In memorial. <3

You hear stories.. you hear them everyday. Death and his followers, taking away the ones who should have lived. It's just never expected, that those stories would ring true to those who you know..

I'm sure you all have heard about the very untimely death of Nelson. For respectful reasons, I'm not going into the details. Those who knew him already know, and those who don't, it's best that it stays that way.

I knew Nelson through work. I knew him as simply 'Ramsena's ex' at first. As well as the pretty boy, the one who would be likely to have a personal fan club of girls following him around. I got to know him, and discovered so much more about this kid. His passion for screamo, hardcore, death metal (or whatever the fuck you crazy kids call it these days), his undeniable talent for screaming vox, that signature smartass and sarcastic personality which, I must admit, wasn't always welcomed at work. However, it was that personality which made him an icon at work.

I'll never forget the times and shifts spent at work.. well, when he did do any work :P Most times he spent sitting on the tool box just having a bludge, and sometimes I would join him. Those times where you threatened me with APC spraying or pickle throwing.. and most times you followed through with those threats. Oh and we cannot forget, those names you made for poor Josh. Steven and Sebastian, and how it would shit him to hell. Those shifts were the funniest :) You were a joy to the boys of back area, and you will remain that way for always.

Your musical prowess was undeniable. From Silence the End, to Pray for Death, the material you produced was truly epic. Watching you at shows was always fun. It's a shame I only got to see you a few times live.. Rydalmere and Worlds Greatest Shave I think. The fuckwits at Hype should have let you play that set.. I'll always remember that as the final gig you deserved. If only I had that final memory of the band in action..

I'm currently listening to an original song by the band, Condemn the Oppressor. I remember Marija sending it to me, and commenting on it's raw talent and how it sounded so professional. It truly is. I suggest anybody who reads this to youtube their stuff.. you will be impressed.

I saw you a few days ago.. we made smartass comments to each other as we always do. I just couldn't possibly imagine that would be the last time I would ever lay eyes on you or speak to you..

If only you could see just how many people are in shock, tears and are upset over the untimely loss. It rings true that the Lord does take the good young. No matter the differences we may have had, you truly were a down to earth, good person.
Work simply wont be the same without you...

Nothing will be.

The local scene has lost it's best up coming talent.. <3

So here is to your life, a life no doubt lived to the fullest, but one that deserved to have been continued..

Rest in peace Nelson David Faul.

The moments that made my year memorable :)

- The "Great Eshlad Escape". We all know what happened there, no need to go into details. Oh and if you would like to stay tuned to all the happenings of this saga, do pop into Parramatta Local Court on the 18th of January at 9.15am :)

- Continuing on the topic of escapes, was the "Great Cecil Escape". Wasn't as hardcore or br00tal as the eshlad escape, it was just more humourous. I blame Alex and Eden for it, with their "HAIRY NIPPLES"

- Making friends in the oddest way this year. I must mention Kirra in this, because right back in the beginning.. GUESS WHO HATED ME? Yep Kirra did ;D But it's all good now, she loves me now ;)

- Magic Kingdom! Which I kept calling Magic Mountain.. opps haha. Trying to steal something there to give to Matt for his birthday. EPIC FAIL.

- Shopping for his gift. Not so much fail :)

- Many, many wog outs. "JEBEMTE KURVA" "TI SI BUDALA KUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (yeah, that didn't make any sense. But then again when do we ever make sense?)

- the Mac Square Incident. Oh thank god Vince was there :) *phew*

- That night at Kirra's house where pathetic people tried to mess with us, but they got owned :)

- MADD night, I walk in and like half the crowd yells out IVANA! :| Oh god haha.

- Zomaya's utter intoxication at Missy's party. I had to look after him that night, even though I wasn't in a great state either!

- The birth of the "Wankers" :) Yep we rock

- THREE PARTY BENDER. Promising myself I wouldn't drink. Ended up drinking. Me and Giles drunk in a car, I barely got to Hinchinbrook HAHAHAH! Matt upon seeing me "...............park your car in my street, I'm taking you" BWAHAHA.

- The many times I would own Bozz in Modern.
Bozz: Nasser went into Jerusalem
Ivana: Actually, it was Sadat. OWNED!

