SHIT FUCK PISS

ALOT HAS FUCKING HAPPENED YOU GUISE OMFG.

I haven't fucking blogged in FOREVER.

Okay. There have been many dramas. Which I so cannot be fucked going into, because others have already taken the liberty of doing so in their respective blogs (Y) Never was the type to like drama, of course, who would like drama? But meh. It made me realise that I shouldn't make friends with people who carry excess baggage therefore being a magnet for drama.

Most importantly, I have almost completed my Higher School Certificate. Yeah, I somehow managed to survive.. haha! My last exam is this coming Wednesday, the 11th of November (Y) Society and Culture! Ahh for those of you who pay attention to fine detail, that date has been on my MSN personal message since the HSC timetables got released at the end of April. So yeah, you bet I'm fucking excited for that day to finally be here..

I can smell that sweet aroma of freedom <3

My exams have contrasted from extremely easy to extremely FUCKED.
Modern History kicks off at the extremely easy end.. I KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S MODERN FUCKING HISTORY, HOW CAN THAT BE EASY? Trust me. The exam writers must have gotten real lazy and decided they couldn't be assed writing a hard exam. And how I love them for it. Then on this scale of mine I have drawn up in my head, I would say Retail Services was next on this scale. Followed by both English papers somewhere in the middle. Legal Studies is inclining more towards the extremely fucked end, damn that 10 marker on crime! But nothing beats Studies of Religion. Now that was EXTREMELY FUCKED. So much so, that there was contraversy all over the news, radio and peeved HSC students even made Facebook groups against that exam! LOL

It was so funny reading stories of entire grades leaving the room, without even ATTEMPTING the paper. Exams being stopped because people were CRYING. Oh my god.. what the fuck? LOL! Well this is good for my school. We have a "no walk policy" meaning we have to stay the whole duration of an exam. So this made us attempt the fucked essay question. And a little birdie (*cough*my Retail teacher*cough*) told me that our school is the standard that the essay is being marked to for the whole state. BAND 6'S ALL AROUND GUYS! HAHA!

Haha but enough about the damned HSC :)

But of course I haven't been out much because of it. Okay I lied. I was out a little bit. Only a little. But that was during my big gap between English 2 and Modern (9 fucking days).

I think the most noteable of these rare outings was halloween :)

I was planning to study for Modern that night. However Eden convinced me to go to some Bossley halloween party. I had gotten a Facebook invite for it, but dismissed it when it said "BOSSLEY YEAR 10S ONLY". Eden told me "If you got the invite, you're invited, so just go". So me, Alex and Ricky got dressed up: Me as a train, Alex as a murder victim, Ricky as himself (he wore a mask ROFL) and off we went. We got inside, and the girl, though I know her, was like "Umm.. I didn't invite yous.."

Uhh.. oh shit lol.

I'm like "Uhh I got a Facebook invite .."

She's like "Oh at least yous are in costume. Come in" SCORE :P

Ran into Andy, Alana, Cassie, this kid that lives across the road from GANGA who we would hang out with, oh and Thomas and his hilarious friends! :)

But, we decided that party was kinda crap. We left in order to walk around Abbotsbury.

This is when we went to the shops. Ran into a bunch of Arabs. Eden knew them (trust LOL) oh and this one guy was HILARIOUS. He wore some fucking doily, right, and this is what happens..
Doily man to Alana: WHAT ARE YOU? AN ANGEL? A MODEL?
Ivana to doily man: WHAT ARE YOU? A TABLE?

*cue everybody PISSING THEMSELVES*

After that, we walked down the road to Edensor for another party. Which was kinda boring too. But hey, I got cookies from it :P

Kirra rings up, DRUNK OFF HER TITS! James also rings me, saying he's coming home from Fishers Ghost and wants to hang out. Tell him to meet us in Abbotsbury.

