Sun. Surf. Sand. Alcohol.

That is the best way to describe my week away at Terrigal =)

So it all started on Friday the 20th of November. I awoke at 7am, giddy with excitement, and got ready and made sure everything was packed. Once I was all set, it was off to drive my car for the last time (for a week) to Mista Endy's house. After much debate, and with ALOT of reluctance, I agreed to loan him the car for the week I was away. ==" I do realise that was a dumb thing to do, I should have driven up to Terrigal. HOWEVER none of my friends wanted to drive up with me, and I only found out when I got to Terrigal that they thought I ment they drive too, not me drive them all.. IN MY CAR. =="

Get to Zac's house, and that is where Mista Endy takes his leave for work, with my car =( Bye bye Matty! After watching Zac play Assassin's Creed for a bit, we finally go to the station and meet up with Joe and Benita. Bought some gross chips, then off onto the train we go! =) YAAAYY it begins. We played brisc on the way, as well as discussed Pokemon, a concept which Benita did not understand. Poor thing has not lived.

An hour and a half later, we arrive in Gosford. Find our bus to Terrigal, get on it, and wing it hoping to find our stop (Y) Some derro kids got on the bus at Erina Fair (the westfields of the central coast?) and their attention was immedietly drawn to Zac. Our first random encounter of the holiday -_-. The kids were all like "Why the fuck you going to Terrigal for Schoolies? We go to Bali." OHH SORRRYYYYY BRO, then again, they're so derro I don't even think they can afford it. =)

Continuing on my rant about derros, is the accomodation. You see, since NONE of the nice houses allowed schoolies, and we didn't think of lying to them, we ended up in some derro youth hostel ==" Oh well I guess I couldn't complain, alls I wanted was a place to sleep. Besides, it was really close to the beach :D

So after we got there, we unpacked our beach shit and hit the sand ;D Terrigal beach that day was alright, I mean on other days the sand was rough, filled with shells, and the surf was crap. But that day, the surf was okay >=]
Then we hit the shops. Explored our options for food, THEY HAD COLD ROCK ICE CREAM ;D and Subway =) mmmmmmmmm. A lot of Thai restaurants, and Hungry Wolf Italian restaurant, which Benita said was a good place with a hot guy (Y)

Anyhoo after hitting the town, we went to the lagoon, which was like a 1 minute walk from the hostel. We swam out to the bridge, where locals would jump off into the water. Watched Zac jump LOL! Then all of a sudden, being Zac, he attracted derros and lizards. :|

So he found THAT thing, and named it Jackie (me and Benita: WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEE! haha) and it kept climbing up Zac's torso, inflicting alot of pain on him. THEN some random lagoon derro kids wanted the thing, most likely so they could torture it, so Zac had to put his professional swimming skills into place to swim away from the derros and rescue the whore lizard.

These derro kids were a common reoccurance across this week at Terrigal. It was fun yelling shit like OHH YUCKK and STFU DERROS (Y)

Anyway that night was a lazy night. UNTIL ..
A group of poms asked Zac if their mates could borrow a pair of shoes, seeing as the thongs he was wearing wasn't adequate for entry into the pub. Zac obliged, and the result..

In return for the shoes, they gave us their nice, imported Dutch beer (Y) It was sweet haha! Though they were a tad drunk.. tried hitting on us hahahaa. They came back at like, 4am, and started banging on our doors asking us to hang out.
"COME ON OUT KIDDIESS.. WE'VE GOT ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTESSSS!"
I was like "oh god yuck derros."
Zac snuck out with them haha. Then snuck back in through the windoe at like.. 5am -_-

NEXT DAAAAAAAAY. Quite boring. We had pizza for dindinz. Benita got sent home cos she lost the camera LOOOOL. NEXT DAAAAAAAAY. Benita returns. Burritos for dindinz. Play some Pokemon, watch some TV. Tried to contact other Freeman kids up in Terrigal, but the fuckwits never bothered planning shit. Faggots.

It really pissed me off. We tried to plan shit with them, but the fags would be like "ohh noooo" bla bla fucking bla. Then when the rest of our mates came up, THATS when they would start ringing us planning shit. I think one of them rung up, and in my drunken state I told them off "NAH FUCK YOU, YOU ONLY WANT US WHEN YOUS HAVE NOTHING TO DO, GET FUCKED WE DON'T WANT YOU BYE" haha (:

Cue the arrival of James, Ricky, Alex, Bronte, Cayla and Erika. This is when the party begins (:
They managed to get a nice duplex house kinda thing, ironically about a 5 minute walk away from us. This is where the endless drunkness and hangovers begin :P

