDonalds, chilling with our mochas... Jess says "Look who's coming", turn around to see Matt walking towards us LOL WHUT?
- Ellie: Man Alice Cooper is such an ugly chick... Everyone: HE'S A GUY!!!!
- D&Ms with Jess, Joanna and Sarah! :D
- Driving out to some creepy national park where Matt's sister was on camp.. serious Wolf Creek shit right there.
- "*insert name here* is a lesbian WAIT WHUT?!"
- The drive with Russo and Matt.
Russo: You speed-aholic slow down!
Ivana: Yeah Matt, you'll get pulled over
Russo: DON'T SAY THAT SHIT, THEN HE REALLY WILL GET PULLED OVER
*about ten minutes later, while racing an alfa, both cars brake abruptly as an undercover coppa is booking* HAHAHAHAHA
- Continuing on. Russo making Endy chuck multiple u-ies just so he can tell some jogging chicks that they're gorgeous. LMFAO!
- The shit in the lunchbox story. LMFAO.
- *sits next to Russo* "I think my ear drums are busted" HAHA.
- *talking about some 15 y.o. maccas chick* Ivana: FUCK YOUS ARE BOTH FUCKING PEDOFILES. HOW LOW ARE YOUR STANDARDS? (:
- Ricky gave me green hair.
- "Susan has firm breasts, I think you should see for yourself Alex ;)" haha!
- Mikaela: Cutest. Drunk. Ever. hahaha!
- Russo: What you doing in uni?
Ivana: Law and communications (:
Russo: OH HELLO LET'S GET MARRIED!
- Making jelly shots (:
- Jeremy rocking up with like.. a carload of people LOL!
- Alex's skort. HAHAHAHAHA
- Alex: Go on and give those chocolate nipples a lick Ivana.. *referring to Endy's hairy nipples* :| LOLOLOL
- Let's not continue on about nipples. :)
- Blasting the music in the wee hours of the morning. Singing like retards, with dances to match.
- HILLBILLY SHOWDOWN! "Was that a fight? *takes shot*" "No Ivana.. that was NOT a fight.."
- Everybody: Ivana stop drinking you're already fucking smashed. LMAO!
- Joanna: SHUTUP I WANNA HEAR THE STORY LINE, I WANNA KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
- Endy was fucking smashed. Enough said. :)
- DRUNKEN MACCAS RUN. Worst 30 second drive of my life, with a drunken Endy behind the wheel. THE FUCKWIT MANAGER DIDN'T PUT IN MY CHIPS, FUCK YOU HINCHO MACCAS, FUCK YOU!
- Alex and Ricky spoke about fireworks, little did we know.. Endy has fireworks. It begins. Sitting in the yard, letting off fireworks. :D Mind you, this was like.. 3am haha.
- Joanna: OH FUCK THE NEIGHBOURS *everyone runs inside*
- "THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!" *everyone runs into the living room*
- Endy: OH FUCK THEY HAVE A GUN!!!!!!!!! *everybody drops onto the floor* LMFAOOO
- Endy and Alex on patrol, while we all shit bricks or laugh on the floor. Jess wanting to msg her mum goodbye, Joanna and Ricky laughing.
- It's not a Green Valley party without a gun threat.
- Ricky: Why do people in Green Valley have guns? Green Valley is such a nice suburb.
Everyone: uhh... LMFAO
- Alex was spewy champ of the evening. Full clogged the sink and everything.
- Even though we are all pretty much in lockdown and some crazy Arabs could go shoot us.. Endy goes out for a cigarette. -_- LOL
- The sun comes up, it's safe, back in the spa. LOL
- In an attempt to freak Ricky out, I pulled down my bra straps and put a towel around me to fake being naked, and went to wake him up. It didn't work. :(
- The neighbours bitching about the fireworks LOUD ENOUGH so we could hear. LMFAO
- Mum picks me up, sees my hair, chucks a spaz. :)
- *Mum ranting and shit, I've fallen asleep* "Looks like you got no sleep last night." no shit sherlock lol. She made me schnitzel though :)
- Woke up at 7.30pm STILL with a mad hangover.

So pretty much, we are super awesome :)

"Ivana is so loud, you can hear her silence"

So ladies and bitches, I returned home yesterday at approx 11.30am =) Longest bus ride ever. Then following that, a train to Blacktown and a bus to the croft. Phew. So over public transport atm haha!