Walk back to Abbotsbury where I left my car, and decide to drive to Cecil because APPARENTLY Gaybo was having a pissup? On the way, pick up Zomaya because we didn't know where Gaybo lived.

Got to Gaybo's, but his parents didnt let them out -_-"
This is when Alex jumped on James' roof, dinted it, and James drove off in a fit of rage.
Leaving me having to fit SIX people into my car.
It wasn't good. Now my car makes a squealing noise when I brake.

NTS: get that checked out.

Drop Zomaya off, get back to Abbotsbury. Hang out at the park on Bancroft Road. This is when I had my mad stack when I misjudged the height of a platform, fell off when trying to get off it and rolling onto the floor! HAHAHAHAHA!

James and Bronte call it a night, Alana and Cassie get picked up, Claire and Josh also call it a night. Leaving me, Alex and Ricky, the people who always want to stay out just that little bit longer :P
We got peckish, so off to Green Valley maccas we go!

It was sooo fucking slow though. I was Facebooking on my phone, "dgood Green Valley maccas drive thru, yeah Endy, your maccas is shit!". Like a minute later, I'm getting msgs from his friend to call him. So I do..
"IVANA!! GET ME FOOOOD!! I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY!!!"
We had to endure that fucking line TWICE because your stupid manager wouldn't let us order at the fucking window!

Anyway, we get our food and get to ESHAYZZZ street. Sitting around in the car eating, pondering what to do. IDEA! *ping* GNOMING.

Basically, for those who don't know, you go searching streets for a gnome, when you find one, you take it.

We, however, took it a tad further. Not only did we take gnomes, but for sale signs, BIG ASS STATUES OF ANGEL BABIES, witches hats and solar lights.

We got a pretty good stash of gnomes, even if they were rare to find. Trawling Cecil Hills, particularly that 'best garden street 2004' one, and Abbotsbury.

What do to with the gnomes? Arrange them on James' front lawn! ROFL!

Here we are, at 2am and 5am respectively, putting gnomes all over his front lawn bahaha. Not to mention the for sale sign, with Endy messaging him "How much is your house going for?" bahahaha.

I think the highlight was the gargoyle and the baby. We saw gargoyles, but I was like "nah that's cemented, impossible to take". We then saw babies, and Alex, the hero he is, tried to take them. However, he succeeded...

But fuck it was so fucking heavy. HAHA!
Lucky Alex is a tank from the gym >_> haha.

Oh, it was also pretty funny watching Ricky and Endy struggling to get that BIG for sale sign into my car on the main road in Cecil Hills, with cars going past HAHA!
We resorted to going to the deserted part of Green Valley with all the land for sale, and even with the smaller sign, poor Alex was squished by it hahaha!

Oohoh then we went for 4.30am hash browns <3 mmmmmm

Ohoh and we took the meaning of 'dgood' to a whole new level that night. Basically we added a d infront of every word we said. We are retards.

When we finished decorating James' yard, I noticed the sun was coming up. I then realised that he hill would be a mad place to go now, to watch the sun rise. Here we are, speeding to get to the hill while its still dark, and we got there on time! The view was so nice :)



Though Alex and Ricky kinda spoilt it with their uhh.. bodily excretions... >_> HAHA!

Suns up, and time to take everyone home. Get to Endy's when he realises, he left his smokes on top of the hill. GOOD. ONE. DICKHEAD.

We go back to the hill, and get Alex to get them, since he's the tall, lanky one. His legs can bound up that hill and back so quick. 1.45 to be precise :P haha! Yep we timed.

Smokes and smoker reunited, time to go home. Finally. At 6-fucking-AM! I crashed out haha. Woke up at 1. Had work at 5. FML! I was so tired. They also asked me to stay back for close. MORE FML!

