We don't need no education.

I cannot believe school is over.
It hasn't even sunk in yet.. I'm sure at graduation it will. And I'll be a crying wreck LOL!

All day was a mad bludge =) Religion we did nothing, our fuckwit teacher wasn't even there to say bye to us. Retail was MADDDD. Got into the drama storeroom and played dress ups LMAOOOOO! The result?

It was so sad to see my Year 10 bitches actually admitting that they will miss me =( Hugs all around all day =( LOL
Society and Culture almost made me cry. Fetterplace asked what we were interesting in doing next year, and gosh she cried LOL I almost cried. Luckily nobody noticed =) She's the best teacher I've ever had honestly.
Year Meeting was LOLLLL! Elisa and Carmel randomly standing up and breaking out into song. "AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID... I WAS PETRIFIED" and Franic walks out. LMFAO! God our grade is hilarious. Lunch time, Year 12 picnic time :) Alana cried :( LOLOL naww baby.. I'll see you whenever we are all free! Modern was fucking hilarious. Modern History Pictionary! I had to draw the Reichstag fire decree LOLOL so here I am.. drawing a piece of paper and flames LOLOL! Everyone drawing the various topics was just hilarious. Oh and our best random fact of the year: "You have heard approximately 216 random facts" ahahaha! And Legal.. ohhh how we NEVER did work on a Friday period 6 Legal class :) I'll miss that. Never thought I would actually say this, but I'll miss Miss Arida too LOLOL =\ (nb; I hated her in Year 10, but now I love her ahaha)

The countdown begins.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
And school is now over.

Fuck it feels odd as lol.

With car horns tooting, me, James and Ricky went off to Valley Maccassss :)
Endy the slut tried kicking us out. Kurva. :)
Ricky got his mum a birthday card, then homeward bound to get out of the stinking Freeman uniform. FOR THE LAST TIME. Apart from graduation lol

We decided later tonight, would be a war. :)

Got changed, ate heaps quick and by that time it was already 5 o clock. Time to pick up Endy from work -_-" Got him, and off to Natasha's!

It was around this time that we decided that whenever we saw decked out Eels/Bulldogs cars, we would yell out "GO THE *insert opposing team here*" e.g. if the car was decked in Bullwogs crap "GO THE EEEEEEEEEEELS!" ahahaha

Anyway blablabla, crazy driving here, yelling songs incoherently there..
Endy: We need to go to Casula mall
Me: Why?
Endy: Get bread and milk.
PIIISSEDDD MYSELF STRAIGHT AWAY! LOLOL! You see, Natasha's mum is Endy's wife. LOLOLOL! GET IT GET IT? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Got the essentials, and get to Natasha's. Pull up seats in our usual places in the backyard, sit around chatting, the chimneys puffing away etc etc LOL. Mum rings me and Endy the fuckwit starts yelling/swearing in Yugo and my mum is like WHO IS THAT SWEARING IN CROATIAN? and I'm like SOME FUCKWIT HALF SERB. LOOOOOOOOOL!

James texts me saying to go to his karate in Fairfield and take our night from there. So we drag Natasha along, and promise her mother a sundae LOLOL

Trip down memory lane, down the section of the Hume Hwy which we got chased on. <3 it.

Anyway we get to James' karate and start acting like douchebags. Distracting James, hiding his P Plates, putting one down my shirt and Endy putting one in his pants. We figured out that P stands for pichka. But then we also figured out it could also be penis. LOLOL! =\ lag much.
Endy became an employee of my titty shine service. BWAHAHA.
Anyhoos James finally finished with karate, and it's off to get Ricky and to 'stock up'. Our car food fights are simply awesome :)
I think it was about this time that me and Natasha were teasing Endy or some shit, and all he said with this look on his face was "Shit happens."

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA *me and Natasha die*

TOO BAD RICKY WASN'T ALLOWED OUT! YOU MISSED OUT BITCH.

So James got Bronte instead. While we were stocking up.
Me: HEY TAMMY I NEED TO USE BACK AREA.... *walks in*
HAHAAH!
So I got out about 7 sauce cups and filled it with mac sauce, mcchicken sauce and tartare sauce.. (H) Ohh yeaaahh LOLOL. Then the radio told me Parra was winning, so when I got out I started yelling SUCKED INNN, and IN YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE to Endy and Natasha (who were supporting the Bullwogs -_-) Then through drive thru we go, and get large waters and PICKLES. AHAHAHAHA!

The war begins. Cecil Hills is our battleground. Endy is 'stealth' driving with the lights off, me and Natasha are at the back at each window, ready to fire. For her first time, Natasha is pretty good, she got James alot of times AHAHA! I missed heaps though. Cos I suck at aiming :D AHAHA!

At one point, we just kept going around in circles infront of Cecil Hills High LMFAO! It was actually a pretty good strategy ahahaha. James the bitch actually had SHAKES to throw at us.. so my car was COVERED in shake. WTF LOL? What happened to WATER to wash off our DUST? ffs! ahahaha.

Anyway it was almost curfew time :| So we decided to drive Natasha home while food fighting. Though James had to go home early. Not before Endy got out of the car and threw water right at him AHAHAHAHAHA then I sped off like a luda kujaaaaa.

Around now was when I figured out I had to thank Endy. If it wasn't for him making me go to Natasha's that day, I would have never met her LOLOL :( The world works in odd ways.