- Continuing from that prior point, our mad competitions in Modern. Every single assessment task, we would only strive to be better than the other person..

- The time James DIDN'T SLOW DOWN ON THAT MASSIVE DIP IN CASULA, resulting in his car receiving quite a bit of air.... HAHAHAHAHAH

- Easter movie marathon! After countless V, Coke, and No Doz tablets, still feeling incredibly tired. Me and Joanna repping our PJ's :)

- Drive in's with James, Ricky, Zac and Bronte. Pumping the Zorba and dancing to it down the M7, Zac in the M4 drive thru "CAN I HAVE A RANGA?" drive to the window and I noticed shes a ranga.. "OMG SHE'S A RANGA!!!" cue everybody pissing themselves for a good 15 minutes.

- Society and Culture excursion to the Buddhist temple in the gong! Electric blankets, pigging out, BREAKING IN ON LAUREN IN THE SHOWER, she screamed so loud both Fetterplace and Agostino rock up at our room to see wtf happened AHAHAHA

- The random day with Nina, Endy and Aaron. Going to the games room at Mounties, trying to find an open bottle-o, oh and we can't forget, THE CAR SESSIONS ;) hahahaha!

- History day at USYD. Zhao getting a random nose bleed in a lecture, omg I still laugh about it lol. Hearing someone go IVAAAAANAAAAAAA and see Denita! Annoying Bozz and Gerard all day in the city, so fun.

- *pizza boy putting boxes in a trolley filled with rubbish*
Ricky: DOES THAT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?!?!?
Pizza boy: Yeah..
Ricky: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY CAN WE HAVE IT?
Pizza boy: Sure....?
Ricky and Giles scored us free pizza.

- Christmas parking in Livo Westfields GIVES ME THE SHITS. JOANNA WOULD KNOW. "Ivana's gunna kill someone tonight EYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

- The first ever food fight. One word: epic. Me and Endy vs. Ricky and James. While Ricky and James order more ammo in Bonno Heights drive thru, me and Matt ninja it on the street, chuck water all over their car, then leg it back to my car! ALL WHILE THEY COULDN'T MOVE AS THEY WERE AT THE SPEAKER BOX! EPICCCCCCCCCC.

- Our payback? Getting blocked off at Hincho. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

- DUI's in Cecil Hills. "Are you driving and drinking that double black?"

- "Is that Joel Nedved?" *drive past 6 times trying to figure it out* "OMGGGGGGG IT IS" hahahaha!

- Me and Matt sleeping in my car. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH what derros.

- Epic gnoming with a 4 car convoy after the formal :D

- The discovery of Candy Mountain! and later on the gnome tree.

- My mad fail shiftyness when buying Matt a deck for his birthday.
"Why did you go to Quix?"
"I needed tampons..?"
"Bullshit. You don't need Giles to buy tampons"
"YES I DO."
"What did you buy?"
"Nothing!"
"Show me your bag then"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

- The night of EPIC GNOMING. Matt, Ricky and Alex. Stealing a for sale sign and putting it outside James' house, along with ALL the gnomes we took that night. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Then going to the hill for sunrise :)

- Alex causing some fuckwit to hit my car at Hincho maccas, but the guy fucked up his own car and not mine ;) OWNED

- *after discussing the colour/burp came* Alex: What if you fart, do you say a shape? *5 mins later* .....square.

- Alex's run in with James' boot. Hospital emergency rooms: totes the new hang out.

- SCHOOLIES 09. Spa, Hungry Wolf pizza, LEGGING IT TO THE LAGOON, Bad Romance dancing, dancing in general, soundbites e.g. sitting on the toilet

- Ricky "I'll suck your dick for a cigarette!" Nuff said. LMAO

- Yelling IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET everytime we drive past a set of xmas lights :)

- TARA THE PSYCHO DOG JOANNA TRAINED TO KILL.

- *going around a roundabout in Penrith, getting beeped* SHUT THE FUCK UP HOUSOS!!!

