I was bored right.. so I was reading through all my comments on MySpace. I found a certain comment were somebody was lolling at something that I had wrote on my MySpace blog.. and I thought "OOO lets check this out". So I went onto it.. and HOLLYYY FUCKKK I WAS A FUNNY KID IN YR 9 YR 10 AND 11 LOLOLOOL!! I'm going to share two entries with you, which I absolutely ROFLED at. 2008 Defining Moments, and Maccas Shenenigans (though it is a bit old, I wrote in in Yr 10 so alot of people I now know won't be in it since they didn't work then :P And also people who may have long quit)
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MACCAS!
[at ice skating]
joel: you workin tonight?
ivana: yeh you?
joel: omg yes WATCH OUT UR GONNA COP IT
ivana: BRING ITTT
[walk into maccas and sees kryst and joe]
ivana: OMGGGGG *tackle hug*
[walks outta change rooms to the sight of the whole back area with water spray]
ivana: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
guys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *spraysprayspray*
[follows benita for two minutes spraying]
benita: OIIIIIIIIIIII
ivana; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK SHITTTTT
benita: STUPID BITCH
ivana: deal with it
[taking an order on drive thru]
ivana: (sif i actually remember what i was saying to this car..)
daprossi: *shoves raw beef patty off the floor in my face :O)
ivana: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU. *chases after, i forgot what i did tho*
[on mchappy day]
ivana: *sees kids on bike coming up drive thru* are you serious?
kids: yeh! can we do this?!!!!
ivana: i dont see why not, this is hilarious
kids: AWW UR THE COOLEST MACCAS PERSON EVER
ivana: i know (H)
[some crew outing]
ivana and joanna: (talking about something, forgot what)
daprossi: (adds in his contribution, forgot what)
ivana and joanna: DID WE ASK YOU!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!
[ivana clocking off]
joel: *runs out and sprays ivana* HAHAH WARNED U!
ivana: EIIIIGHHH *wrestles joel for the spray, then runs to back to get other spray*
joel: *gets flat box shield*
(all hell breaks loose)
ivana: CHECK OUT CHICK
ricky: SHUTUP U STUPID MAN
[ivana tells back area about rickys new name]
awad: HAAAA CHECK OUT CHICK
ricky: FUCK YOU IVANAAA!!
[tania and ivana looking through roster]
tania: WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE IVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM
ivana: new people, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
[ivana spills a coke]
AWWW MAAAN I CHUCKED A TANIA!
to chuck a tania: to spill/drop any food/cleaning/whatever article.
[mel spills oreo while refilling]
AWW NOO I CHUCKED A TANIA :(
LOL @ that friday night where all of front area was depressed so we pigged out on mcflurries =)
[car comes]
kim: OMG IVANA IF HE RINGS MAKE SURE U YELL OUT FOR ME OHH MY GODD I SHOULD BE CHARGING MY FONE hi what can i get you
*ivana pisses self*
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alison: i swear to god your the loudest person at maccas
alison (again): ivana you kill my life
ivana: :D
alison: ayeee jesse ivanas gonna ask you out
ivana: YOUR FUCKED UP ALISON
alison: i loooove youuu =D
ivana: omg do u wanna ask tania out
jesse: yeah but shed probably reject me
ivana: yeah cos shes totally outta your league
*all piss themselves*
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ivana: omg if they get rid of snack wraps, A JIHAD ON MCDONALDS!
*someone pisses themselves i forgot who, probably alison*
LOL@THIS [joanna and ivana sitting in a park around hoxton park area]
ivana: hey that girl outside looks like alison in her maccas uniform
joanna: yeah it does too!
*after about 5 mins of staring at her*
ivana: OMFG IT IIIIIIS ALISON
joanna: OMG lets go maccas then and tell her
[later at maccas] joanna&ivana: we know where u live *explain story*
alison: fucking stalkers DID YOU SLASH MY TYRES TOO?!
ivana&joanna: LOL SOMEONE SLASHED UR TYRES? HAHA IT WAS US THEN.
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DEFINING MOMENTS 08!
COMPILED FROM IVANA AND BENITA'S PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES!
- Someone gave heead
- Denita got over someone
- Daprossi fell in love with SLUTFACEDWHORE
- Nina and Tim became friends
- Nina and Caleb stopped being friends
- WYD
- PWD 14/6/08
- A7X 7/5/08
- MEETING WINSTON FUCKING MCCALL!
- Soundwave 08
- Crowded House
- Twisted Sounds .. Switch.. Bringiton.. Livo Idol.. all that local shit
- Breaking Dawn released
- Twilight movie will be released!