Went to the slowest maccas in the world. CASULA MACCAS SUCKS. We were stuck in drive thru for soooo long. Evacuate the Dancefloor came on, and mid conversation Endy stops. He holds up his finger. I realise what he's about to do. LMFAO.
EVAAAACUAAATE THE DRIVETHRUUUUUUUUUU !

Got to Natasha's and inspected the damage.. MY CAR WAS COVERED IN SHIT. LMFAO. EVEN THE PICKLES WHICH WE TRIED THROWING AT JAMES WAS ALL ON MY CAR.. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh well. Shit happens. AHAHAHAHAHA
My mum was wogging out so I now had to go. Not before we stopped at car lovers... LOLOL. Endy's cleaning the car, and I'm controlling the knob. (Pun may or may not be intended.) He did a pretty good job of cleaning Matty. He was sparkling :) Then I got doused in misty water - _ - Good one fuckwit LOL.

Then I went home. As I was driving home I couldn't help but be thankful that I befriended Natasha and Matt, we always get up to stupid shit LOLOLOLOL I love it. Next food fight, post HSC? :)

AND THAT IS ALL. ARIGATO BITCHES.

So I wasn't going to blog tonight..

But I am. LOL

I'll make it short and sweet (or at least try to)

So yeah school today. Second last day. Had pizza in English and Mackillop also received our year 7 walkathon prize (Y) About time. All the kids who had been in Mackillop since year 7, or have been moved from Mackillop were there, such a fkn reunion lol.

Yeah got home, really tired. I don't know what got me so fatigued. Was having a lie down. Phone rings, thought 'who the fuck is disturbing my nice rest', lagged it in answering in hopes that it would ring out. It didn't ring out, and it was Endy. *sigh*

Okay so drove him to work (LOLOL), got home and Eden's all like "YOU. ME. ALEX. CRUSING."

Okay so now here I am with Eden (LOLOLOL) trekking around to get him smokes. He got refused. Haha! But he got a lighter :) LOL
Tried to stalk Munoz cos he drove past on his L's.. ahahaha!
But we failed =]

Ran into Zomaya, Joe and Kryst walking to the kebab shop at Bonno. Gave them a lift. Funniest shit then happened..
Eden: Shit my wallets in your car
*Ivana chucks keys*
*Eden comes back* Uhh.. I broke your key.
FUCKKKWITTTT LOLOLOL

I had to ring my mum and tell her to come bring me the spare key LMFAO. She wasn't happy!!

Got Alex when he was finished at gym, went to Stockies for like 5 mins lol.
He was on the phone to Ricky all like "I'M WITH IVANA.. AHAHA YOUS ARE FIGHTING" anyway long story short after a massive bitch we said sorry lol.

Went to get Ricky, by this time Eden went home, and Ricky was sad lol. Alex is like 'lets go maccas' so we go to Hincho.. when who was on their break? Yeah you guessed it. LOL.

Endy: *pause* YOU AND RICKY ARE FRIENDS AGAIN?!?!?!?!!??!?!

Sat outside for a bit, Ricky bummed some smokes (as per usual), I accidently had a smoke (don't even ask how that worked lol), Endy went back to work. Stayed a bit longer with his workmate as she was connected with some manager and Alex and Ricky need band managers haha!

Ricky: Wanna hear a mad breakdown? *plays Robbie Williams*

Go to visit Cayla. Poor thing got made to get out from bed to visit Ricky lololol.

Anyway then it was hometime. Not before this.
Alex: Hey Ricky... *farts*

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Okay so I said this would be short. This is probably the most condensed I've ever done when it comes to an outing blog. LOL!

World Contraception Day. Everybody is urged not to come (Y)

I love random dust storms. It got me out of school =)
I don't love how most the dust has been inhaled, but I love not going to school =)

I woke up to a red sky. WHAT THE FUCK. I told mum and she was like "Do you wanna go to school?" and I'm like "NO."
Get onto Facebook, and no joke half the grade is on talking about the dust storm and they didn't end up going to school either LMAOOO!
Benita stayed home, so plans were being made.
Got a phonecall from Endy; "YOU'RE STILL HOME?" "Not going school cos of the dust storm" "FUCKING BLUDGER!!!"
Plans now include him.

Went outside, and swallowed a heap of dust. Blaahhh. MY CAR WAS BROWN, NOT GREY. FFS. I doused it with some water, came back an hour later at 11 to go to Endy's.. HAD DUST ON IT AGAIN. MOTHER LICKER.

Anyway this bitch is like YOU PROMISED I COULD DRIVEEEEEE BLABLABLABLAAAAAA =( even though he chucked an all nighter :| Filled up Matty and got some V. Stole Endy's V. Haven't bought him another one (like I 'promised' I would ;]) MWAHAHAHA. Anyway Eden was all like "TAKE ME SOPHIES? ;D" And I'm all like OH SURE *wooooCHHHH* whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped. It was pretty lol trying to direct Endy to his house. Drove past the Croatian club...
"JEBOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"JEBOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I'm right and you know it. ;)

So we get to Eden's and he's all like "Naaah her mums home now, sorry" WE FUCKING DROVE TO EDENSOR FOR NOTHING LOOOOOL! Oh well. Off to get Benita now :)
But not before a stop at BONNOOO HEIGHTSSSS MACCASSSS =)
LOL @ those fucking birds in drive thru. Endy, as much road rage as he has, is patient enough to wait for birds. Those dipshit birds would not move. LOOLOL!