- The car next to me started moving, and my mum thought I was moving and told me off and I'm like I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING IT'S THE OTHER FUCKING CAR, Joanna and Benita piss themselves

GIGS WORTH MENTIONING:
- Rydalmere.
- WGS
- PWD
- MSI
- BMTH
- 3OH!3
- Hype times

- Modern History moments. Kinnaird's fail threats "Ivana don't make me throw you" me and Benita always causing some sort of disruption, whether it be through punch ons or me shoving pencil cases down my shirt. Annoying Bozz and Gerard from the other side of the room.

- My educated arguments in the Modern History debates "BECAUSE I SAID SO."

- Yes, me and Benita STILL loved Sexy Cunt and Bitch. *sigh*

- Bring it on! Getting free flavoured condoms, me actually trying out if they're flavoured.. they kinda are >_> LOL! Flicking it in William's face HAHA

- Desecrating Benita's diary with shit like "Benita, Boneyards, B-dawg, Killa B. So many names.. one meaning.. RETARD. Ivana is cool"

- Freeman Day 09! With the best Year 12 act :)

- Walkathon! Our theme: protestors. SAVE THE TREES; STOP EXAMS.

- Hating on Gwen Harwood 24/7. Spending English lessons plotting to desecrate her grave.

- Never doing religion in Religion.

- Briscola. I learnt how to play. I owned the Italians.

- That day we went to the State library with Garzo and Mediati, and they kept doing hulk impersonations and other random stupid shit LOL

- That time Benita took my bag when the bell went and I had a shoop da woop face and barged her into a wall LOLOLOL

- The birth of MATTY THE MAZDA :)

- The death of Matty the Mazda :(

- MUCK UP DAY! FOUL NOODLES, FOUL EVERYTHING... ALL OVER ME. Swimming it off in Marc's pool. Realising I had to pay for UAC, piss bolting to the plaza where my PIN wouldn't work. Pissbolting out of the plaza, when who do I run into? Endy. Looking nice. Me and Benita? We looked CRAP!

- A few hours later, run into him again after graduation. I look nice. He looked CRAP!

- Dodgy u-turns in the plaza

- ACTUALLY SURVIVING 13 YEARS OF EDUCATION!!!

- SHITTING BRICKS FOR HSC. OMG WE SHAT SO MANY.

- Year 12 picnic

- Max Brenner runs before catching our train to Rydalmere!

- Alex helping the lady with her pram at Clyde station LOLOL

- HOXTON GRADUATION. BENITA WAS LATE. Jess' getty type thing after graduation :)

- City trip with Benita and Joanna. I was ten minutes late due to dodgy tway buses.
Benita and Joanna: YOU'RE LATE!!
Ivana: NO I'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

- Driving around Alex's Fairmont in the park and spinning it out HAHAHAHAH

- James farting in Ricky's face LMFAO

- SITTING ON THE TOILET

- WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK

- CAT FACE

- THIS IS MY HORSE. MY HORSE IS AMAZING.

- Ricky bitching out at muck up and hiding in James' car

- Grad mass moments. James and his "OHHH' and innapropriate times. Ricky at the start: I just farted. *whole row turns around* Changing the lyrics to the hymns LOLOLOL

- Vrlic: Thank you Year 12 *James gets up and bows* LMAO

- Nina, Benita and Ivana: Can we have your Nutella?
Alex: I HAVE NUTELLA?!?!?!?!

- Nomming down Nutella sandwhiches while Alex looked on sadly :) HAHAHAHA

- Benita and I in his overwhelmingly Italian household. "This is Italian. This is Italian. This is Italian. FUCK ALEX YOU'RE SO ITALIAN"

- Nina getting bitten by his vicious dog HAHAHA

- Aaron: I FUCKING LOVE THIS BUSH *falls on it*

- Laughing at Alex's retarded tomatoes

- "FUCK DA POLEEEESE"

- 300 references throughout the school year

- Stair boarding at Schoolies!

- Never using night study to study :) HAHAHA

- Every day at school, Benita asking me to go maccas. Oh how I would crave maccas in class >:(

- Almost everyday for the last few months of school, I would get home, I would lie down. I would get woken up by Endy asking him to take him to work. HAHAHAHAH

- WE WATCHED NEW MOON OMSGIOHGIFUGJ

- Year 12 camp! Staying up all night (or at least trying to) playing scattegories haha

- My lenten vow of 2009: Quit MySpace. Quit Energy drinks. I actually accomplished both :) But I hit the energy drinks as soon as Easter sunday came HAHAHAHA!