- Eden got high
- Pissups x 2
- Maccas crew meeting ice cream fight
- Sexy Bitch and Sexy Cunt.. there to make English seem sexier.
- Mosque excursion!
- EATING MACCAS EVERYDAY DURING PRELIMS
- Me and SLUTFACEDWHORE = KAPUT!
- Viet became annoying
- LAUREN JOINED THE FREEMAN COMMMUNITYYY
- Those three comprise of.. THE BALKAN BITCHES.
- Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging as a movie (Y)
- Full running a muck during WYD.. me and zac and james drinking vodka.. meeting mad new people.. killing william with wooshie finger holds.. running around the city late at night holding hands.. oh it was all good. :)
- Greenway Park day! sooo fun! JT copped balls in his face :P LAWL!
- The Easter Show x2 .. Jess Joanna and Ellie take one. Nadia Dap Benita Cynthia Tina Justine and other cecil kids take two.
- BENITA STOPPED BEING A GANGA FOR A BIT! WOO
- LEUMEEAAAHH DRUNKNESS. Damn Bunyan.
- Various parties in order of which came to mind first:
- Ricky's
- Melody's
- Joanna's suprise party
- Cassie/Zac's joint
- THE Jen's
- Nadia and Jess'
- Amanda's
- Brittany's
- Mine
- Alex's (though we didnt go )
- William's
- Caleb's
- Viet's
- Jules' EVEN THO WE WERENT INVITED!!
- Jen's
- Mel's dinner coming up!
- David's!
- "What is this? 2 Unit Andrejev Studies?" He never stopped about his life stories :P
- The case of the missing rubber duck.. LOL
- TK telling Benita he was playing in Confession with PWD in december.. and she full believed him ROFLL
- ARIDA PUSHING BENITA OVER THE BALCONY LMAO
- Nina and Tim vommiting all over my house, Benita having to clean my pillow, Denita freaking out, Vince + Alex cleaning all the puke.. kudos to you guys. Kudos.
- THE FATMATE FINDING US! LMAO
- Me, Benita, Ryan and Andrew taking a walk to Greenies to get pizza cos it was cheaper than delivery
- Falling on the couch on Greenfield Road
- My sternum :)
- Benita's mum letting her get a tat then withdrawing her offer on the day JAHAHA
- The time the train station P.A said "The next train to arrive on platform 1 goes to New Zealand" LOL
- 3AM prank calls from certain LOSERS
- Me and Nina getting drunk at her house.. abusing people on msn.. walking to KFC AND I worked with a hangover! LOL
- Sleeping over Nina's and pranking people at like 3am LOL
- me and Benita's massive fight.. either cos she accused me of saying shes a lesbian to people.. or cos she was a whore. Who knows.
- FCC graaand final. They lost. We must be jinxes. Somebody saluting us from the ground.. oh yeh. lawwl. OH and the great year nine commentry (Y)
- William's graaand finaaal. They sound so grand don't they? Me and Benita arriving 10 mins late while they were winning.. but then they start loosiing.. we wonder if were jinxes, again. William getting hit in the face, me and Benita rofl our faces AND asses off, him getting benched and we full laugh and yell out BEEENCHHHHEDDDDD but then later find out he was sick.. oopppsie!
- 14 FOBS WALK ON A BUS.. OH FUCK.
- SHINEY! *punch*
- SHINEY! .. oh wait THATS A FOB
- William dummy spitting a water bottle BAHAHA
- THE PARTY BUS! with the flashy lights and funny year nines
- GRAAPPLEE TACCKLEEEE
- The introduction of Demon Whore and Stick Figure With No Soul.
- Telling SLUTFACEDWHORE to close her legs. lmao
- WATERFIGHT AT TS08
- BREAKING AMANDAS BED!
- Ciantal making mi goreng (Y)
- Winning best dressed at Switch for rocking up as a bogan LOLOLOL
- When the voting was happening for Switch (scream loudest voting) Joanna screamed the loudest for me and Alex yells out "BOGAN WITH NICE TITS"
Yes I understand there may be more defining moments which I don't remember hence haven't put in here. So fill me in if that is the case.
This sure was a good English distraction (Y)
EDITS
- Mikky kissing Mr Vrlic LOLOLOLOL
- MEETING WINSTON FUCKING MCCALL AGAIN!
- Wingdings running around in a circle pit (Y)
- Yelling out to Eden and Josh, and sending Eden shit from across the road
- "ARE YOU VAGINA NOSE?" (bluetooth name)
"NOOO!"