Cue regrettable drunken hookups :p I need not mention, because that would be just mean x) but they know who I'm talking about x) Cue a reaaaaaaaaaaaally bad drunk.. BRONTE! And all of us getting worried. Luckily Zac came back to the house to help out, he knew what to do. Ricky was taking a shitload of pics and vids of Bronte passing out and puking :| LOL. Umm what else.. while all this shit was unfolding, I was on the phone to Endy, so he got pretty informed for the next day haha. When I sobered up, I started to be a bitch to Alex and he got sad BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ahh the spa. Spa spa spa! Okay just to make it clear; who gives a fuck if I took off my singlet and sat there in my bra? -_- I had my shorts on, and I don't see you fuckers complaining if somebody is wearing a bikini. Bikini top is the exact same thing as a bra. Joe told me off and even hinted I was being a whore because of it. -_- Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah, the next day Joe decided to go home. Because that pissup isn't his kind of party, and he got sick of cleaning up after people. Well.. I don't get it, cos out of all of us, Zac had the hardest job, and he seemed quite fine with taking care of Bronte. I was the one who cleaned up most the time, all he did was TRY to have control (but miserably fail) and act like the responsible one (in which he miserably failed too). Oh well. One less down.

Wet blankets, heed warning, do not ever go to schoolies, because it won't be you type of party.

I JUST LOST THE GAME.

Okay so next morning I awake and Endy is all like "I cbf going to Terrigal" which kinda ticked me off, cos the only reason I left my car with him for a week was in hopes that a few mates would come up and he would be able to drive them. Well that plan didn't work out, but thats a different story which I don't wanna go into. But yeah I expected at least he would come up. Oh well. Looked like it was no party time for the 'schtoolie' :P (for those of you who aren't bright enough to figure it out, half toolie half schoolie, since after all he is a class of 09 drop out :P)

Okay so cue brunch. AT HUNGRY WOLF! ;D Oh my god they have THE FUCKING BEST PIZZA OUT. And it was only 10 bucks on their lunch time special :P Gotta love cheap good food man =D The poor waitress had to put up with us cheap cunts, as we kept asking what was cheaper and such, oh and kept changing orders. But she loved us. All the waitresses did. We took photos with them too! And they were so flattered (: hahaha.

Around this time, while devouring my nommy pizza, Endy msgs me asking to buy him a case of double blacks. I was quite confuzzled, so was the rest of the crew. But it ment he was actually getting off his butt and coming up =) YAY! The party grows haha.

After our nommy brunch we go back to chill at the house. Sit with Ricky and Cayla while they have their smokes, or hang out with Alex in the bedroom (yeah I realise that sounds bad, you sick children) or dance around to Channel V with Benita! Eventually I had to walk out to the main road so I could find Endy lol. But yeah, cue Mista Endy's arrival!

So then we all decide we wanna go on a Maccas run. The closest Maccas is like.. 15 mins away. I wanted to drive since I was finally reunited with my car, and I thought I got lost when really alls I had to do was keep going LOLOL. Fucking Zac, it's all his fault! Back seat drivers should DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :)

Got our maccas, got back to the house, took orders for alcohol and off the legal kids went to get it (: I think me and Endy shared 'lemon ice blocks' and double blacks between us? Oh I really do not remember.. lol. I remember making a fail vodka+v mix haha, well Erika said she liked it, so perhaps it wasn't fail? Ehhhh.

OH THATS RIGHT. WE ALSO WENT TO THE ROCKS.
It was fun (:
Sat with Endy on the bonnet "SITTING ON THE BONNET", then went down on the rocks and did my loud seagull calls (: haha.

Alex: ARE YOU AN OCEAN, OR A PUDDLE..............

BAD ROMANCE COMES ON, so me and Benita (being half drunk btw) ran to the TV and started mimicking the choreography BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Oh and singing. The bit where she strips and does that pose, yeah I did it. LOL well I didn't strip.. god no.. I wasn't THAT drunk.

What more of that night? Well, more spaspaspa, Alex and Ricky taking pics of the spaspaspa from Alex/James/Bronte's room. OH MY GOD, THE STARFISH. Okay, so the tiled floor near the backyard door got soaked in water as a result of spa goers coming and going. It was so bad, anybody walking on it was guaranteed to slip. I know I did. And I couldn't get up. Everyoen laughed :( BUT IT WAS EVEN FUNNIER TO WATCH CAYLA AND JAMES STRUGGLING LOLOL! They were sliding across, and when they would crash into each other, they would start making starfish on the floor BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shit started going down AGAIN, this time I was the bad one haha. After me and Endy stole more drinks, we decided to mission it to the lagoon. Well, it's not really a mission, it's a short walk there, but still we were quite drunk :P haha. Anyhoos, we informed Bronte (who was staying sober that night, wonder why LOL) and she seemed fine with it. CUE EVERYBODY GETTING PISSY AND THINKING THE WORST/DIRTIEST.
Zac followed us and watched us from the top of the street. Not like he had much to worry about, ha. Cayla and James followed us onto the lagoon, stumbling and shit, so we're like shit =\ and walked them back since they looked way worse than us haha.