- Sauce fight at Tails' house! EPIC. But Daprossi broke my camera AND STILL OWES ME.

- Benita convincing Brendan she was preggers LMFAO

- Fisher's Ghost-ing with Jen and Brendan. Going on a ride in a skirt, ended up flashing all of Campbelltown..

- Brendan: OMG IVANA, DO YOU EVER SHUTUP?!?!?!?!?!

- *ride slows down* Brendan: Oh thank god
*ride goes extremely fast all of a sudden* Brendan and Ivana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- Svetlana ordering at Hincho maccas, me telling Matt to make the burger good.. so he packs on the lettuce. So much so, the whole box was lettuce. HAHAHAHA

- Eden cleverly disguising a joint in my car and getting high in it -_- IDIOT LOL

- That boring day on MSN, those multiple nudgings about Zomaya being gay. Hence we have, the creation of /nudge.

- The song remixes that came from that. Sexy NUDGE and I'm Not Your Boyfriend ZOMAYA

- Zomaya and 'these ones' ;)

PARTIES WORTH MENTIONING
- Sabato's PISSUP!
- Ricky's
- Nicole's
- Cyndy's
- Rachael's
- Nadia's
- MINE!
- MISSY'S. OH MY GOD. HAHA.
- Lauren's surprise party!
- BENITA'S
- Sarah/Rachel's. Fabian's. Ninorta's. THREE PARTY BENDER.
- Eden's
- Andrew's
- Amy's surprise party!
- Alana's
- Caleb's
- Viet's
- James/Bronte's
- Julia's
- Paul's
- All the miscellaneous getty's at James'
- That derro party in Sadlier
- That random Hoxton party
- Maccas xmas party


To those who bothered reading it, you must seriously be as bored as I am..
I'm off to finish packing, Melbourne tomorrow :)
Over and out bitches xo

It's Christmas Eve...

And all through the house..
All the wogs were stirring up quite a commotion.

Yeah it's that time of year in the wog calendar, where food is being prepped, where stress is at it's highest, boy do I love Christmas (Y)

Anyway since I haven't blogged in a bit, and my last two blogs were quite lacking as they were purely dedicated to HSC and ATAR results, I decided I should blog right nowwwww :)

It has been a tradition for myself and Benita to compile a list of defining moments at the conclusion of each year. As Benita isn't even online atm (bitch!) THIS LIST WILL HAVE TO WAIT. BUT FOR HOW LONG? I MEAN COME ON, I'M FUCKING GOING TO MELBOURNE SOON! NTS: pack my laptop. :D

So yes, I'm heading off on Saturday to pay the family down south a visit :) Haven't seen them in way toooo long! So yeah I'm quite stoked to go down :)

Last weekend was quite a hectic one I must admit, with multiple parties and what not (Y) So there was Julia's and Paul's 18th, James' getty type sleepover thing, and the McDonalds Christmas shindig =) All of them quite fun indeed. Met heaps of new people, especially people who are actually from BLACKTOWN (Y) So I'm finally getting connected up in the ghetto haha, with thanks to Paul of course :P

I think the memorable bits from that weekend include...
- Snapping my dress strap on arrival at Julia's.
- Buying safety pins while everyone else was on an alcohol run.
- Smuggling Paul and Andrew's Woodstocks around in my bag, RESULTING IN MY KEYS PIERCING ONE OF THE CANS AND MY BAG BEING COVERED IN WOODSTOCK. Consequently, my bag still smells like Woodstock!
- MENTHOLS! MENTHOLS! MENTHOLS!
- Kept telling people I was the designated driver, all while I was grabbing more jelly shots :)
- After dropping off Paul and Andrew at the Casula party, mine and Benita's little.. uhh.. detour :P HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Outside Endy's house for a chat with himself and Kirra..
Endy: Take me to work? It's on the way to James' :P
Ivana: Actually no, your Maccas is this way *points right*, James' is that way *points left* so it's not on the way *drives off* HAHAHAHA!
- James' dance moves to Bad Romance and Rock That Body. CLASSIC.
- The chain of spooning while watching Skins HAHA!
- *James puts on Epic Movie* I WANT TO WATCH MR BLOBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *chucks a spazz*
- Rocking up at home, showered got ready, told mum I wouldn't be home again that night LOOOOOL
- Endy agreeing to be my deso for Paul's, BUT FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB. RESULTING IN ME GETTING COMPLETELY SMASHED ANYWAY AND WAS GUNNA DRIVE TO BRONTE'S ANYWAY !
- Endy actually feeling bad for once :P
- My introduction to the 'sames' pose. And taking it up in all photos.