"OHH THATS MEEE!"
- Getting on PWD's live DVD :D
- Starting chants on more than one occasion.
WYD: walking through St James station, I yell out AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, the whole place followed with OI OI OI. =D
PWD 12/12/08: I stated chanting Smoke Em' then the whole mosh joined in!
- Dean trying to light the sparkler bomb at Greenway, and telling Joanna to close her legs (to block the wind.. what where you thinking?) LOL
- Justine: Some people put syringes in train seats so when people sit down it pokes them..
*Denita checks every seat thoroughly before sitting*
(At PWD)
- "FAT PEOPLE SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO CROWD SURF!"
- "Who the hell is that girl.. OH MY GOD IT'S ALEX :|"
- *group of shineys walk past*
William: SHINEY =D *punchpunchpunch*
Ivana: OHHH FUCK =[
- Ivana: Everything about you is big William..
William: Everything huh? *wink*
Ivana: Well not everything..
William: HAHA IM PUTTING THAT ON MY PM TONIGHT!
- And he actually did. LMFAO
- Random bogan in Big W: Why don't yous shut the fuck up and get over yourselves?
- (after getting served by possible gay guy in Vinnies)
Ivana: Do you rekon he was gay?
William: Yep. He was so checking me out.
Ivana: Don't flatter yourself.
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
- Ivana: SHINEY! *punch*
Benita: (sick of being beaten all day) OH FUCK YOU *punches back*
*bitch fight in the middle of livo*
- Viet: Annual erect plant.. ahah that reminds me of William
Benita & Ivana: I don't think he's erect annually..
- Surviving our first HSC assessment block. BOOOYEAHHH
- Benita got the highest in the class for Modern.. a subject she most ardently detests.
- Telling Tina off at carols LMFAOOOO
- Asian lady in drive thru: Can I have 5 cheeseburgers
*Ivana accidently puts it in as 55 cheeseburgers* SHIT
Matt and Jason: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
MACCAS!
[at ice skating]
joel: you workin tonight?
ivana: yeh you?
joel: omg yes WATCH OUT UR GONNA COP IT
ivana: BRING ITTT
[walk into maccas and sees kryst and joe]
ivana: OMGGGGG *tackle hug*
[walks outta change rooms to the sight of the whole back area with water spray]
ivana: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
guys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *spraysprayspray*
[follows benita for two minutes spraying]
benita: OIIIIIIIIIIII
ivana; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK SHITTTTT
benita: STUPID BITCH
ivana: deal with it
[taking an order on drive thru]
ivana: (sif i actually remember what i was saying to this car..)
daprossi: *shoves raw beef patty off the floor in my face :O)
ivana: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU. *chases after, i forgot what i did tho*
[on mchappy day]
ivana: *sees kids on bike coming up drive thru* are you serious?
kids: yeh! can we do this?!!!!
ivana: i dont see why not, this is hilarious
kids: AWW UR THE COOLEST MACCAS PERSON EVER
ivana: i know (H)
[some crew outing]
ivana and joanna: (talking about something, forgot what)
daprossi: (adds in his contribution, forgot what)
ivana and joanna: DID WE ASK YOU!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!
[ivana clocking off]
joel: *runs out and sprays ivana* HAHAH WARNED U!
ivana: EIIIIGHHH *wrestles joel for the spray, then runs to back to get other spray*
joel: *gets flat box shield*
(all hell breaks loose)
ivana: CHECK OUT CHICK
ricky: SHUTUP U STUPID MAN
[ivana tells back area about rickys new name]
awad: HAAAA CHECK OUT CHICK
ricky: FUCK YOU IVANAAA!!
[tania and ivana looking through roster]
tania: WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE IVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM
ivana: new people, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
[ivana spills a coke]
AWWW MAAAN I CHUCKED A TANIA!
to chuck a tania: to spill/drop any food/cleaning/whatever article.
[mel spills oreo while refilling]
AWW NOO I CHUCKED A TANIA :(
LOL @ that friday night where all of front area was depressed so we pigged out on mcflurries =)
[car comes]
kim: OMG IVANA IF HE RINGS MAKE SURE U YELL OUT FOR ME OHH MY GODD I SHOULD BE CHARGING MY FONE hi what can i get you
*ivana pisses self*
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alison: i swear to god your the loudest person at maccas
alison (again): ivana you kill my life
ivana: :D
alison: ayeee jesse ivanas gonna ask you out
ivana: YOUR FUCKED UP ALISON
alison: i loooove youuu =D
ivana: omg do u wanna ask tania out
jesse: yeah but shed probably reject me
ivana: yeah cos shes totally outta your league
*all piss themselves*
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ivana: omg if they get rid of snack wraps, A JIHAD ON MCDONALDS!