Got back to the house, realised everyone was very hostile, so we stole a bottle of JD and went back to the hostel BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sleepy time now, well not for another 20 minutes, that faggot never shuts up when we're trying to sleep. Zac got sooo pissy lol "BOTH OF YOUS, CAN YOU JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER?!?!?!?"
*10 seconds later* "Kurva."
"Kuja."
"Pitchka."
etcetcetc.

NEXT MORNINGGGGGGGGG, as soon the humour of morning hair and states and such is over, its back to the house, and time for Endy to go home. LATERSSSS CUZ.
This day was our beach day x)
Went to Terrigal, but there was shit waves that day. Trekked it to Avoca. Better waves x)

Then what.. went back to the hostel to get mi goreng, and cooked everyone mi goreng x) nommy. Everyone was making plans and not including me and Benita, so we were like FUCK YAS WERE GOING INTO TOWN. We got the keys to the house since they would all be out.. mwahaha. x)
We saw FIRE PEOPLE near the beach, making cool music and such. So we go to check it out.. that's when I hear "IIIVVVZZZZ"
I look and see it was Zeina who called my name. I then saw Natasha and Michelle. I then saw Liana and Tails and Julianne! Me and Benita thought "FINALLY, MORE FREEMAN PEOPLE." They invited us back to their pad for a bit, where we took advantage of the wide variety of drinks ;) ;)
However they eventually pussied out and kicked us out bcos of the 'no guests' rule. Oh well. We walked back to town where everyone still was, mainly bcos they had no way to get into the house COS WE STILL HAD THE KEYS! BAHAHAHA.

At the carpark, we saw some derro schoolies running a muck. The next morning we found out they got evicted from their house due to a hole in the wall BAAAAAAAAAAHAHA.

That night I got extremely tired, but managed NO sleep cos everyone wouldn't stfu!!! Eventually ended up watching Jerry Springer. bahaha. The topic was 'vicious love affairs' and there was some gay niggra who was the mistress and was demanding the cheater go with him, however the cheater ended up proposing to the cheated on the show. The cheated literally made him kiss his ass. BAHAHA!

By then, James got over his stress about the guests, and let us sleep over. I took Alex's bed since Ricky was like HE'S SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT... yerrr... totally not gay at all =P
But we got woken up heaps early cos they had to clean, and do it quick, as they had to be out before 10.30am.

Went back to the hostel with Zac and slept some more. Though not much. The rest eventually rocked up at the hostel and were loud. Alex was playing piano and I was like SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP.. however.. nothing came out..

I had lost my voice.

CUE CELEBRATIONS AND HAPPINESS ON EVERYONES PART, BUT MINE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I GUNNA DO WITHOUT MY VOICE? MY VOICE IS WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM. :(

Does anyone know what I mean when I talk about the Super Mario music when you go down a pipe? Alex was playing that on piano, and sang 'sitting on the toilet' along to it LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Okay now speaking of that, there are memorable quotes from this week away.
-> "Where's the chapstick?"
-> "Sitting on the toilet"
-> "It's Russian"
-> "Ohhhh yuckkkk"
-> "Whatta derro"
-> "Ah shut up ya facken wanker"
-> "YOUURRRRRRRRRRR FACE!"

PHOTO TIME!

EFFING LOL. NEED I SAY MORE?

ALCOHOLZ IN A NO ALCOHOLZ ZONE =O=O=O FUCK WE BAD.

US AT THE BEACH =)

ALEX BOARDING DOWN THE STAIRS BAHAHA.

Okay. Enough photos.
I went home on friday. Arrived back in the hole Liverpool at 3.30pm.
Got picked up by Endy... AND ZOMAYAAAAAAA =D I was so surprised to see him lol but I was quite happy =)
As soon as I got in the car with them I knew I was immedietly at home, and back to reality. With Zomaya talking about 'these ones' and Endy having really bad road rage =) Ahhh welcome home. They could also feel my presence too.
Endy: You know Ivana is back.. WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY FROM HER LOUDNESS
You all love me (:
That trip was quite lol. Spoke about 'chronic masturbation' ............ really don't wanna know lol.

But yeah. The rest stayed up a bit longer. In the space of 2 days I missed so much. THEY GOT ROLLED AND CHASED AND KICKED OUT OF THE HOSTEL! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Ah well. And now I await all the photos from everyone else, and of course, THE VIDEOS.

But all in all. It was the best trip away, I loved Schoolies 09.
I would become a toolie anyday :P haha.
Over and out!

Prom night.

17th of November, 2009. Twas the night of my Year 12 Formal. :)

After rushing around to get hair and makeup done, put the damn dress on etc etc, one look in the mirror and I realised I looked like Lady Gaga.

Pics? Maybe later. Gotta find some. Just check my Facebook.. eventually.