BTW that is the pose.
- Rezo: AWW IT'S OKAY IVANA, JUST HAVE ANOTHER DRINK AND ANOTHER SMOKE AND IT'LL ALL BE ALRIGHT !
- The plan to sleep in her ute tray HAHA
- Fabian, the awesome bartender. Nuff said.
- Eventually getting to Bronte's because James was a good friend, and Endy eventually woke up.
- Endy bought a car. A Hyundai Lantra. It had butterflies on the back. LMFAO.
- The Carnes Hill and Bonnyrigg Heights bus breaking down right before the descent on that massive hill that leads into Wollongong.
- Fitting that WHOLE bus onto the Narellan bus. LMFAO.
- The fuckwit MC guy saying all these McDonalds stores, but not mentioning Bonno Heights, not even once.
- Banging the table and screaming like bitches when Brad, Todd and Sam got awards :P
- Dancing like a WHOREEEE
- DENITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- No, they didn't serve Maccas :(
- ZAAAAAAAAC!

That's pretty much it for my weekend. (:

OH MY GOD, JAMES IS THE BESTEST PERSON EVER.
Okay so Benita messaged me saying she saw somebody at the shops, and I lol'd. Anyway a few hours later, James, Bronte, Ricky and Endy rock up at my house. Here we are chilling in the garage when James says he served the same people at Coles.
Proceeded to tell me that when they shit talked about me, he stood up for me saying I'm cool and got a heaps good ATAR and stuff (:
I love my friends <3 LOL

And I think that is all for now. Merry Christmas, Buon Natale, Feliz Navidad, Sretan Bozic. <3

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:D Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

THE RESULTS ARE IN.

Not too shabby indeed. :)
UWS here I come, bonus points ftw. :)

This is the faith complex.

It feels as though I have hit a dead end in life. So this is what it's like to be a deadbeat...

You see, since I graduated from high school, and even long before that, I've been asking my work to roster me for more shifts other than a measy four hour shift a week. But do they listen? No. Cue some fifteen year old asking for more shifts, and what do you know? The following week their roster looks much more exciting.

This really shits me. I've finished school, I can work during the day, but yet here I am stuck at home most the time! Sure, if somebody chucks a sickie, I get called in and go to work. But I don't feel as if I deserve to be that person who has to rely on others 'falling sick' (I should really be saying 'not being bothered to come in for work').

So I don't get work, meaning I earn barely enough money -_- I NEED MONEY! What makes it worse is that I've been applying for jobs these past few weeks and I still don't have any offers.

But today I applied for Dominos and Pizza Hut as a driver, as I heard they're in high demand. Just when I thought I might get a lucky break, I find out my car is royally fucked -_- My head gasket fucked up, and mum is hesitant to fix it as she believes it's MY fault. Yeah, because it's MY fault the deadbeat mechanics she sent my car to TWICE for the same problem didn't fix up the problem EACH TIME MY CAR WAS THERE, making my car deteriorate even more. So get fucked it's my fault.

She wants to sell my car, and not buy me a new one. That idea can also get fucked. I need a car. I hate using my mums bomb. My mother is an incompetant driver, and that shows with the massive dint on the side which doesn't look good on my part when I'm sitting in that drivers seat. Which may I add, is on the odd occasion, as she NEVER let's me use her fucking car. Why? Because she's always 'busy' going to some stupid place with it -_- So the dumb whore moves me half an hour away from everything, and expects me NOT to have a car? Idi u tri picke materine, jebes mi sve kurva.