*someone pisses themselves i forgot who, probably alison*
LOL@THIS [joanna and ivana sitting in a park around hoxton park area]
ivana: hey that girl outside looks like alison in her maccas uniform
joanna: yeah it does too!
*after about 5 mins of staring at her*
ivana: OMFG IT IIIIIIS ALISON
joanna: OMG lets go maccas then and tell her
[later at maccas] joanna&ivana: we know where u live *explain story*
alison: fucking stalkers DID YOU SLASH MY TYRES TOO?!
ivana&joanna: LOL SOMEONE SLASHED UR TYRES? HAHA IT WAS US THEN.
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DEFINING MOMENTS 08!
COMPILED FROM IVANA AND BENITA'S PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES!
- Someone gave heead
- Denita got over someone
- Daprossi fell in love with SLUTFACEDWHORE
- Nina and Tim became friends
- Nina and Caleb stopped being friends
- WYD
- PWD 14/6/08
- A7X 7/5/08
- MEETING WINSTON FUCKING MCCALL!
- Soundwave 08
- Crowded House
- Twisted Sounds .. Switch.. Bringiton.. Livo Idol.. all that local shit
- Breaking Dawn released
- Twilight movie will be released!
- Eden got high
- Pissups x 2
- Maccas crew meeting ice cream fight
- Sexy Bitch and Sexy Cunt.. there to make English seem sexier.
- Mosque excursion!
- EATING MACCAS EVERYDAY DURING PRELIMS
- Me and SLUTFACEDWHORE = KAPUT!
- Viet became annoying
- LAUREN JOINED THE FREEMAN COMMMUNITYYY
- Those three comprise of.. THE BALKAN BITCHES.
- Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging as a movie (Y)
- Full running a muck during WYD.. me and zac and james drinking vodka.. meeting mad new people.. killing william with wooshie finger holds.. running around the city late at night holding hands.. oh it was all good. :)
- Greenway Park day! sooo fun! JT copped balls in his face :P LAWL!
- The Easter Show x2 .. Jess Joanna and Ellie take one. Nadia Dap Benita Cynthia Tina Justine and other cecil kids take two.
- BENITA STOPPED BEING A GANGA FOR A BIT! WOO
- LEUMEEAAAHH DRUNKNESS. Damn Bunyan.
- Various parties in order of which came to mind first:
- Ricky's
- Melody's
- Joanna's suprise party
- Cassie/Zac's joint
- THE Jen's
- Nadia and Jess'
- Amanda's
- Brittany's
- Mine
- Alex's (though we didnt go )
- William's
- Caleb's
- Viet's
- Jules' EVEN THO WE WERENT INVITED!!
- Jen's
- Mel's dinner coming up!
- David's!
- "What is this? 2 Unit Andrejev Studies?" He never stopped about his life stories :P
- The case of the missing rubber duck.. LOL
- TK telling Benita he was playing in Confession with PWD in december.. and she full believed him ROFLL
- ARIDA PUSHING BENITA OVER THE BALCONY LMAO
- Nina and Tim vommiting all over my house, Benita having to clean my pillow, Denita freaking out, Vince + Alex cleaning all the puke.. kudos to you guys. Kudos.
- THE FATMATE FINDING US! LMAO
- Me, Benita, Ryan and Andrew taking a walk to Greenies to get pizza cos it was cheaper than delivery
- Falling on the couch on Greenfield Road
- My sternum :)
- Benita's mum letting her get a tat then withdrawing her offer on the day JAHAHA
- The time the train station P.A said "The next train to arrive on platform 1 goes to New Zealand" LOL
- 3AM prank calls from certain LOSERS
- Me and Nina getting drunk at her house.. abusing people on msn.. walking to KFC AND I worked with a hangover! LOL
- Sleeping over Nina's and pranking people at like 3am LOL
- me and Benita's massive fight.. either cos she accused me of saying shes a lesbian to people.. or cos she was a whore. Who knows.
- FCC graaand final. They lost. We must be jinxes. Somebody saluting us from the ground.. oh yeh. lawwl. OH and the great year nine commentry (Y)
- William's graaand finaaal. They sound so grand don't they? Me and Benita arriving 10 mins late while they were winning.. but then they start loosiing.. we wonder if were jinxes, again. William getting hit in the face, me and Benita rofl our faces AND asses off, him getting benched and we full laugh and yell out BEEENCHHHHEDDDDD but then later find out he was sick.. oopppsie!