BENITA FINALLY GOT TO EXPERIENCE A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ENDY AND I. SHE LOVED IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So now we are like, blasting Whore To A Chainsaw (OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST AS I TYPED THAT, IT ACTUALLY STARTED PLAYING ON MEDIA PLAYER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) all the way to Carnes Hill.
Now I had an enquiry with the Commonwealth Bank. You see.. MY KEYCARD HASN'T ARRIVED YET :@ So anyway the lady was nice :) She got it all sorted. All the ladies who served us were nice actually LOL!
One of them was like "blablabla your friend" to Endy and he's like "She isn't my friend..." and they all go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and "I wouldn't talk to him if I were you" and I'm like "That's okay, YOU CAN WALK HOME." LMFAO!
Bank chick: I'm going to have to cancel your current card, is that okay?
Ivana: Yeah sure, it stops me from spending my money
Bank chick: Then you can catch up to your friend in savings!
Endy: Oh there is NO competition
Ivana: Who said he was my friend?
LOLOLOLOL!
OHOHOHOHOHOH ANDDDDD..
Benita: *whispers* You can earn extra money at Kings Cross..
*Benita and Ivana in hysterics*
Endy: Did she just say earn money at Kings Cross?
Ivana: NNNNOOOOOOO.....
Endy: You are such a horrible liar. Your face is all red.
Benita: HER FACE IS ALWAYS RED!

Then went to GJ's, and me being the idiot I am, when she asked for my name I actually said "Ivana, eye vee aye en aye" -_- So I dared Benita to say her name was Yoda. LMFAO!
Endy: Fuck this I'm going for a smoke *walk out* LOL.
Here I am, waiting, about to laugh.. when the bitch didn't ask for Benita's name. MOTHER LICKER!!!! DAMN WAS I DISAPPOINTED!
Back to the car, when the gale force wind blew off Endy's hat and BLEW IT LIKE 100 METRES AWAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. IT GAVE ME AND BENITA A MAD LAUGH! Watching Endy chase after his hat ahahaha =)

Anyway the genius had the bright idea to go home and get his coins to deposit into his account LOOOOOOOL. So after walking into his house and showing Benita the traditional wog 'toddler with a mullet' photo (she lold), we played with his pudgy little dog. SOOOO CUUTEEEEEEE ^_^

Back on the way to Carnes Hill. Thinking how funny it'll be if the bank lady has to INDIVIDUALLY COUNT ALL THESE COINS. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. They have a counting machine =( Noooooooooo. LOLOL Benita stole a bag of money and showed me, and here we are having a fit of laughter (just like any Modern History lesson) and Endy is all like *awkward laugh* what's going on? Tell me! And we're all like *hysterics* Nothing (A).
Endy: Can yous just get out...
Ivana and Benita: GLADLY.
Once outside, Benita holds up the bag of money and he's like -_- LMFAOOOO

ANYHOOO we ran into Jitesh =) AHAHAHAHAHA!

Then we decided to visit Zomaya =)
But he was still in his anti social mood - _ - HE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MINE AND BENITA'S FACE. Endy starts beeping the horn, I steal a bike LOLOLOL, then get dared to press my tits against his door. And I did. CUE the birth of 'Ivana's Titty Shine Service' LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

Apparently he's going to ring up my mother and tell her I'm a 'public nuisance'? HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE HER NUMBER YOU STALKER... LOL

It's now 2 o clock. We take Endy home, but not before I wash my car with Maccas water, and he steals my car. I'M SICK OF YOUR ABUSE!!!!!!!
So I'm standing in the middle of his street waiting for him to speed around the corner. I'm standing dead on infront of him. He's flooring it. He isn't stopping. I chicken out. LMAO!

Then he leaves again. I go stand there again. I wasn't smart enough to realise, however, he could have been a real dickhead and chuck a u-ie and come the other way... towards my back. Anyway I'm standing, waiting, and I hear BEEEEEEEEEEEEP, turn around and he's like BEHIND ME! I screamed sooo loud LOLOL

BENITA RECORDED IT!! LMFAO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

UPLOAD IT BITCH!!

Then off to Benita's to watch 300 :) THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Then omg.. DENITA SURPRISED US WITH A VISIT OMFGGGGGG I WAS LIKE :O:O:D:D AHAHAHAHA!!

Her dad drove us to Valley Plaza so they could pay for their UAC application (nts; must do that.) and Denita wanted GJ's. So Benita went to buy it so that she could say her name was Yoda. BUT THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR HER NAME AGAIN! WTF IS THIS! WHAT A CURSE BRO. OMGLOLOLOLOL!

Then we're about to leave Valley Plaza at the roundabout.. when who do I see? Endy. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! That was fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Back home, and then we got Yonita and went to the post office again to get SOUNDWAVE TICKETS! Naww I wanna go Soundwave now :( LOL

LOL @ THE LADS OUTSIDE MACCAS, AND YON MOCKING THEM. AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Oooo Giles is coming to pick up his doctor stuff. About time I wrap this up. Over and out bishessss! =D

ESHAYYYZZZZ!

LOL Alex is a fucking leb. I can't wait to see his tricked out car (whenever that may be.)