So Lauren's mum kindly took us into the city, while I left Matty with Mista Handycock :) I couldn't help but to think, at the back of my mind, of worst case scenarios that could happen. Here are just a few:
-> Endy getting into an accident.
-> Totalling my car as a result. OR
-> Getting injured as a result. (But like I care about him, my car is more important =P)
-> Endy busting something in the car from his psycho driving
-> Eshlad Escape take two occuring for some reason?

Got to the Doltone House :) Everyone looked so nice! Formal night was kinda.. bleh. I mean, it's a school event, so of course teachers will still impose rules.
Vrlic: A few housekeeping rules.. absolutely no smoking on the premisis..
Ivana: AHHH SUCKED IN RICKY!
Vrlic: .. anyone caught with alcohol will be asked to leave
Whole grade: AWWWWWWWWWWW
HAHAHA!

Typical Paul, shows me the hidden small Absolut bottles in his blazer pocket. HAHA!

So yeah, photos and catching up aside, one thing about formal; FOOD. Usually shit food. This was no exception =\ lol.

But we also got our Year 12 commemorative DVD :) and we watched one part of it at the formal. Everytime a fug photo of me came up, couldn't help but lol at it.

I think the highlight of the night, was my last minute 'after party' planning, and somehow turning the 'after party' from being just me, Endy, Zomaya, and Marshall, to them PLUS Benita, Zac, Lisa, James, Ricky and Joe.. and BRONTE! I just told everyone to meet at my works carpark and we'll figure out where to go from there xD Hmm what else.. oh yes! Me and Benita following James into the mens toilet, and taking photos at the urinals LOLOL!! Oh and James stealing that water cooler thing BAHAHAHA and with such stealth too!

For a formal, you'd think there would be more dancing.. but no, only about 1/2 an hours worth of it =\ OH well. Most songs they played were shit.

Oh, rant time. Haven't really had a rant in a while.
I find it quite funny, when people who you once considered a friend, completely turn their back on you but then when they're all lonered, run back and act like nothing ever happened. This was the case THROUGHOUT the year with a particular person. This person decided to stop hanging out with us for some odd reason, and didn't sit near us or even try talk to us for a whole year. Okay, so apparently something 'traumatic' happened to her, but no offence, dogging your friends isn't the way to get 'sympathy'. And yet, I find it funny how she still wanted our sympathy. Whatever. What pisses me off, is that because this person has like.. no friends at all.. at every school related event, she runs back to us as if nothing has changed and she's been hanging out with us for the entire year. This was the case at formal. She's not on our table, but yet she decided to jump into our 'professional' photo, because, you know, she's part of our 'group'. ==" This really pissed me off at the formal. So much so, that I wasn't afraid to say to Benita outloud "She shouldn't even be in this fucking photo, she's not exactly our friend anymore". You may read this and see the 'trauma' part and think "wow Ivana cut them some slack". I really shouldn't. We've all tried to talk to her, and get her to open up, but hey, she's never been the type to open up. She always keeps things to herself. She never realised that that is what FRIENDS are for, to tell shit and to help you through shit. So yeah, I just think it's fucking stupid to completely sever ties with people, then try and quickly rekindle these ties purely out of necessity. Fuck you.

By the way, your dress was fucking horrible, can't you shop somewhere OTHER than Ice for once? I mean, it is your formal.. and your makeup? Don't even get me started on that atrocity. Your face should not look like it got into a fight with a bag of flour, especially with YOUR skintone.

Anyway back to happy things! :)

As quickly as it came, it finished. (LMFAO INNUENDO MUCH)
Lozz's mum took us home, and there was the three faggots waiting in my car :)
Lauren the idiot opens the blinds when we were ment to be getting changed, and I hear Alex yell out TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS! I lol'd and closed the blinds, also told them to stfu cos her mum would hear.
That's when the msgs started.
Endy: Message me you stupid bitch. Show your tits for the boys.
Alex: Tits out for the boys!
So then me and Lauren 'flash' them (not like we showed much, perhaps some cleavage?)..
Endy: Go again so I can take a photo.
LMFAO!

Anyway so I'm an idiot who left all my formal shit at Laurens ==" Off I went with the three fags. Met up with everyone else at the BP, and decided to go to the hill.

Not only did we venture to the peak, but we actually took a walk into the 'bushes'. You see, the hill has a pathway, which we never went on.. until then lol. It leads to the M7.. and the GNOME TREE! This one tree, empty of leaves and nigel from the rest. It has to be the distinct gnome tree.
Alex: Do you hear that? It's the sound of gnomes.

That's when we decided to go gnoming, so the gnome tree would actually have some gnomes lol. So here are 4 P plater cars driving along to Bossley, where we split and have a competition for whoever finds the most gnomes. Hands down James won, his Starlet was FILLED with gnomes. However, with Alex on my team, we managed to swipe two MASSIVE statues. HAHA!