I jumped onto Facebook after I had a longgggg and refreshing showerrrr (TWAS AWESOME =D) and as I was aimlessly browsing, I saw status' that are quite sweet. Such as the wankers saying they miss me, Benita and Endy admitting that life is boring without me, and everybody asking when I'm back bcos they miss me hahahaha. Jezoooz christ, I didn't think I would be missed at all hahaha!

Well, as Ricky put it when I saw him "Oh god she's being a caveman, welcome back everyone" and "We just didn't miss your loudness" WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DID ANYWAY ;)!

So friday arvo was ment to be reserved for Mista Endy, until he wasn't allowed out due to relos from Serbialand (I just recalled the time Ryan said the word 'serbia' sounded like pghlem HAHAHAHAHAH) so then I met up with Mista Ricky and Miss Brontaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :) Went and bought myself a bunch of flowers from the Valley Plaza (god how I missed that derro shithole HAHA) and off we went to Pinegrove, to see Nelson :)

I didn't anticipate that I would actually hold up alright, but I was glad I had Ricky and Bronte with me anyway. It was so surreal seeing the grave, when I'm so used to seeing him either at work, or at gigs, stockies or wherever.. I'm just still in that mindframe thinking that he's alive. Me and Alex discussed this when I drove him home last night, and it's just such a tragedy that he did what he did, because so many people have been touched and are in shock and whatnot.

So then we left Pinegrove, making sure Nelson and the others sleeping there knew we were there by beeping, and made our way back to Bonnyrigg Maccas to visit Alex at work! DENITA HAD WORK TOO =D I was like AWW WOOOO I MISSED YA and she was all like IMISSEDYOUTOOO!! and it was sweet :) LOL @ ALEX WITH HIS PONYTAIL AHAHAHAHAHA his work made him tie up his mullet-esque hair :P HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pics? Maybe later. CBF now. :)

Endy then invited us over for a swim, cue me grossing out Ricky in the middle of Maccas with my "oh fuck I just remembered I have my rags" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so plans were made to pick up Alex from work, while Bronte and Ricky had dinner at their houses, and James would swing by after karate :)

Chilled in the side street for a bit, just catching up on all the lost time with Matt by being the usual wankers and idiots hahahaha. Him dirty talking my mothers shitbox car, and calling up people to invite them over. WE ALWAYS GET NINA AT THE WORST OF TIMES! Either when she's asleep or at a gig or something.. BUT THIS TIME, SHE WAS IN HOSPITAL AFTER HAVING HER TONSILS REMOVED! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what idiots -_-"

Off to Bonno to get Alex, and while Alex was getting two soft serves "I GET 50% DISCOUNT =D" I had to trek into Subway to order Matt food BECAUSE THE DERRO NEVER WEARS SHOES, a true blue Green Valley-er HAHAHAHAHAH! So I make him text me what he wants so I don't forget, but he forgot to mention if he wants it toasted or how many inches or if he wants sauce, so I would always have to run back out and be like DO YOU WANT 6 OR A FOOT LONGGGGGG, until I realised I'm holding a phone. HAHAHA! So after that mission, Endy went home and got Ricky while I took Alex to get his swim gear, this is when Alex shat his pants and his life flashed before his eyes because I veered onto the side of the road and almost hit a parked van LOLOLOLOL

AND THEN Joanna and Jess notify me of their whereabouts, at GV MACCAS! So I went to see them, but they weren't there. Go back, and they call Ricky saying they're at the St George ATM, so I went back, they're not there, ring them up and they're now at maccas -_-" HAHA! Drove past looking into the store, I see them, so I park. Then some eshlad lebos approached the car going WAS YOUR FRIEND EYING US DOWN?!?!?! And I was like "Nah man we were looking inside for our mates" and they full made Alex and Ricky wind down their windows, but with Alex's words, they left us alone. We experienced a verbal eshlad escape, AND ENDY WAS TOO BUSY TALKING TO WORKMATES TO EVEN NOTICE!