School was LOL today, somebody let out four mice! AHAHAHAHAHA! Fabian and company started screaming, then half my group started screaming, and so I have a look. AND SEE MICE! So I got up and started screaming LOL! Hampsey and Jasmine went to pick them up and Mr Grana told them to take them to the office.. so I wonder whatever happened to the mice? LOL

OMGGG study was sooo boring. Did half of my Society structured response. Just finished it all now. Only did it cos seeing Fetterplace all disappointed in me breaks my heart =( *sigh* How I hate school. Not even bothering for English essays. 3 DAYS LEFT.

On Thursday, a few of us in Retail are talking to some CEO big bosses about the course and facilities and our experience etc. Free lunch =] LOLOL!

Anyway I got home from a long, hard school day. Sooo want the next 3 days to go quickly. =( Having a bit of a lie down, when phone rings. It's Endy. Has a bit of a wog with me, then after a ten minute lag after initially saying 'got to go', finally leaves. LOL!

Mums having her usual bitch and whinge about me being too loud on the phone. I can't help that I have funny friends that make me laugh uncontrollably LOL.

Bugging Zomaya to let us visit him.. but he's all like "noooooooooooooo I have things to do". I won't take no for an answer. So when time comes to get Endy, and after he buys cigarettes, off we go to ZOMAYAAAAA'S! =D

ILY ZOMAYA =) =) =) But he probably doesn't love us after our surprise visit.
Zomaya in his Year 12 jersey.. how cute =P I was in mine too ahahaha, JERSEY BUDDIESSS! Poor Endy was left out.

Then in an attempt to take him out, we raped him.
Yeah that's right loyal blog readers. Me and Endy mounted that bitch, and he enjoyed it. LMFAO! No really, Endy had his arms and I was just sprawled all over him in an attempt to get him down the stairs. Endy at one pointed started spanking Zomaya... DAAAAAAMMNNN THAT WAS HOT! LMFAO. For Zomaya it was anyway ;) He enjoyed it.. damn /nudgeee ;) Anyway that didn't work. I went to throw my keys at Zomaya for some reason.. I don't know why. But damn I'll never learn. I can NEVER let go of my keys around Matthew. The bitch took them and RAN! Not even ME PRACTICALLY MOUNTING HIM LIKE I DID ZOMAYA COULD STOP HIM. He got to my car and sped off =( FARKKKKKING HELLLLLL!! But at least I somehow got in the car in the end.

I look at the sky, and it's got that disgusting grey look about it.
Endy: Do you wanna drive?
Ivana: Yes... actually no.
Sif drive in a storm.
Boy was I smart.

Went to my Maccas, where Endy that IDIOT was pressing random buttons on the register and accidently pressed the $50 cash button.. FUCKWITTTT! LMAO! He stood there like :| and I was like "That's it." I went to the back to get APC and grease shit. Then I remembered him having a whinge about breaking out after someone sprayed him with the grease shit. So I just got the APC. Went out to the front and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

**interruption**

Benita Younan eww my cats eating a bug . . . dirty creature!
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Ivana Marinović
two cats were fighting over mikica
it was fully LOL!!
i was watching them wrestle and bite each other while mikica was on the window just watching as if thinking "men are dipshits" then i took her inside LMFAO
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Benita Younan
LMFAO HAHAHA
YOUR CATS A SLUT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOL

Back to Maccas. :) I love my Maccas crew so much lolololol.
I can empathise with poor Erin, whos mother blackmailed her into removing a surface piercing MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER DID... LOLOLOL!

Anyway time to go to Endy's work.. and my prediction came true. It pissed down rain. By the time we got to Maccas.. it was pouring. And storming. Now for those of you who know me well, you would know that I'm petrified of thunderstorms at night. This storm was scary. Lightning everywhere =( Loud thunder =( God damn. And the rain was like a waterfall =( Good thing I wasn't driving LOL!

Sitting in the carpark while its pissing down rain, eating, throwing rubbish out yelling BLOCK/LOT (whichever McDonalds lingo you may prefer) CHECCKKKK. Africa remix thingi mabobi song (that me and Denita are obsessed with) came on and we found the lyrics were very fitting. "I PASSED THE RAINS DOWN IN GREEEEEEEEN VAALLEEEEYY!!" AHAHAHAHA! Then decide to visit James in this atrocious weather. I ran out to his house.. and got soaked in the process. Got him out, while Endy distracted him and I stole his P Plate :D
James: WTF is she doing?
Endy: She's dancing in the rain.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!11!!!oneone!!11!1oneoen!111!1eleven!11!11

Sat around in the car a bit. It got foggy. We drew shit =) I wrote 'Endy sucks penis', James drew a penis, Endy drew another penis and labelled it Zomaya, and a mouth and labelled it Ivvayy ;) ;) I know you don't like it like that /nudge.. you prefer the mouth to be Endy. *giggle* ME SO FUNNY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS get back to Hincho Maccas. Rains a bit died down now. Homeward bound to do some work :)
When I get home, I bend over to pick up my big water bottle so I can have it filled for tomorrow, when I notice something shiney on the ground. On closer inspection, it was a card. The back of a drivers license. I'm thinking oh gawd this can only be Endy's
, flip it over and IT IS! LOOOOOL. IDIOT.

Leave it on my table, mum walks in to give me cut up apples and oranges, sees it, picks it up..
Mum: This isn't you? :S
Ivana: .... NOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!
LOLOLOL IDIOT. But my mum is funny sometimes.
Watched 20 to 1. Patrick Swayze makes a hot tranny. :( HE'S DEAD :( I'm in the mood for Dirty Dancing right now. Fuckkk he was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT in that. OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Anyway I think that is all for now. Until next time... over and out =)

The final week of my thirteen year sentence.