Endy drove past multicoloured lights, and he's like LETS TAKE THOSE! I'm like nah. When we did our meet up at Marconi, it turns out JAMES stole two hahahaha!

After that, we went back to the hill/Cecil shops carpark. Then we all got hungry and went GV maccas. Benita and Joe went home. Then Zac randomly left =\ Left two cars.

Cue Alex, myself and Endy being fuckwits to his manager in drivethru.
"Can we have some crumpets, english tea and scones with jam please? FUCKING HURRY YA WANKER"
His manager is cool (: Gave us upgrades and what not LOL

OH BTW; James used the word 'wanker' so bloody much, to the point where it's lost all meaning! haha.

At this point, Alex threw Endy's coke at James' car while he was filling up at the servo. We go back to d/t and stock up on waters. EPIC FUCKING LOLS; Alex is hurling waters from over the drive thru hedges to where James parked! HAHAHAHA!!! Me and Endy almost died from laughter. By the way, Alex can throw pretty far haha.

Zac rings us and says he didn't wanna hang out cos he thought cops would find out we went gnoming (wtf?) and invited us back to his place.

Went to hang out in his bushes (Zac lives in woop woop for those who didn't know), had a few drinks, mucked around with the cars a bit. Like letting them roll down without the engine being on haha. But by about.. 5am, we decided to go.

Not before a trip to Car Lovers, my car was dirty and had dirt inside from the fucking gnome statues. LOL!

Endy the bitch wetted me :( I was SOAKED. Dumb slut lol.

He walked home cos he was scared of what I would do to him LOL but he left his phone and keycard in my car. So here's me, James and Bronte stalking him slowly as he walks home, with me holding his shit out the window. Eventually he got it back, after we drove around him in circles in his street HAHAHA

Got back at 6.20am. Fucking didn't get to sleep till 8.30am. Woke up at 3pm. Worst headache followed.

But overall, a good way to end Formal night, and I quite liked Formal night as I looked so nice :) haha!

Terrigal on friday (: Expect my next blog to be about our adventures in Terrigal! haha. Over and out lads xo

Just a wee little bit.

FUCK YES HSC IS FINISHED! PARTY TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOO =)

Didn't go off like that quite at the start. Got hit with a shock: we're moving back into our old house in Woodcroft; near Blacktown. -_-" Mum: we're going this weekend. BITCH! So I am typing this from my new room/old room whatever back in the ghetto =(

I miss Greenies.

Anyway then after that, I was looking forward to James/Bronte's party so much for like.. a month. The day had come. And what happens? My period pain wouldn't fuck off, and I kept taking pills, to the point where I guess my body rejected it and I PUKED LIKE A BITCHHHHHHHH!

I was so sad. My plans = ruined. Or so it seemed..

While I was stuck on the couch, weak as shit, everyone was calling up and asking if I was coming. Most the time I didn't answer the phone, too weak to talk. Kinda sucked but eh. Zomaya didn't have a way there, Endy didn't want to go. Opps =\ haha!

Anyway I managed to get a litle bit better at like.. 9ish? By that time, Endy and Zomaya had joined forces and were texting me and begging me to come. With a little motivation from Kirra, I found the strength to put on a maxi dress LOL! Didn't find the bothered-ness to do my hair or make up, so off I went, time left: 9.55pm.

Arrival at Hinchinbrook Maccas: 10:15pm (ish). I drove like Endy. HAHA! It's usually a half an hour drive, and I managed to cut it down to like.. 20 mins haha. So yeah, they get in the car, we head off to Bronte's house =)

Get there, and everyones all like OMG YOU CAMEEEEEE! esp Benita. Boy she was glad to see me. HAHA! Met a few randoms, hung around and shit. Let Endy and Zomaya take off to Greenies to get to the tavern to buy alcohol.. the things I do for my friends, letting them use my car ==" LOL

Jake gave me his can of JD which was almost finished, and cos I had already thrown up the only thing I had eaten all day, I got tipsy pretty quickly lol. Matt x 2 were like AREN'T YOU DESO? And I'm like "Bitch I was never ment to be deso for this party!" HAHA! Decided I would stay the night (:

But that wasn't the case. We went out driving HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We left cos we got hungry, and there was no food left. So off to Maccas it was.. haha. Placed our orders; "A KRABBY PATTY" haha, Endy bummed smokes while me and Zomaya went to get more food haha, then we went to Cecil!

Zomaya thought to put a bit of spice into things, he would take us to the OTHER hill. Fail. It was harder to get up than the original hill, and the view wasn't that great. The original hill had a better view lol.

Zomaya was tired.. too tired. For some reason =\ But yeah, me and Endy did our best to keep him up. The usual stuff, raping him, touching him, what not. But, once we got back into the car, he fell asleep. So we continued our scenic drive around the hills of Cecil.

