"HOW MUCH VODKA DO YOU WANNA PUT IN THAT, YOU PIJANA KURVA!!"

This week is going to go down as one big blur of excessive drinking, and the repercussions and shenenigans that follow it.

And because I honestly CANNOT be bothered for detail, I shall summarise this week in dot points :) Haven't done this since school! WOW! :D

- Too. Much. Alcohol. So much vodka. Pretty much well smashed.
- James getting smashed in like 5 minutes, WEAK SHIT LMFAO.
- So many fucking cuts and bruises, on my legs and feet and knees and shit. WTF?
- Me and Benita getting hungry, raiding Endy's pantry, finding Nutella, commenting on how at every single pissup we eat peoples Nutella LMAO!
- Lying on the kitchen floor to eat the Nutella so Endy doesn't find us. He finds us on the floor, we just stare up with sporks in our mouth and he's like "wtf..." LMAO
- Ricky pushing James into the pool when he was extremely intoxicated. James struggling, and all Ricky does is laugh LOL
- As a result of all those bombs Ricky, Alex and Kyle were doing, Endy's pool got to an extremely low level. BAHAHA
- Busted pool toys, loose tiles, waiting two hours for a spa to heat up (Y)
- Endy: Hey dad I woke up early and wouldn't mind going in the spa before work, I can't get it to work though.... oh is that how you do it? Okay bye.
*everybody celebrates* LOL
- Mine and Alex's 'repeating our past' conversation.
- Mad D&M with Alex and Ricky, which teared me up a tad.
- Going through SO. MANY. SMOKES. The smokers started to get paranoid as each deck was wasted. Us social smokers didn't care =) LOLOL
- *Ketchupz drops smokes into spa* OH FUCK I'M SUCH A DICK I'M SO FUCKING SORRY *smashes head on spa wall* :| HAHAHAHAHA
- Trying to fall asleep. Alex and Endy won't stfu.
- 1pm, I wake up and those faggots are still asleep. Brittany rings up, so Alex then wakes up haha.
- Trekking it a whole 2 mins down the road to GV Maccas IN THE FUCKING 40 DEGREE HEAT.
- Being mad Maccas junkies with Britt.
- Alex: Oh look it's a gnome.. *Ivana goes steals it and hides it up shirt* LMAOOO
- Ivana: Hey Matt look what I got *whips out gnome* HAHAHA
- THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF SUSAN OR MIKAELA TELLING ME THAT THEIR MATE GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD FOR GNOMING. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- Jess, Joanna, Sarah and I at McDonalds, chilling with our mochas... Jess says "Look who's coming", turn around to see Matt walking towards us LOL WHUT?
- Ellie: Man Alice Cooper is such an ugly chick... Everyone: HE'S A GUY!!!!
- D&Ms with Jess, Joanna and Sarah! :D
- Driving out to some creepy national park where Matt's sister was on camp.. serious Wolf Creek shit right there.
- "*insert name here* is a lesbian WAIT WHUT?!"
- The drive with Russo and Matt.
Russo: You speed-aholic slow down!
Ivana: Yeah Matt, you'll get pulled over
Russo: DON'T SAY THAT SHIT, THEN HE REALLY WILL GET PULLED OVER
*about ten minutes later, while racing an alfa, both cars brake abruptly as an undercover coppa is booking* HAHAHAHAHA
- Continuing on. Russo making Endy chuck multiple u-ies just so he can tell some jogging chicks that they're gorgeous. LMFAO!
- The shit in the lunchbox story. LMFAO.
- *sits next to Russo* "I think my ear drums are busted" HAHA.
- *talking about some 15 y.o. maccas chick* Ivana: FUCK YOUS ARE BOTH FUCKING PEDOFILES. HOW LOW ARE YOUR STANDARDS? (:
- Ricky gave me green hair.
- "Susan has firm breasts, I think you should see for yourself Alex ;)" haha!
- Mikaela: Cutest. Drunk. Ever. hahaha!
- Russo: What you doing in uni?
Ivana: Law and communications (:
Russo: OH HELLO LET'S GET MARRIED!
- Making jelly shots (:
- Jeremy rocking up with like.. a carload of people LOL!
- Alex's skort. HAHAHAHAHA
- Alex: Go on and give those chocolate nipples a lick Ivana.. *referring to Endy's hairy nipples* :| LOLOLOL
- Let's not continue on about nipples. :)
- Blasting the music in the wee hours of the morning. Singing like retards, with dances to match.
- HILLBILLY SHOWDOWN! "Was that a fight? *takes shot*" "No Ivana.. that was NOT a fight.."
- Everybody: Ivana stop drinking you're already fucking smashed. LMAO!
- Joanna: SHUTUP I WANNA HEAR THE STORY LINE, I WANNA KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
- Endy was fucking smashed. Enough said. :)
- DRUNKEN MACCAS RUN. Worst 30 second drive of my life, with a drunken Endy behind the wheel. THE FUCKWIT MANAGER DIDN'T PUT IN MY CHIPS, FUCK YOU HINCHO MACCAS, FUCK YOU!
- Alex and Ricky spoke about fireworks, little did we know.. Endy has fireworks. It begins. Sitting in the yard, letting off fireworks. :D Mind you, this was like.. 3am haha.
- Joanna: OH FUCK THE NEIGHBOURS *everyone runs inside*
- "THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!" *everyone runs into the living room*
- Endy: OH FUCK THEY HAVE A GUN!!!!!!!!! *everybody drops onto the floor* LMFAOOO
- Endy and Alex on patrol, while we all shit bricks or laugh on the floor. Jess wanting to msg her mum goodbye, Joanna and Ricky laughing.
- It's not a Green Valley party without a gun threat.
- Ricky: Why do people in Green Valley have guns? Green Valley is such a nice suburb.
Everyone: uhh... LMFAO
- Alex was spewy champ of the evening. Full clogged the sink and everything.
- Even though we are all pretty much in lockdown and some crazy Arabs could go shoot us.. Endy goes out for a cigarette. -_- LOL
- The sun comes up, it's safe, back in the spa. LOL
- In an attempt to freak Ricky out, I pulled down my bra straps and put a towel around me to fake being naked, and went to wake him up. It didn't work. :(
- The neighbours bitching about the fireworks LOUD ENOUGH so we could hear. LMFAO
- Mum picks me up, sees my hair, chucks a spaz. :)
- *Mum ranting and shit, I've fallen asleep* "Looks like you got no sleep last night." no shit sherlock lol. She made me schnitzel though :)
- Woke up at 7.30pm STILL with a mad hangover.

So pretty much, we are super awesome :)