Can you believe that school is about to draw to a close?
Oh my goodness. I know I can't.
It's such a routine. Wake up. Toilet. Dressed. Eat. Teeth. Bus. School. Although lately replace bus with car :P Cos I got my P's now and shit. Cos I'm a bad bitch you know.

It'll be hard to replace the void of school, I think..
I'm not complaining, I hate school. LOL. But still, I'll miss those bludge days, those lunch times.. *sigh*
Can't wait to get away from some faggots. But I'll miss all the awesome people =(

Anyway last night was Amy's shindig =) Twas very fun. The look on her face as we all yelled SURPRISE! was epic. HAHA! Chantelle's penis cake was also epic. I had the balls =) And the pubes.. mmmmmmmmmmm chocolate flakesssssssssssssss =)
I love David's stupid dance moves, oh and Todd's too =)
Goood night indeed.

Picked up Endy afterwards from work. Stayed out heaps late. Mum didn't find out what time I got home LOLOL =)

Slept until 12. I love sleeping in =) ahahaha! Bludged around before work, then Natasha rings me saying if I still wanna go 3OH!3. STUPID QUESTION! LOL! Anyway I decide to take her to Marconi to get the tickets. I'm such a lifesaver, I took her out of the house when her dad was over =) I'M THE BEST. So here we are, driving along. I tried to get to Cowpasture Road.. BUT THERE WAS 'LONG DELAYS' AS THE NEON LIGHT SAID, so I'm liek FUCK THISSS *chucks a u-ie* and I had to go the long way -_- LOL! Blasting Brokencyde and Bullet down the highway, ahh (Y)

So we get "three tickets to 3OH!3 please", and decide to visit Endy at work.. with the tickets. We walk in, and I start waving the tickets around. When he saw them.. well.. you could see almost his whole head over the ice cream machine. He kept jumping up and down in excitement with this cute smile on his face LOLOLOL! Me and Natasha pisssseeedddd ourselves. It was cute :P Then off to take Natasha home, and off to work.

I love Sunday nights. Me and Andrew (it should also be Brittany but that dumb bitch April WHO BY THE WAY NO SHOWED.. was ment to work.) at the front, George and Matt at the back. Hilarious. Matt and George started talking about balls, and scratching balls, then sniffing balls.. as I was drinking apple juice. I went to laugh, but instead ALL THE JUICE IN MY MOUTH WAS SPAT ALL OVER GEORGE AND MATT.
Matt and George: OH MY GOD YUCKKKKK WTFFFFF
Ivana: OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...B AHAHAHAHAHAHA...SORRY...ABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That was the fucking funniest LOLOLOL!

Oh and 'telling Andrew's secrets' and getting bashed up for it. You bitch Andy =( We full had an all in brawl ahahahaha.
Anyway here I am, running and presenting, and I look to front counter and who do I see?

Some faggot holding a 3OH!3 ticket.

hello Endy. =P

Anyway I practically jumped on him LOLOL opps and he was telling me how he FINALLY bought a car off his parents. About time. No more lifts from me.. ahaha. Anyway he asks for water, me being the idiot I am genuinly thought he was thirsty. I give it to him and he says "Watch your car"

... fuckwit. LOL

He left the water on my car roof, and STOLE MY P PLATE! I ran out of the store in the middle of a rush, and was like GIMMI BACK MY P PLATE YOU BITCHHHHHHHHHHH! and he's driving away holding up the P plate as if to say "SUCKKKKKKED IN BITCHHHHHHH"

Budala kuja. -_-

Anyway then I begin to order take as Cynthia went home. At about 8.20, I get this car who practically raps the order. I ask "Could you please repeat that, a little slower?" they reply "NO."
I'm thinking oh god.. then I hear a little girls voice going IVANA IVANA! And I'm like wtf.. then I realise. IT'S NATASHA AND COMPANY! LOLOLOLOL
After driving around again and actually taking an order for them, they gave me a donut =) yaaaaaay!

Home time then. And now here I am. At home. Blogging.
Really don't want to wake up for school tomorrow.. but hey. This will be the last monday I ever have to wake up for high school. Fuck yes.
It would be awesome if my uni timetable didn't have lectures on a monday. I would love you forever, whichever uni I go to.

Anyway, until next time I have anything interesting to blog about. Over and out =)

I love weekends.

LOL THERE WAS A CATFIGHT AT SCHOOL.
AT RECESS.
I SAW IT.
Steph Vs. Claire. LOLOL!
Alana had to break it up. HOW ADORABLE =) ahahaha "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Other than that, school was boring.
Got told off for not handing in my Modern essay. Get fucked, I had other essays to do.

Could not wait to get out the gates, to my car and to get the hell home. As soon as I stepped foot into my home, my home phone began ringing. Low and behold, it was Endy asking for a lift to work. Unfortunatly (for him =P) I had to refuse. I have a party to get all prettied up for!

So Andrew Golden's partaaay was tonight. The boy turned sixteen last Monday. Party with the Maccas crew? That should be fun =) And it was!
Good old bitch sessions, dancing like crazy, taking a ton of photos.
Alcohol was flowing :( I'm starting to develop a bad habit of drinking at parties when I'm supposed to be driving. I wasn't that bad tonight. I was making vodka/creaming sodas for some people, and I took the weakest one I made. One day I am going to get pulled over by the cops and breathalised, and it won't be out of my system SO I'll loose my license =( Oh shame.