I tried to find Christmas lights so I could yell out IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET, but only found like.. one =\ haha! Attempted to go gnoming, but no gnomes were found either.. damn. Seeing Zomaya all sleepy and passed out made us.. sleepy too. Haha.

But we kept on going. Got into this street of Cecil we never went into before, when Endy see's a person near a car. He comments on how the person looks like Joel Nedved. I slow down, take a look, and agree that this person indeed looks like Joel. Cue driving past the same spot at least 6 times trying to figure out if it really is Joel HAHAHA!

I finally get the courage to stop and speak up. AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE NONE OTHER THAN............................ JOEL NEDVED. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X 1000000
"Is that you Ivana? ... AND MATTHEW ENDYCOTT?!?!?!"
"AND ZOMAYA IN THE BACK PASSED OUT!"
Hahaha. Kept going back afterwards to high beam him and his.. occupant :) haha.

Then what.. hmm.. Endy started having withdrawls, so I drove to the servo. Epic lol.
Indian guy: ID?
*Endy flashes ID*
Indian guy: You've only been eighteen for 15 days.
*When walking out* FUCKKKK HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
hahaha!

Keep on driving around Cecil, at this stage I think Zomaya woke up and was sitting up FINALLY.
Ivana: Oh Zomaya's up.
Endy: Bullshit *turns around* WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Not for very long though, he went back to sleep haha.

I think this time of night I was quite sleepy, I don't seem to remember much.. well I remember driving around the 'jewish' side of Cecil and Endy saying 'just a wee little bit' to anything that I said. "SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

Okay, seriously, how did you sleep Zomaya with me screaming? LOL

We ended up going to fucking Maccas and having a quick nap there.. WTF LOL.

Dropped Endy off at home cos we figured it was time to go to fucking bed. Driving Zomaya home, and I get a phone call. "I'M LOCKED OUT"
Sup again, Endy. LOLOLOL

Took Zomaya home. Estimated time: 4.30am. The horizon was already looking blue. Suns coming up, awh shit. I was way too tired to treck back to SHITTOWN (as Benita calls it) :) or THE GHETTO (as Jen calls it) :) so its time to call it a night.. in my car.. in that famous parking spot on the street next to Matt's. LOLOLOLOL.

Not like we got to sleep till like.. 5 or 6 LOL. That fuckwit didn't shutup! :) Okay I helped just a wee little bit.. haha, but no joke, if the 'plan' works out, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH. ROFL.

Best sleep I ever had. I woke up at 8.30am thanks to Kirra's text message, woke up with neck pain and had to drive 'home' -_- came back at 8.50am, showered, texted Kirra a bit more, went to sleep. Woke up at 1.30pm, had work at 4. Boy was I dead for work lol..

Why is it that I always do my all nighters/fail all nighters BEFORE a work day? ffs I fail. haha!

But yeah I figured I should blog about my saturday night, since many funnies were had. And it probably topped the list of weird shit me and Matt get up to haha!

Anyway, over and out. Last minute formal shopping, then the formal. :)

SHIT FUCK PISS

ALOT HAS FUCKING HAPPENED YOU GUISE OMFG.

I haven't fucking blogged in FOREVER.

Okay. There have been many dramas. Which I so cannot be fucked going into, because others have already taken the liberty of doing so in their respective blogs (Y) Never was the type to like drama, of course, who would like drama? But meh. It made me realise that I shouldn't make friends with people who carry excess baggage therefore being a magnet for drama.

Most importantly, I have almost completed my Higher School Certificate. Yeah, I somehow managed to survive.. haha! My last exam is this coming Wednesday, the 11th of November (Y) Society and Culture! Ahh for those of you who pay attention to fine detail, that date has been on my MSN personal message since the HSC timetables got released at the end of April. So yeah, you bet I'm fucking excited for that day to finally be here..

I can smell that sweet aroma of freedom <3

My exams have contrasted from extremely easy to extremely FUCKED.
Modern History kicks off at the extremely easy end.. I KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S MODERN FUCKING HISTORY, HOW CAN THAT BE EASY? Trust me. The exam writers must have gotten real lazy and decided they couldn't be assed writing a hard exam. And how I love them for it. Then on this scale of mine I have drawn up in my head, I would say Retail Services was next on this scale. Followed by both English papers somewhere in the middle. Legal Studies is inclining more towards the extremely fucked end, damn that 10 marker on crime! But nothing beats Studies of Religion. Now that was EXTREMELY FUCKED. So much so, that there was contraversy all over the news, radio and peeved HSC students even made Facebook groups against that exam! LOL

It was so funny reading stories of entire grades leaving the room, without even ATTEMPTING the paper. Exams being stopped because people were CRYING. Oh my god.. what the fuck? LOL! Well this is good for my school. We have a "no walk policy" meaning we have to stay the whole duration of an exam. So this made us attempt the fucked essay question. And a little birdie (*cough*my Retail teacher*cough*) told me that our school is the standard that the essay is being marked to for the whole state. BAND 6'S ALL AROUND GUYS! HAHA!