Chilled with Joanna and Jess, then invited them back to Endy's cribbbbbbbbb. Ricky the douchebag wasn't going to swim... but then
*Ricky walks into backyard* OMG YOU HAVE A SIQ POOL! I AM SO SWIMMING NOW.
So what happens? Endy lends him a pair of boardshorts; Ricky "IT'S TIGHT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" and I had to drive Ricky home so he could get a shirt to swim in LMAO. Fuck I'm back for one night and I'm already back to being a taxi driver. Us ladies (minus Bronte) didn't swim, so we caught up with whats been happening while I was away :) Ricky pushes poor Bronte into the pool, meaning she had to go home to get clothes, and I had to pick them up from James' as James wanted to drink -_- jezoooooz!

Endy points out a rock formation at his pool which is ment to be a waterfall thingy and says its my new caveman cave. I went to explore it =) IT WAS A FUCKING MISSION, I WAS WEARING A FUCKING SKIRT LOL. So while I was stuck up on the rocks, what does the lovely Matt do? DOUSE ME WITH A BUCKET OF POOL WATER -_-" EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I GO TO YOUR HOUSE, I LEAVE WET. HAHAHAHAH.
I think Alex said "he's being hospitable" and Endy was making suggestive faces when I said that bahaha.

LOL @ me stealing Ricky's smokes for Joanna and Jess, but by then, everyone was now taking his smokes hahaha. That smoking area bought many lols with it. Like James pulling out the lawn mower and making BRRROOOOM noises, Endy and his 'rug', Alex asking me to lick the rug so he could call me a rug muncher, Endy rubbing the rug up on me (as I needed something to dry myself with? LOL) oh and James' unco peeing. God I love James when hes drunk OFF 3 DRINKS. LMFAOHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah it was about this time I called Endy magical, because he convinced my mum to let me stay longer than 11 HAHAHAHAHAH! :) yaaaay.

Many more happened this random night, but I cannot quite recall right now :) Overall, it was a pretty sweet night :) Loved catching up with everybody, loved being wankers with the wankers, and many more nights like this are coming up with the absence of parents ;) haha!

We discussed what it is to be a wanker, and figured out who is truly a part of the wanker crew, and who are 'co-wankers' LOL. James got a TWK sticker on his car, I'm gunna follow once Matty is fixed (whenever that is), and so is Endy bahaha.
so to sum up..


I TOTES MISSED THE WANKERS <3 <3 HAHAHAHAHA and it's true. Life is boring without me. If it wasn't for me coming back, this pool thing would not have happened :) hahaha! JESS AND JON ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! whom I missed too. AND DENITA, AND BENITA WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN YET BUT HOPEFULLY ON SUNDAY!!!

Moving onto other news, I GOT ACCEPTED INTO UNI! =D Doing a bachelor of law and communications at UWS. Adding units and trying to sort out the timetable is a bitch, because the timetable is so chockablock, but I have it kinda sorted out :) Penrith on Monday and Tuesdays for the communications, Parramatta on Wednesday and Thursdays for the law :) Leaving friday off, squeezing in work in the arvos :)

Indeed life shall be hectic.

And with that, I bid thee loyal readers fare-thee-well x
I mean.. over and out. LOL

Life is what you make of it.

So this is my first post for the new year.
2009 was, in some ways, a good year. It did bring good times, new friends, tighter friendships, awesome opportunities. However 2009 was mostly crap. Drama, heartbreak and losing friends. And as if that wasn't enough, I experienced two deaths in a row at the end of 2009. First Nelson, then two days later, my Deda (Grandfather) :(

So you can imagine my excitement for the new year.

2010 is going to be a much more challenging year, I can guarantee it. But I'm up to the challenge.

Not to sound cliched, but this really is going to be a year of change. I mean, I'm fresh out of high school, and waiting for an acceptance into university. Going to uni is a massive change! I cannot wait :) Whether it be UNSW or UMAQ, or even UWS much closer to home, either way it's an exciting new stage of my life.

Another exciting thing about 2010, I turn 18! Yep yep. It's the age to be, and the age I've been busting to be for about two years now LOL. It seems a while off, 6 months, but you know what? 2009 flew by oh so quickly, so I'm confident time will do the same until June :) What to do when 18? Totes gunna hit up Hot Damn, Trash, Chinese Laundry and IVY! Only cos it's similar to my name ;)

OHHMYYYGODDDD I love annoying Zomaya on Facebook <333 it's the best!
and I love when Matthew Dragoslav gets involved, it makes me literally rofl at my computer. I love these guyssss !

Anyway I am going to close off this blog with a promise. In the words of Nelson, life is what you make of it, and I'm going to make many good memories and live life to the fullest in 2010. That I promise.