Cannot wait for all the photos :) HURRY UP BRITT LOL!

LOL oh shit got bashed. (I'll be surprised if she ever somehow reads this. Bothered much?)

Fuck I'm exhausted =( At least I get to have a good sleep in tomorrow. Was ment to hang out with Alex, Benita and Michelle but she's too sick to leave the house or something like that. Oh well. Next weekend I'm not free so.. our peace treaty will have to wait. LOL.

Cannot wait for the next party now :)
*sigh* I love weekends.

I think that shall be all for now. :) Over and out!

I really am a fucking bludger.

I didn't go to school again today LOLOL!
FUCK MONDAYS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..

Mum walks in
*nudge* Ivana.. do you have school?
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
*walks out*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay so I had a pretty eventful weekend (Y) I shall start with Friday night; TRIVIA NIGHT! Okay so for those of you who don't know the FREEMAN WAY *rolls eyes*, teachers hold the Year 12's a trivia night with a dress up theme. This year was fictional characters. I was so stuck as to what to dress up as. I thought Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, but nah.. not that original. Then I thought.. Elliot Reid. That's about as original I can get, so I quickly stuck to that idea.
So after about a week or two of running around getting my props.. the end result. Voila. Not to sound up myself, but I thought I made a pretty good Elliot (H) I get to Lauren's casa, and Leanne is already there. Leanne is like *gasp* YOU LOOK HAWT and I'm like 'Oh.. thanks *blush*' LOLOL!

So after a quick pit stop for snacks and petrol, off to go get Benita.
*Benita walks out*
Leanne, Floz, and Ivz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You see.. Benita was Corpsebride from the movie of the same title. BAHAHAHAHA!
Then we go to Maccas. The look on peoples faces was hilarious. My faithful workers were quite amused AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Then we get to school, and hang out in the car for a bit, then when people start arriving we got out and made our arrival (H)

Everybody put heaps of effort into their costumes.. it was sooo mad. Gosh our grade rocks. (Y) After a multitude of photos, sucking helium and getting told off for it, we find out our rankings... my group ended up 4th, which is alright. LOL. I was the resident doctor that night, everybody playing with my stethoscope and trying to check their heartbeats, I gave Andrew's Pikachu a good check up too x) LOLOL!

Then afterwards, I took Floz, Benita and Leanne's hill-ginity. I took them up the hill. ahahahaha. It was a pretty shit night for views cos all the smoke from backburning blocked out the city skyline.
Benita: I CAN SEE VALLEY PLAZA!!!!!
LOLOLOL
Then we headed off to Maccas, where half my grade was LOLOL. Britt was like "WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" ahahahahahahah.
So I ate a six pac (freeebies FTW), and then we all headed off home.

Saturday day was pretty boring, didn't end up going out until like 8pm LOL
Me and Joanna headed off to Svetlana's crib, and upon entry, I was overwhelmed by Serbian decorations. Four c's, the eagle, those round wog flask thingies. I chucked a Svet when she walked into my house and saw the Cro shit; "I SPIT ON THIS HOUSEHOLD!" LOOOOOOL ahahaha so after Svet ate her 'dodgy' kebab (according to Svet's mum.. who is fucking hilarious), we decided to pay a trip to OG and visit Jess. What a fucking coincidence, we got her as she just got on her break, and Perez and all her St Johns bitches were there too LOLOLOL! Now Perez and her group are just as loud (if not louder) than me, so combine that with me and Svetlana (who is almost on my level of loudness).. oh god LOLOLOL! We kept telling off this asian kid who was running around on the seats and shit, and hanging off the bike parking thing. One of Perez's friends took the liberty to go inside and tell his mother that her kid needs supervision LOLOLOL!

Then began the donut throwing. LOL! The donut was one of those jam donuts, so when it landed on the window, it would go SPLAAAAAAAAT! somebody was kind enough to remark "AWWWWWW SOMEBODY HAD THEIR PERIOD ON THE GLASS" LMFAOOOOO! Jessica went inside to get the APC because "I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAN THIS IF THEY SEND ME ONTO DINING", so I yanked the bottle off her and started spraying; "I WORK AT MACCAS, I'M A FUCKING PRO" LMFAOOO

Oh and most important.
I
let
Svetlana
drive
Matty.
OH
MY
GOD
I
KNOW
WHAT
YOU
GUYS
ARE
THINKING
"IVANA YOU NEVER LET PEOPLE DRIVE YOUR CAR.. ONLY THAT PSYCHO SERB BITCH, AND EVEN THEN THAT'S WEIRD COS HE'S A PSYCHO SERB BITCH HE SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING IN THE FIRST PLACE COS YOU CAN DIE"
well.
SVETLANA
IS
A
GRANNY
LMFAO
No really. She drove so slow LOLOLOL. I guess she's still in the L plate mode :P
But she is officially the 2nd person who I give permission to drive Matty.
OMFG I just realised, the only two people allowed to drive my car, are fucking cetniks. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I as a Croatian, they should be the LAST people OVER MY DEAD BODY to drive my car :P ahahahahahahahhaahhaha

*Svet's mum drops a drink*
Svet: AWWWWW YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO
LMFAOOOOOOO

So we watched Svet, her mum and the BOIZZZ play some poker, and Svet kept going ACE.
2 ACES. 3 ACES. LMFAOOO
Those guys are funny. They thought I had a hickey. They kept pointing it out. I DO NOT HAVE A HICKEY LOLOLOLOLOL

Anyway me and Joanna got tired, and we called it a night. :) So that was my saturday.