Haha but enough about the damned HSC :)

But of course I haven't been out much because of it. Okay I lied. I was out a little bit. Only a little. But that was during my big gap between English 2 and Modern (9 fucking days).

I think the most noteable of these rare outings was halloween :)

I was planning to study for Modern that night. However Eden convinced me to go to some Bossley halloween party. I had gotten a Facebook invite for it, but dismissed it when it said "BOSSLEY YEAR 10S ONLY". Eden told me "If you got the invite, you're invited, so just go". So me, Alex and Ricky got dressed up: Me as a train, Alex as a murder victim, Ricky as himself (he wore a mask ROFL) and off we went. We got inside, and the girl, though I know her, was like "Umm.. I didn't invite yous.."

Uhh.. oh shit lol.

I'm like "Uhh I got a Facebook invite .."

She's like "Oh at least yous are in costume. Come in" SCORE :P

Ran into Andy, Alana, Cassie, this kid that lives across the road from GANGA who we would hang out with, oh and Thomas and his hilarious friends! :)

But, we decided that party was kinda crap. We left in order to walk around Abbotsbury.

This is when we went to the shops. Ran into a bunch of Arabs. Eden knew them (trust LOL) oh and this one guy was HILARIOUS. He wore some fucking doily, right, and this is what happens..
Doily man to Alana: WHAT ARE YOU? AN ANGEL? A MODEL?
Ivana to doily man: WHAT ARE YOU? A TABLE?

*cue everybody PISSING THEMSELVES*

After that, we walked down the road to Edensor for another party. Which was kinda boring too. But hey, I got cookies from it :P

Kirra rings up, DRUNK OFF HER TITS! James also rings me, saying he's coming home from Fishers Ghost and wants to hang out. Tell him to meet us in Abbotsbury.

Walk back to Abbotsbury where I left my car, and decide to drive to Cecil because APPARENTLY Gaybo was having a pissup? On the way, pick up Zomaya because we didn't know where Gaybo lived.

Got to Gaybo's, but his parents didnt let them out -_-"
This is when Alex jumped on James' roof, dinted it, and James drove off in a fit of rage.
Leaving me having to fit SIX people into my car.
It wasn't good. Now my car makes a squealing noise when I brake.

NTS: get that checked out.

Drop Zomaya off, get back to Abbotsbury. Hang out at the park on Bancroft Road. This is when I had my mad stack when I misjudged the height of a platform, fell off when trying to get off it and rolling onto the floor! HAHAHAHAHA!

James and Bronte call it a night, Alana and Cassie get picked up, Claire and Josh also call it a night. Leaving me, Alex and Ricky, the people who always want to stay out just that little bit longer :P
We got peckish, so off to Green Valley maccas we go!

It was sooo fucking slow though. I was Facebooking on my phone, "dgood Green Valley maccas drive thru, yeah Endy, your maccas is shit!". Like a minute later, I'm getting msgs from his friend to call him. So I do..
"IVANA!! GET ME FOOOOD!! I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY!!!"
We had to endure that fucking line TWICE because your stupid manager wouldn't let us order at the fucking window!

Anyway, we get our food and get to ESHAYZZZ street. Sitting around in the car eating, pondering what to do. IDEA! *ping* GNOMING.

Basically, for those who don't know, you go searching streets for a gnome, when you find one, you take it.

We, however, took it a tad further. Not only did we take gnomes, but for sale signs, BIG ASS STATUES OF ANGEL BABIES, witches hats and solar lights.

We got a pretty good stash of gnomes, even if they were rare to find. Trawling Cecil Hills, particularly that 'best garden street 2004' one, and Abbotsbury.

What do to with the gnomes? Arrange them on James' front lawn! ROFL!

Here we are, at 2am and 5am respectively, putting gnomes all over his front lawn bahaha. Not to mention the for sale sign, with Endy messaging him "How much is your house going for?" bahahaha.

I think the highlight was the gargoyle and the baby. We saw gargoyles, but I was like "nah that's cemented, impossible to take". We then saw babies, and Alex, the hero he is, tried to take them. However, he succeeded...

But fuck it was so fucking heavy. HAHA!
Lucky Alex is a tank from the gym >_> haha.

Oh, it was also pretty funny watching Ricky and Endy struggling to get that BIG for sale sign into my car on the main road in Cecil Hills, with cars going past HAHA!
We resorted to going to the deserted part of Green Valley with all the land for sale, and even with the smaller sign, poor Alex was squished by it hahaha!

Oohoh then we went for 4.30am hash browns <3 mmmmmm

Ohoh and we took the meaning of 'dgood' to a whole new level that night. Basically we added a d infront of every word we said. We are retards.