But yeah, that all nighter surely will not be forgotten :)

Okay now it's time to get excited for all the things coming up post HSC! :)
James and Bronte's party, Viet's dress up party (I decided I'm going as a scene kid LAWLZ), FREEMAN YEAR 12 FORMAL <3, SCHOOLIES; TERRIGAL <3 AHHHHHHHHHH. Uber fun fun fun. 16th December: HSC results. Oh dear. Then the next day I find out my ATAR, and see whether or not I can get into any of the uni courses I applied for.

I had an odd dream last night. I got my HSC results, had a band 6 in English and Modern History (which reminds me of my School Certificate results; band 6 in English and History), but for some reason it said that IPT was a subject I took and that I got a band 2 in that exam =\ So I complained to the school, and it got sorted and yeah. Then I found out I got into UNSW =D And I got all happy cos it meant that I could move out haha!

Really cannot wait for Formal. We get our specialised FCC 09 DVD's, and we get to look all dolled up! :) Gunna ask my mum if Benita and Lauren can crash at mine for the 'after party', hopefully she let's because it's 'Benita and Lauren' HAHA!

TERRIGAL! <3 A week of complete and utter drunk shenenigans. There will not be a minute that I will stay sober! Haha! Okay maybe when I'm at the beach.. and I plan on being at the beach ALOT :) Me, Benita, Joe and Zac staying in a 'hostel' =\ But me and Benita are planning on crashing in James' rented apartment a few times ;) haha!

I cannot wait for my week away. I need time away from this shithole, and from some of the people in it =\

Ooo and mummy said we will probably go Melbourne after my week at Terrigal! :) Yay! Get to see my cousins (those fags HAHA) and the family and what not. More escape from this shithole =)

OHOHOH and yesterday, myself, THE Jen and Brennybabes and company went to Fishers Ghost! It was quite fun :) Only went on one right; the ChaCha. Bad mistake to wear a skirt. I ended up flashing all of Campbelltown. The ride was fucking hilarious though.
*spinning fast like mofos*
Ivana: AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH
Brendan: FUCKING STFU DO YOU EVER STOP SCREAMING
Ivana: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wasn't screaming from fright, I was screaming from joy ;D haha!

It turned to fright though..

Ivana: Ohh the rides slowing down!
Brendan: About time
*carnies trick us and all of a sudden make the ride go UBER FAST*
Brendan and Ivana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Worst. Whiplash. Out.

My whole day yesterday was totally random actually. I randomly drove past Alessandro and company, I randomly decided to go to Fishers Ghost, James and Bronte were randomly at GV maccas (Endy told them to wait for me haha!)
Now now I must tell you about me and Brendan in the store. Endy rings me just as we leave Campbelltown, saying that hes working front counter and to go annoy him!
We get there, and walk on in, and just annoyannoyannoy :) God I love it when it's not ME behind the counter as it usually is haha!
Then he's got a headset on. So me and Brenny hit the drive thru!

Fucking maccas camera. "Halo, kako si?" Came out of the speakerbox, not the generic "Hi, what can I get you?" THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
Cue Brendan's asian accent "UHHH HERRRROOO KEN I HEV EH SOFT SERV AND A LARGE COCK"
Cue my "CAN I HAVE A WHOPPER, A ZINGER, A KRABBY PATTY"
ahahaha :) I eventually ordered a soft serve. Paid Endy in all 5 cent coins HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Worth it, I got a MASSIVE soft serve.. which I didn't even finish and ended up throwing into the Valley Plaza carpark haha!

Hung out outside Bronte's house, with James and Bronte on their kiddy cars they found. Endy sitting on my boot, I see cops, I hit him until he realises he needs to get off, we act uhh.. not suspicious. Cops stop and say "Well this is the strangest thing I've ever seen" HAHAHAHA! TALKING ABOUT BRON AND JAMES ON THEIR TOY CARS HAHAAH! After asking if we're randomly here, and Bronte saying she lives across the road, he bids us goodnight and leaves. BEST COPPER OUT HAHAHA!

Anyway it is quite late, and I think I've updated you all enough on this past month or so. Over and out xo