SUNDAAAAAYYYY ROLLS ALONG. Now I went to bed at like 3am on sat night cos I ended up listening to music in bed. ahaha. I thought it would be alright, since I always sleep in on a sunday. Big fucking misconception. Alison rings me at 8am, asking me to do 12-8 instead of 4-8. I'm all like "bro I can't even work later tonight, I was gunna call in sick x)" so she's all like "aww.. can you work from now till 1?" I couldn't say no to a shift. LOLOL. So here I am at McDonalds, at 9am, TIRED AS FUCK. I check my phone and James texts me telling me that Matt told him to tell me to pick him up from work at one. Wow I hope I didn't lose you there. I just thought 'trust'. LOL!

So I was put onto counter, but I got sick of it and since I was sleepy as, I decided I would do Chantelle's order taking job. I missed out on Brad jumping from the roof into the box bins :( :( DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. As I was serving, I look up into the tv screen which is connected to the outside camera, and I saw a red corolla coming into drive thru. My heart stopped. I thought 'this is it. the eshlads found me. they're coming to kill me.' I took the order shaking. My voice shook, my register finger was shaking. The car comes around, and it was asians. MY HEART STARTED BEATING AGAIN! PHEWWW! ahahaha.

So it was 1 o clock, I should have been clocking off, BUT NO, WE GOT FUCKING SMASHED. I HAD CARS ALL THE WAY OUT. AND THEY JUST KEPT ON COMING. WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO, ANOTHER 5 CARS WOULD ROCK UP. ARRRGGGHHH. I was in such a foul mood. It was hot, and I cbf for the shit customers do. It didn't help that I kept getting phone calls from James and MATTHEWDRAGOSLAAAAAV. But I must say I'm good at taking orders and talking on the phone at the same time LOLOLOL!

So I eventually finished at 1.30 -_-" SO SHIT. I raced to Hinchinbrook to pick up Endy from work. He had his wog hair. I lold x). I lold even more when he started head banging to Escape the Fate with that wog hair flying everywhere LMFAO. I also lold when he told me he spoke to my mum. baaaaaaaahaha.

So I get home and start getting ready, and my mums like YOUR BOYFRIEND RUNG and I'm like "I don't have one?" and she's like HE STARTED COUNTING IN HRVATSKI then I realised who she was on about. "THAT DROPKICK ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND!" LMFAO. sorry endy. LOL. :)

After I got ready and sitting down for a wog bbq, I went to feed Matty and then get Endy and Natasha. Turns out I fed Matty for no reason. Endy actually somehow ended up getting a car. LMFAO! Oh well, I'm not complaining about having to not drive :) So we head off in.. Barry? (I didn't even know you named the car until I read your blog lol) and go get the cake :) TIRAMISUUUUUUUUUU FTW.
Ivana: Is there a bin around here
Endy: Look to your left.
*looks and sees Endy parked next to a dumpster*
Endy: You are fucking blind
LMFAO

We got Tash out of work 15 mins early
"NATASHA YOU HAVE TO GO NOW YOUR MOTHERS IN HOSPITAL SHE HAD A MILD HEART ATTACK!!!"
and started cursing ourselves for FORGETTING JUNGLE JUICE :O :O Meh.
After a quick trip to Natasha's, off we go to Casula mall. Me and Tash buy this radio/mp3 adapter thing.. and I somehow managed to work it LOLOL
So here we are, us 3 dropkicks speeding down the highway, screaming/singing and making song dedications LOLOLOL
Tash: OMG ENDY SINGING IS A KODAK MOMENT
LOOOL @ us singing 'sexy nudge' and Natasha was sooo lost.
"Damn yous a sexy NUDGE a sexy NUUUUUUUDGE"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!"
nudge NUDGE nudge NUDGE nudge NUDGENUDGE
WW7TYOU8FYIPGJJ?!?!?!

LOLOLOLOL

So we get to Bankstown Sports (ahh so much nostalgia driving through the main streets of beeeetown) and Natasha is trying to hide the cake LOOOL!
"Uhh we're taking the stairs!" We piss bolt up, don't even sign in (OOOOOOO) and get to the Sizzling Court. And dispose of the cake. Phewwwwwwww.
Everyone else joins and our feast commences. :)
NATASHA THOUGHT THIS EMO ASIAN WAS HOT (OMG YUCK BRO LOLOL) SO HER MUMS TRYING TO GET HIM TO COME OVER THE TABLE, AND ENDY STARTS ASKING IF HES SINGLE, AND NATASHA RUNS OUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shame, he was taken, poor you Tash ;) LOLOL!
FRIGGEN MARLY RUINED THE SURPRISE! "So did you get tiramisu or black forest?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
LOLOLOL.
"Cake? what cake? That cake is for those people" LOLOL

Okay so the cake was for her (DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH) :) LOLOLOL
Afterwards, we decided to drive through Lakemba, past the mosque. LOLOL oh god - _ -"
OH OH OH OH OH. WE WENT ON THE BUGGY THING. AND WENT BACKWARDS. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE xD
Anyway driving along again, being idiots. Taking car photos. Such as -
:) LOLOL Such spastics. So here we are going down past the mosque, beeping horns, being dropkicks, me shitting bricks LOLOL
Oh then visiting those douches who thought we were beeping like maniacs in their street so we could have a chat. NOOOOOOOOOOO. We were just being dropkicks! LOLOLOL.