- 14 FOBS WALK ON A BUS.. OH FUCK.
- SHINEY! *punch*
- SHINEY! .. oh wait THATS A FOB
- William dummy spitting a water bottle BAHAHA
- THE PARTY BUS! with the flashy lights and funny year nines
- GRAAPPLEE TACCKLEEEE
- The introduction of Demon Whore and Stick Figure With No Soul.
- Telling SLUTFACEDWHORE to close her legs. lmao
- WATERFIGHT AT TS08
- BREAKING AMANDAS BED!
- Ciantal making mi goreng (Y)
- Winning best dressed at Switch for rocking up as a bogan LOLOLOL
- When the voting was happening for Switch (scream loudest voting) Joanna screamed the loudest for me and Alex yells out "BOGAN WITH NICE TITS"
Yes I understand there may be more defining moments which I don't remember hence haven't put in here. So fill me in if that is the case.
This sure was a good English distraction (Y)
EDITS
- Mikky kissing Mr Vrlic LOLOLOLOL
- MEETING WINSTON FUCKING MCCALL AGAIN!
- Wingdings running around in a circle pit (Y)
- Yelling out to Eden and Josh, and sending Eden shit from across the road
- "ARE YOU VAGINA NOSE?" (bluetooth name)
"NOOO!"
"OHH THATS MEEE!"
- Getting on PWD's live DVD :D
- Starting chants on more than one occasion.
WYD: walking through St James station, I yell out AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, the whole place followed with OI OI OI. =D
PWD 12/12/08: I stated chanting Smoke Em' then the whole mosh joined in!
- Dean trying to light the sparkler bomb at Greenway, and telling Joanna to close her legs (to block the wind.. what where you thinking?) LOL
- Justine: Some people put syringes in train seats so when people sit down it pokes them..
*Denita checks every seat thoroughly before sitting*
(At PWD)
- "FAT PEOPLE SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO CROWD SURF!"
- "Who the hell is that girl.. OH MY GOD IT'S ALEX :|"
- *group of shineys walk past*
William: SHINEY =D *punchpunchpunch*
Ivana: OHHH FUCK =[
- Ivana: Everything about you is big William..
William: Everything huh? *wink*
Ivana: Well not everything..
William: HAHA IM PUTTING THAT ON MY PM TONIGHT!
- And he actually did. LMFAO
- Random bogan in Big W: Why don't yous shut the fuck up and get over yourselves?
- (after getting served by possible gay guy in Vinnies)
Ivana: Do you rekon he was gay?
William: Yep. He was so checking me out.
Ivana: Don't flatter yourself.
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
- Ivana: SHINEY! *punch*
Benita: (sick of being beaten all day) OH FUCK YOU *punches back*
*bitch fight in the middle of livo*
- Viet: Annual erect plant.. ahah that reminds me of William
Benita & Ivana: I don't think he's erect annually..
- Surviving our first HSC assessment block. BOOOYEAHHH
- Benita got the highest in the class for Modern.. a subject she most ardently detests.
- Telling Tina off at carols LMFAOOOO
- Asian lady in drive thru: Can I have 5 cheeseburgers
*Ivana accidently puts it in as 55 cheeseburgers* SHIT
Matt and Jason: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Amy and the rest of front area: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
*Ivana changes it to 5*
All: THANK GOD
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
- Me smearing choc topping all over Josh's back =) MWAHAHAHAHA
- Sunday nights with Andrew and Brittany (Y)
- William and David's mad thing they did...
Ivana and Benita: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
- William: AARRROOOOOOOOOOOO
Benita and Ivana: BAHAHAHA JACOB BLACK
William: OH IS HE A WEREWOLF?! I THOUGHT HE WAS A VAMPIRE
*Benita gets very angry*
- Hiding Benita's shoes in the pot plant LOLOLOLOL
- Random to Benita: Why aren't you swimming?
Ivana: SHE'S GOT HER RAGS, THERES BLOOD IN THE WATER
William: HAHAHA BONEYARDS
- Benita's new name = Boneyards
- "Hey what's your ringtone?"
*Boneyards plays*
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO0OLL
- *me singing happy birthday*
David's dad: When you turn 18 you're going to be a wild one
LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- William's cake spiked with rum
- Benita: Are you thinking what I'm thinking DW1? I think I am DW2... it's DRINKING TIME!!!!
ahaha!
I'm DW2 and she is DW1 :)
- "You've made me the happiest princess =D" Oh how sweet *tears*
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