When we finished decorating James' yard, I noticed the sun was coming up. I then realised that he hill would be a mad place to go now, to watch the sun rise. Here we are, speeding to get to the hill while its still dark, and we got there on time! The view was so nice :)



Though Alex and Ricky kinda spoilt it with their uhh.. bodily excretions... >_> HAHA!

Suns up, and time to take everyone home. Get to Endy's when he realises, he left his smokes on top of the hill. GOOD. ONE. DICKHEAD.

We go back to the hill, and get Alex to get them, since he's the tall, lanky one. His legs can bound up that hill and back so quick. 1.45 to be precise :P haha! Yep we timed.

Smokes and smoker reunited, time to go home. Finally. At 6-fucking-AM! I crashed out haha. Woke up at 1. Had work at 5. FML! I was so tired. They also asked me to stay back for close. MORE FML!

But yeah, that all nighter surely will not be forgotten :)

Okay now it's time to get excited for all the things coming up post HSC! :)
James and Bronte's party, Viet's dress up party (I decided I'm going as a scene kid LAWLZ), FREEMAN YEAR 12 FORMAL <3, SCHOOLIES; TERRIGAL <3 AHHHHHHHHHH. Uber fun fun fun. 16th December: HSC results. Oh dear. Then the next day I find out my ATAR, and see whether or not I can get into any of the uni courses I applied for.

I had an odd dream last night. I got my HSC results, had a band 6 in English and Modern History (which reminds me of my School Certificate results; band 6 in English and History), but for some reason it said that IPT was a subject I took and that I got a band 2 in that exam =\ So I complained to the school, and it got sorted and yeah. Then I found out I got into UNSW =D And I got all happy cos it meant that I could move out haha!

Really cannot wait for Formal. We get our specialised FCC 09 DVD's, and we get to look all dolled up! :) Gunna ask my mum if Benita and Lauren can crash at mine for the 'after party', hopefully she let's because it's 'Benita and Lauren' HAHA!

TERRIGAL! <3 A week of complete and utter drunk shenenigans. There will not be a minute that I will stay sober! Haha! Okay maybe when I'm at the beach.. and I plan on being at the beach ALOT :) Me, Benita, Joe and Zac staying in a 'hostel' =\ But me and Benita are planning on crashing in James' rented apartment a few times ;) haha!

I cannot wait for my week away. I need time away from this shithole, and from some of the people in it =\

Ooo and mummy said we will probably go Melbourne after my week at Terrigal! :) Yay! Get to see my cousins (those fags HAHA) and the family and what not. More escape from this shithole =)

OHOHOH and yesterday, myself, THE Jen and Brennybabes and company went to Fishers Ghost! It was quite fun :) Only went on one right; the ChaCha. Bad mistake to wear a skirt. I ended up flashing all of Campbelltown. The ride was fucking hilarious though.
*spinning fast like mofos*
Ivana: AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH
Brendan: FUCKING STFU DO YOU EVER STOP SCREAMING
Ivana: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wasn't screaming from fright, I was screaming from joy ;D haha!

It turned to fright though..

Ivana: Ohh the rides slowing down!
Brendan: About time
*carnies trick us and all of a sudden make the ride go UBER FAST*
Brendan and Ivana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Worst. Whiplash. Out.

My whole day yesterday was totally random actually. I randomly drove past Alessandro and company, I randomly decided to go to Fishers Ghost, James and Bronte were randomly at GV maccas (Endy told them to wait for me haha!)
Now now I must tell you about me and Brendan in the store. Endy rings me just as we leave Campbelltown, saying that hes working front counter and to go annoy him!
We get there, and walk on in, and just annoyannoyannoy :) God I love it when it's not ME behind the counter as it usually is haha!
Then he's got a headset on. So me and Brenny hit the drive thru!

Fucking maccas camera. "Halo, kako si?" Came out of the speakerbox, not the generic "Hi, what can I get you?" THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
Cue Brendan's asian accent "UHHH HERRRROOO KEN I HEV EH SOFT SERV AND A LARGE COCK"
Cue my "CAN I HAVE A WHOPPER, A ZINGER, A KRABBY PATTY"
ahahaha :) I eventually ordered a soft serve. Paid Endy in all 5 cent coins HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Worth it, I got a MASSIVE soft serve.. which I didn't even finish and ended up throwing into the Valley Plaza carpark haha!

Hung out outside Bronte's house, with James and Bronte on their kiddy cars they found. Endy sitting on my boot, I see cops, I hit him until he realises he needs to get off, we act uhh.. not suspicious. Cops stop and say "Well this is the strangest thing I've ever seen" HAHAHAHA! TALKING ABOUT BRON AND JAMES ON THEIR TOY CARS HAHAAH! After asking if we're randomly here, and Bronte saying she lives across the road, he bids us goodnight and leaves. BEST COPPER OUT HAHAHA!

Anyway it is quite late, and I think I've updated you all enough on this past month or so. Over and out xo