Then off to La Perouse :) BUT NOOO. THE ROAD WAS CLOSED. Quite a funny story actually.
People flash us. We know cops are up ahead. We see cops. Assume its an RBT. Endy shits it. HE HAD A QUARTER OF A GLASS OF WINEEEEE ! LOL. Damn this zero tolerance shit. Endy beeps Samara to turn. She turns. Cops pull out infront of us. We all shit it. "There goes your license Endy." Poor thing was shitting bricks :( LOLOL
BUT LUCKILY THEY WERE JUST BLOCKING OFF THE ROAD. I think there was a lad fight. Fucking lads. We couldn't get to the beach. So we went to Brighton, and checked out all the rich cunt houses *sigh*
Sat by the beach and watched the planes landing and taking off :)
Then decided if we wanted to escape curfew and the undercover cops, we should probably head off. CURSE THE M5 FOR BEING CLOSED!! WTF BRO.
So backstreets ftw it was. We drove past a led sign saying ZERO TOLERANCE FOR P PLATE DRIVERS, me and Endy flipped it off LOLOLOLOL
We finally got onto the M5 and it was a race to the end. :)
We got to Natasha's at like.. 11.05 LOLOL wow. 5 minutes past curfew ahaha. Hung around for a bit where Endy got sprayed with a mini douche bag LOLOLOLOLOL and me and Natasha lold at his SILENT LAUGH. AHAHAHAHAHA
We then finally called it a night. I was reunited with Matty, and drove home about to fall asleep. 12.05 arrival on a Sunday night. Damn. LOLOL.

And so now here I am. Not at school. But my mums making me clean my room - _ -
So until next time, over and out!

Gotta love not going to school. (Y)

Sup bitches. It's 10.53am, would currently be at recess, no doubt playing briscola with Benita and Joseph. But I am at home, in my pj pants and bra, with a heater on, listening to Croatian music full blast (Y)

YOU HAVE TO LOVE BLUDGING!

So I kinda slept through my alarm this morning. LOL. My mum walks into my room and is like "Don't you have school Ivana?" to which I turn around and grudgingly go "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" (neh is Cro for no), and then she walks out and closes the door. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

She knows she can't argue with me while I'm asleep. BAHAHAHAHA love ya mum.

Okay so reason why I'm half undressed is because I wanted to try on the 3/4 of my Elliot Reid outfit for tomorrow night. For those of you who are FUCKING STUPID, Elliot is the chick doctor from Scrubs, and tomorrow is the annual Year 12 Trivia Night! The theme is...... fictional characters. :D

Big thank you to Giles who lent me his uni lab coat and stethoscope.. just too bad the coat says 'University of Western Sydney' on it LOLOL! I'm gunna go try this shiz on now.

AHHHHH I look mad!!! With my hair done and my fringe pulled to the side, I will look like her .. somewhat :D YAYAYAYAYAY! I just need pants. Which I am going to acquire tonight. Wow @ my big words.

There comes a time in your life when you hit a crossroad badly. Now is one of them.
Last night I went into work to attempt to swap a shift, and Josh comes up to me and asks "Are you transferring to Carnes Hill?" Now for those who don't know, there is apparently a 'mega' Maccas opening up at Carnes Hill. Me and Endy drove past the construction last night.. and well.. it's almost done. When Josh asked me this, it dawned on me that I should probably consider this transfer.

I mean, I don't get ENOUGH shifts at Bonno Heights. I only get one FOUR HOUR SHIFTS for a whole week. That is definitely not suffice for me. I need money, and they know I'm willing to work, they just don't fucking roster me. And it kills me when they actually bother calling me in, because most the time, I'm already busy - _ -

Josh told me 15 people from my store are allowed to transfer. When I said that I want to transfer, Amy said "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FAMILY?!?!?! WE'LL MISS YOU!!!"

That got me. LOL.

I've worked there for so long.. three years to be exact. I've been there long enough that mostly everyone who was above me have already left, and I've watched all my mates be trained, and I've helped them and become close with them. I've watched good friends quit, and I've gained new good friends. All in all, we are one pretty hek work family (Y) I LOVE working there because of the people we have employed. I do NOT want to leave, only for them.

So there is my dilemma and crossroad. Should I go down the Carnes Hill path, where I can get more shifts, but have to start with the family process all over again? Or should I stick with where I currently am, not earning enough money, but having fun?

Of course because it's 15 people, maybe I can convince IMPORTANT people, like Brittany and Andrew, to transfer with me, but I don't know...
Also, my other friends have a chance to apply there, and even Endy is considering the transfer. Fark man.

I REALLY really REALLY want to transfer. My head says transfer. My heart says stay. Oh how FUCKING corny LOLOL!

My god I'm hungry. I think it's time for some breakfast. 11.12am, I would currently be in the second half of double Legal... sucked in Benita :P HAHAHAHA
I need to go shops to buy my scrub pants, which is basically mens pj pants LOLOL!
And I'm craving mi goreng :)

Over and out bitchizzzzzzzzzzzz.