Moving onto yet another topic which serves no good news whatsoever, HSC results.
Yeah that's right, tomorrow, the 16th of December, is the day which determines how successful the fruits of my labour will be. The following day, the 17th, will determine how successful my future will be. That day I will be receiving my ATAR: Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank. HOMO.

So I signed up for the ever so convenient SMS service the Board of Studies offered to the slowly mentally deteriorating bunch of 17 and 18 year olds so that they can essentially have a mental breakdown as quickly as possible. Results are released at 6am, I plan on being awake at 5am just so I can have time to wake up. If I saw my results in my sleepy state, I would probably start mistaking my fail bands as band 6's and then get happy, but then realise they're not band 6's, but band 3's, and essentially jump out of my window. And yes, that would hurt, my room is on the second floor.

Ahh Avenged Sevenfold makes me feel better :)
(And yes, I still think they're awesome. Piss off all you 'hardcore' kids, e.g. ALEX MARSHALL!)

Anyway, some good things now. Got heaps of parties coming up :) Julia's 18th this friday, Joe and Paul's 18th on saturday, as well as Thy Art Is Murder =\ Oh what a dilemma. To go to the two parties, or to a gig that I've been looking forward to for quite a while now? Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess a good thing about not having a car, I can get my mum to drive me around now, meaning I can drinkkkkkkkkkkkk :) Yeah boy.

Christmas is coming up, and because work hasn't given me sufficient shifts, DON'T EXPECT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! Sorry guys. I'm not expecting any presents either, so it's all good =P Honestly the only thing I really wanted was an e-tag so I could cut my commute time down drastically BUT a) Mum thinks I'm too old for gifts and b) I basically now don't have a car for the e-tag to go into -_-

There's a Facebook group; All I want for Christmas is a good ATAR and good HSC marks. 100% me. Please Santa Clause, please make my Christmas wish come true.

Of course, there always is something else I would like.. but I know I won't get it :) Well I shouldn't say 'it', as 'it' is actually an animate object. :)
And none of you will know what this 'it' is :) Don't even bother asking, I won't tell you :)

OH MY FUCKING ALLAH
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*brb gonna shave :)
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*NO
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*FUCK OFF ZOMAYA
*DONT YOU DARE
That just happened. I'M GOING NUTS HERE :@ ZOMAYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*its too annoying
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*but it makes you look manly and god like ;D
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*ROFL
*god like in what way? and sif i dont look manly hmph
*i look...boy-ly
*(A)
*14yr old boy-like
*rofl
   slut          vana.     ∞ says:
*god like in a "OMG FUCK ME NOW" way
- (li) Zommiieee (li) says:
*as if hmph
*sigh* WHEN WILL YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME MATHEW?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NB: I love a man with stubble. Not a beard, not a mow, just stubble. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :) Which is why I hate it when this guy tells me he is going to shave! haha

HAHA now he's got a vote on his personal message, I shall keep you posted on the results :)

Anyway. Enough about that.
I find it quite hilarious that James can manage to find ASIAN music for his car, pump that while driving and actually make the other motorists laugh! LAST NIGHT WAS EPIC. I could not stop laughing the whole way to Chippo. Oh and kudos to Endy for the free chips last night x) Free food always tastes better than paid for food.. or perhaps Endy jizzed in my fries without letting me know? Who knows with Maccas gronks these days :)

This reminded me of the time Tammy licked one of the nuggets in a bitchy customer's 6 pack happy meal, so due to the mothers inconsiderate actions towards us staff, the kid got to enjoy Tammy's saliva on their nugget. HAHAHA!

Oh oh, more recently, FUCKING ASIANS SHOULDN'T GO TO MACCAS. Okay that's a tad mean or racist yes but HONESTLY HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET? The dumbest thing happened. This asian asked for a choc shake, which we gave to them. But then they complained that it wasn't chocolate. Ashleigh was like "Well, we pressed the chocolate button on the machine so obviously you have a chocolate shake." Then he was like "UHH I'M DA CUSTOHHHMEUURRR" so she's like "And I'm the manager, I would know what products I sell." HAHAHAHA

FUCKING ZOMAYA even though EVERYONE voted no to him shaving, he is still gunna do it :( You look less hot shaved!

I think I have milked dry the possible topic of discussions for this blog, so until next time, over and out :)